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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#20 - AnonymousDonor
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GUYS   
everybody knows its a whale shark!   
everybody knows it only eats small things like shrimp and krill   
   
the reason OP is scared of it   
is because he doesn't want it munching his dick   
   
now have we cleared that up?   
good.   
resume your silly lives.    
   
i shall do the same
GUYS
everybody knows its a whale shark!
everybody knows it only eats small things like shrimp and krill

the reason OP is scared of it
is because he doesn't want it munching his dick

now have we cleared that up?
good.
resume your silly lives.

i shall do the same
User avatar #39 to #20 - icelandicviking
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those things have enormous mouths and although it eats small things like you said, they sometimes swallow big fish and could also swallow a human. When and if it happened the whale shark would close it mouth until the fish/human would be digested. so yeah..
User avatar #40 to #39 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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i dont wanna be that guy, but per Dr.Craig McClain in a smithsonian based article "I know that the esophagus of a whale shark measures only inches across. The massive beast could not choke me down even if it preferred man meat to plankton."

source **********

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/could-a-whale-accidentally-swallow-you-it-is-possible-26353362/?no-ist
User avatar #41 to #40 - icelandicviking
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Well it was a long time ago i got my information but whale shark isn't whale. the whale part is just a name.
User avatar #43 to #41 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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if you read the article you would know its not strictly talking about whales lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - icelandicviking
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ok nvm i didn't read enough to see the article isn't about the general whale.
#44 to #42 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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its all good buddy no probs!
its all good buddy no probs!
User avatar #4 - dracolegacy
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basking shark. harmless.
#136 to #4 - aerosol
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They're both harmless, but this thing still creeps me right the **** out
#5 to #4 - restfullwicked
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its a whale shark. it is also harmless
User avatar #6 to #5 - dracolegacy
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basking shark is a whale.
#9 to #6 - pitch
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No it's not.   
   
A basking shark is a shark just like the whale shark. They are Chondrichthyes. Means they are FISH.   
   
Whales are Mammals. Just like us.   
   
 Source: I'm majoring in biology
No it's not.

A basking shark is a shark just like the whale shark. They are Chondrichthyes. Means they are FISH.

Whales are Mammals. Just like us.

Source: I'm majoring in biology
User avatar #10 to #9 - thefunnyside
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I'm sure a 10th grader could tell us that

Major in biology? Cool, my dad did the same
User avatar #13 to #10 - pitch
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I wish I could agree with you whole heartedly. Unfortunately though I have met fully grown adults that did not know that whales are mammals. Some of them thought sharks and whales belonged to the same group.

Did your dad find a decent job in this field?
User avatar #46 to #13 - thefunnyside
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What a world we live in

Totally. He works as the director (Or something like that) of the WWF Mediterranean, and is the main guy for nature and **** here on the Balkans. He has a PhD too, but he said he doesn't need to for this job. Hard working guy.
User avatar #52 to #9 - bendingtimeisgood
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But, if you're off studying biology, whose going to take care of your kitties?
User avatar #65 to #52 - pitch
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I don't know. Have you checked on them? Have they starved in my absence? D:
User avatar #67 to #65 - bendingtimeisgood
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I would, but they're in Sunnyvale and I'm in Kansas, so I can't be sure.
User avatar #68 to #67 - pitch
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Awh man ****, now I have to look for another Kittysitter. I can't believe you leave me hanging :I
User avatar #70 to #68 - bendingtimeisgood
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You should hurry before Ricky tries to care for them.
User avatar #75 to #70 - pitch
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Why? Is Ricky asian?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bendingtimeisgood
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You don't watch trailer park boys, do you?
User avatar #78 to #76 - pitch
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Unfortunately, no. I tried playing along anyway. Did I succeed? Mind to let me in on the subject?
User avatar #82 to #78 - bendingtimeisgood
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You played along well, for someone who never watched it, but Ricky is basically the most irresponsible human being on the planet. Here, give it a try Trailer Park Boys Season 1 Episode 1 : Take Your Little Gun and Get Out of My Trailer Park
#19 to #9 - AnonymousDonor
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actually im pretty sure chondrichthyes means they are fish primarily composed of cartilage, unlike real fish who are bones

i think...

i dunno i never gave a **** about biology
physics and chemistry FTW
User avatar #63 to #19 - pitch
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Hey you're not that far off. There is indeed a differentiation between those two.

What you're talking about is Chondrichthyes on the one hand and Osteichthyes on the other. The skeleton of Osteichthyes is mainly made up of bones, whilst Chondrichthyes have a skeleton of cartilage. They're sister taxa. Both of them are called Ichthyes though which is old greek for fish.
#85 to #63 - AnonymousDonor
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mm yes thanks to my final fantasy 8 background i learned ichthy a long time ago (also from my dino studies as a lad ichthyosaurus probably the gayest of the saurai)

but yeah i figured it couldn't be completely correct because **** ive seen shark skeletons at the museum
so they have to have at least a few bones XD
#62 to #9 - hondasupermoto
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But whale sharks aren't whales
User avatar #64 to #62 - pitch
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Which is what I just said.
#8 to #4 - misumena
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It's a Whale Shark......

And yes it is a shark because it has gills like a basking shark.
User avatar #15 to #8 - gragasvlad
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Fish have gills so I still think that Whalefish is more appropriate
#23 to #15 - ncsutroll
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sharks also have gills... because they are fish gasp
User avatar #24 to #23 - gragasvlad
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Well obviously shark are fish but, read the comment I responded to and you will see that I only responded with fish have gills so to point out that whalefish would be a more appropriate name for the whaleshark.
#25 to #24 - ncsutroll
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but it's cartillaginous structure and fin configuration make it an obvious member of the shark family. whalefish does sound kind of funny though
User avatar #26 to #25 - gragasvlad
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well I know but SHARKS are SCARY and the whale shar is like a big cuddle thing.
#27 to #26 - ncsutroll
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fair enough, sharks arent nearly as scary as most people think though
#66 to #27 - pitch
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User avatar #29 to #27 - gragasvlad
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Well I know they rarley kill people and they have a bunch of messed up weaknesses.

That does not change the fact that sharks look scary with all the theet and ****.
User avatar #102 to #29 - eddio
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Yeah Mike Tyson's feet are scary.
#35 to #29 - ncsutroll
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yeah, you get to a point eventually when you offshore fish that they're more of a nuissance than anything. pretty weak for their size as well
User avatar #109 to #35 - srslyjakecease
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Get in the water with them, and I dont think you will think of them as weak. Its more that their bodies aren't meant for transferring their strength on land.
#145 to #109 - ncsutroll
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very low endurance as far as fish go. not referring them on land I'm talking about them in the water, they'll make a good run or two but in general you put the pressure on em and you can bully a 7-8'er to the boat in a matter of minutes
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#37 - frogthekermit
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Yes
#22 - fishinyourface
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I'd be more frightened of this one. that mouth is just huge
User avatar #49 to #22 - divinecreator
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it eats little things via filtration were talking plankton sized, it would spit anything too big out in a heartbeat
User avatar #50 to #49 - fishinyourface
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it would still be terrifying to just fall into its mouth or something
User avatar #51 to #50 - bendingtimeisgood
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But, It has a tiny throat, which can't swallow anything bigger than a grapefruit, so It would immediately cough you back up.
User avatar #83 to #51 - unicornmangina
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and I got laughed at when I said that
User avatar #84 to #83 - bendingtimeisgood
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backup has arrived.
#86 to #84 - unicornmangina
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I think I'm inlove
I think I'm inlove
User avatar #87 to #86 - bendingtimeisgood
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That's not surprising... because... I'm senpai.
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User avatar #91 to #89 - bendingtimeisgood
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I finally noticed you.
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#54 to #22 - xgreenmaidenx
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But what about this thing.
#95 - anon id: c20b2660
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IT'S A SPERM WHALE AND SHE WANTS HIS "D"
#101 to #95 - dafunnycanadian
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No... it's a Whale Shark. Probably still want the "D" tho.
User avatar #129 to #101 - legaljoshj
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lord knows i do!
#142 to #129 - professorbob
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#45 - anon id: 1643099f
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Here is a Basking shark, feeds similar to the Whale shark.
#48 to #45 - pokimone
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Megamouth shark, master race, reporting in.
User avatar #138 to #48 - megamouth
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you called pokimone
#106 - supercookieduster
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that looks amazing, 10/10 would swim with
User avatar #47 - pokimone
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GUYZ GUYZ! ITS A WAAAALE SHRAAAK! ONLY KRILL AND PLAAANKTIN DO IT EAT. Jesus christ, all you people in the comments, we ******* know its a whale shark, your not the only one to ever go to a god damn aquarium.
#131 - themastertroller
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**themastertroller rolled a random image posted in comment #579613 at Pokemon ** mfw
User avatar #90 - ajperry
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**** yes I do, that right there son is a Whale Shark, it eats microscopic plankton and is harmless to humans.
User avatar #93 to #90 - husidusidu
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Read the bible. That story with the asshole who lived in a whale. Somet true **** there
User avatar #94 to #93 - ajperry
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The Whale Shark is a ******* shark, not a whale.
User avatar #98 to #94 - husidusidu
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Dude, those guys tripped over the sea. Do you think they care? Actually the whaleshark is a bunch of tons of NOPE
User avatar #99 to #98 - ajperry
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Nahhh I'd swim with it.
#108 to #99 - vanpika
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whale sharks arnt sharks there fish
whale sharks arnt sharks there fish