Walnut. . oh shit theres a baby on beard? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event Walnut oh shit theres a baby on beard? fuck well i guess wont rear end you like normally would the board sign is to alert paramedics in event
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oh shit theres a baby on beard?
fuck well i guess i wont rear end
you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert
paramedics in the event of a crash
that theres a baby that needs to be
attended to first u absolute fucking
walnut
i absolute fucking walnut
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#2 - copterofrofl
Reply +412 123456789123345869
(02/12/2014) [-]
**** i didnt know
User avatar #72 to #2 - sadisticsalmon
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(02/13/2014) [-]
It's not true...
#60 to #2 - broale
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I'm an EMT and i didn't either
I'm an EMT and i didn't either
#112 to #60 - soloman
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, if the EMT's don't know this then it's probably BS. Or maybe it's just an instinctual thing, as in once you're on the scene and see the sign you'll be like "Oh better go help dat baby."
User avatar #71 to #60 - sadisticsalmon
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(02/13/2014) [-]
It's not true
#3 to #2 - djrainbowdash
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(02/12/2014) [-]
#15 - megamolester
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(02/12/2014) [-]
i am not english very good, but this walnut is a *******!
#184 to #15 - vigdos
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(02/13/2014) [-]
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#55 to #15 - lionti
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(02/13/2014) [-]
is...is that Krillin?
User avatar #81 to #55 - xplosevdiarrhea
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Can't you read? it's a walnut.
#179 to #81 - thecrayzeeman
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(02/13/2014) [-]
And it's a *******.
#51 - moonmist
Reply +217 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
10/10 Would drink.
User avatar #157 to #51 - thedungeonmaster
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I just laughed so hard it hurt.
#58 to #51 - mrpavelowgrimm
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(02/13/2014) [-]
You're a beautiful soul don't ever leave us.
You're a beautiful soul don't ever leave us.
#97 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Absolutely ******* Walnuts
Absolutely ******* Walnuts
#139 to #97 - holywarstpd
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#163 to #139 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Oops! You saw my nut.
User avatar #196 to #97 - theturkeyburger
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
you are my true love
User avatar #102 to #97 - ewowo
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(02/13/2014) [-]
DID YOU JUST
#103 to #102 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Indeed, I did.
User avatar #206 to #103 - ewowo
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(02/13/2014) [-]
YOU DID THO
#109 to #97 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I like you, kid
#119 to #109 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Ditto, my friend!
Ditto, my friend!
#122 to #119 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Why do you have so many of these?
#123 to #122 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
No one will ever understand my love for walnuts!




(No, seriously. I'm making them as I go.)
#129 to #123 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Never mind, found it
#132 to #129 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Glad you found it and godspeed on your adventure.
#133 to #132 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
I'm gonna keep commenting to see how long you can keep this up
#135 to #133 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
A little while, I suppose.

Have a walnut that when cracked turned into Chewbacca.
#138 to #135 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
My puppy looks a little like chewbacca with the right haircut
#146 to #138 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
IT'S ADORABLE!
#151 to #146 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
She was grumpy cuz I woke her up
#162 to #151 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
She's not grumpy anymore. I gave her some walnuts to play with.
#166 to #162 - mrgoodlove
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#172 to #166 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
WOO HOO


Back at ya!
User avatar #128 to #123 - mrgoodlove
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Dammit... I deleted the one walnut related picture I had
#105 to #97 - u do wat to sheep
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#98 to #97 - BlackieChan
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(02/13/2014) [-]
That is real dedication for one joke
That is real dedication for one joke
#101 to #98 - josieabby
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you very much.   
I take my love for walnuts jokes very seriously.
Thank you very much.
I take my love for walnuts jokes very seriously.
User avatar #18 - jarredzz
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(02/12/2014) [-]
isnt a baby likely to die on impact.the actual ****.
User avatar #19 to #18 - klick
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(02/12/2014) [-]
actually, if the car seat is installed correctly and the baby is in placed in properly, the chances of the baby surviving a high impact car crash are pretty good.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jarredzz
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(02/12/2014) [-]
you missed the joke.
User avatar #21 to #20 - klick
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(02/12/2014) [-]
oh. I'm sorry I don't understand dead baby humor. I'm a female.
#182 to #21 - xxmemosxx
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Because you're a female? You mean you don't understand it 'cause you're human?
User avatar #22 to #21 - jarredzz
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(02/12/2014) [-]
the second sentence.
User avatar #24 to #22 - klick
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(02/12/2014) [-]
And a good sentence it is; though it may be lacking some nouns, verbs, adjectives and anything else to help clarify.
User avatar #40 to #24 - jarredzz
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(02/13/2014) [-]
if your not logged on certain words are cenncerd.
#43 to #40 - klick
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#47 to #43 - sladee
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#65 to #40 - thequickster
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#100 to #40 - furiousmarshmellow
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#186 to #40 - iflow
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(02/13/2014) [-]
carefully go to the closest store and buy yourself a helmet
#117 to #40 - pyrointheface
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#39 - josieabby
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#33 - hansdieterli
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#150 to #33 - souleaterdrawings
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(02/13/2014) [-]
Sticky when?
User avatar #59 to #33 - atma
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
Thank you. I need a reminder every now and then not to believe everything that FunnyJunk tells me.
#79 - codymathieu
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
i'm not even sorry
#99 to #79 - Hybricide
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
I WILL use that.
I WILL use that.
User avatar #61 - landerp
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
>back window smashes during crash
>baby on board sign face down in a pile of broken glass
>parametics too stupid to notice a ******* baby screaming in the car
>what an absolute ******* walnut
#64 to #61 - adrenalinbbq
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/13/2014) [-]
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this is wonky.
User avatar #9 - therealtjthemedic
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(02/12/2014) [-]
I'm actually eating wallnuts right now.
User avatar #16 to #9 - hudis
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(02/12/2014) [-]
you monster