War Stories Pt.2. Pt.1: www.funnyjunk.com/War+Stories/funny-pictures/5015241/ Extra story: www.funnyjunk.com/War+Story/funny-pictures/5018567/ Source: 1-3: list
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War Stories Pt.2

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#68 - ianmcgunny (02/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
Yes, I know the difference between a clip and a mag. I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read.
#34 - floggnawstalgia (02/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan  forgot which one  and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking 						****					 to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so  the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"   
   
   
I assume many lels were had
My history teacher served in WW2 and said he was on one of the small islands in japan forgot which one and claimed that the island was so small you could hear each side if you yelled at each other. So one night both sides were talking **** to each other yet again and one of the Japs said "Hey Americans, tonight you die rike pigs!" and one of the raiders yelled back saying "Yeah, we'll see about that!" (in Japanese) so the Japs replied "John Wayne is bad actor!"


I assume many lels were had
#3 - schnizel ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
#13 - panzerfront (02/18/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I love the stories but I've noticed that they always are from the allies POV why no Axis stories?
User avatar #26 to #13 - adrilazzaro (02/19/2014) [-]
"History is written by the victors"
can you imagine if some grandchild proudly told a story of his German pop's killing spree? not socially acceptable unfortunately
#11 - miwauturu (02/18/2014) [-]
My great uncle died in WW2, but he has a medal named after him in France for marksmanship apparently. His unit was being overrun, and with them retreated he grabbed an anti-tank gun: a weapon two people were meant to manipulate and fire. Using it alone he managed to take out something ridiculous, I'd need to confirm, but I believe it was something along the line of 15 tanks, all on his own before he was killed.
#33 - kingpongthedon (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
“It was like shooting turkeys back at home… If you shot the ones in the back, the ones in the front wouldn’t know and keep charging instead of getting into cover.”

What the **** kind of turkeys was York hunting back home?
#32 - hawaiianman (02/19/2014) [-]
That Funk guy is my new hero.
#18 - mikhailovych (02/18/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"emptied the clip"
"clip"
what
#38 - pdizzlefoshizzle (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill anyone? One night he single-handedly took 42 german prisoners with nothing but a broadsword, escaped from a concentration camp but recaptured and sent to austria only to escape and meet up with a US armored column (after the atomic bomb was dropped, AND he swung from a rope and stabbed a nazi officer and proceeded to beat 8 germans soldiers up with nothing with his fists. There's a lot more you can find on this guy at badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html
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#1 - kaboomz ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
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#66 - devildogpratt (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>clips
#71 to #66 - ianmcgunny (02/19/2014) [-]
mfw having to reply to every other person saying something about the only mistake out of 400+ words

I was half asleep when I finished and I didn't proof read. I know the difference.
#57 - tjflash (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
WWll was the war of all wars. It is by far the most interesting, and the **** that happened in WWll are unbelievable. When you read about the soldiers that recieved Medals of Honor, you can barely comprehend it. The movies we see actually had to tone down the chaos because "Nobody would think it's realistic".
Pic related, that's not a Micheal Bay Film, it's America unloading on Omaha Beach, ready to **** **** up.
#43 - shitshitshit (02/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
im gonna be that guy and post this,

magazine and clip are not the same thing nor are they interchangeable
#30 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My Grandfather was in WW2.
He flew a b-24 liberator.
His tail gunner was once hit by flak and they had to wash what was left of the guy with a fire hose.

He flew in ploesti (which was a horrible mission, in which they took a wrong turn and ended up retracing their tracks) and the germans tore up most of their planes.

they lost over 50% of their planes. My grandfather ended up piloting a plane with 3 engines 1400 miles back to Africa, with no bearings at all, and low fuel.

I never met you Grandpa, but I love you.
#86 - royalwerewolf (02/19/2014) [-]
That last one
I've heard something like it before...
User avatar #58 - tkfourtwoone (02/19/2014) [-]
Well, if I remember correctly, my great grandfather (he died at over 90-something, when I was 19 or something) was taken prisoner and taken to the camps in Siberia.
If I were to believe him, one day he managed to escape and avoided cangrene on his legs (due to the extreme cold) with his own wee.

Being taken into Siberia and getting out of there alive is badass enough for me.
User avatar #53 - vipersixtyfour (02/19/2014) [-]
Grandfather was drafted in WWII and served on Tinian. He was a mechanic for the 20th Air Force. Legend has it that a bomber caught fire on the runway, and while everyone was running away, he ran towards it to try and put out the fire and help who he could.
User avatar #52 - uncledick (02/19/2014) [-]
My great uncle worked with nuclear warfare and was a paratrooper. He almost dove into the middle of Germany to capture a bridge, basically a suicide mission. The mission was postponed three times until the mission was called off because the bridge was captured. My great uncle also jerry rigged a machine gun on a tank and made it a dual mount tank machine gun. My great uncle invented a gun during world war two. He died about 6 years ago.

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