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User avatar #8 - evilanakie (08/01/2015) [-]
its gon find that female alright
#3 - notgayinathreeway (08/01/2015) [-]
bug's fw
User avatar #52 to #3 - theite (08/02/2015) [-]
unz unz unz unz unz
#20 - optiknarty (08/01/2015) [-]
why do they have to fly...
User avatar #105 to #20 - ADeadlYLepricoN (08/02/2015) [-]
Holy **** can someone please Content Aware Scale the Soup Store Clip?
User avatar #102 to #20 - xxdigitalxx (08/02/2015) [-]
What movie/show is this from?
User avatar #104 to #102 - dividerbyzero ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Full Metal Jacket
User avatar #103 to #102 - optiknarty (08/02/2015) [-]
Full Metal Jacket
#89 to #79 - TehFunnyMan ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
I am actually sobbing.
I'm mad at myself for never finding this until now.
User avatar #85 to #79 - kwag (08/02/2015) [-]
You deserve more thumbs
User avatar #28 to #20 - kibbleking (08/01/2015) [-]
>Content aware scale synced with audio
yiss
User avatar #93 to #65 - beaterthebiter (08/02/2015) [-]
Why didn't it mess with Skylar's face?
User avatar #107 to #93 - Vickkersss (08/02/2015) [-]
I wish walt gave her exploding meth >.>
User avatar #6 - zeldamasterace ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
its gonna fly

its gonna fly

get out the ******* way its gonna

nevermind.
#45 - myjunk (08/01/2015) [-]
The mexicans say "We're all brave until the cucaracha flies"
Or in variations like "The machismo ends when the cockroach flies"
Yes I know the depicted creature is not a cockroach but its still relevant.
#61 to #45 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
How do you say it in Spanish?
#106 to #61 - myjunk (08/02/2015) [-]
Todos somos valientes, hasta que la cucaracha vuela!
"Todos somos valientes, hasta que la cucaracha vuela"
O
"El machismo termina cuando la cucaracha vuela"
I first heard the last variant but the first is actually more conocido
User avatar #80 to #45 - blackholedragon ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
sorryIdon'tspeakitalianspingebill.WEBM
#95 to #45 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**i used to have those land on my back during night when ever i went for a cup of water no one deserves to go throught such a traumatizing experience
User avatar #67 to #45 - ionlywhisper (08/02/2015) [-]
"it's only just a cockroach"

"ruuuuuuun!!!"

did i translate it right

my grade 9 spinach skills
User avatar #97 to #67 - sirosd (08/02/2015) [-]
I think the only is kinda irrelevant. It would be It's just a cockroach i believe
User avatar #110 to #97 - ionlywhisper (08/02/2015) [-]
es solo una cucaracha

its only a cockroach

you are correct.

i emphasized it because the way they say it implies that are not scared of it all at, when they in fact are. Hence the redundancy of singular subject.
#56 to #45 - icametocomment (08/02/2015) [-]
That's actually a really good saying.
User avatar #18 - sumerfag (08/01/2015) [-]
Flying bugs. My only irrational fear.
#60 to #18 - aerosol (08/02/2015) [-]
"irrational"
User avatar #66 to #60 - alpacalypse ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Giant Water Bugs don't have stingers
#71 to #66 - aerosol (08/02/2015) [-]
Neither does this thing but ain't about to pet it and give it a name
#81 to #71 - blackholedragon ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
the **** even is that. Hell naw man I've seen some nasty bug types but **** whatever that is.
#72 to #71 - alpacalypse ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
Giant Tree Wetas can't fly tho
#73 to #72 - aerosol (08/02/2015) [-]
Wish I could say the same for pala verde beetles. ******* hate those things.
#111 to #72 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
hello darkness my old friend
#23 to #18 - animesource ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
That's not how you type rational.
#5 - camzore ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
#70 - darkanon ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
#96 to #70 - pohatulolz (08/02/2015) [-]
where's that from?
User avatar #100 to #96 - sptnfouroneseven (08/02/2015) [-]
Mass Effect 1, when you find the Prothean Artifact and I THINK when you're talking to Sovereign
#4 - slobban (08/01/2015) [-]
**slobban used "*roll picture*"**
**slobban rolled image**
#24 to #4 - xevilpenguinx (08/01/2015) [-]
Some of you make this too easy.
#29 to #24 - legolars (08/01/2015) [-]
my ears holy ****
#30 to #29 - xevilpenguinx (08/01/2015) [-]
I always find the comments of my earbleeds hilarious. It's one of two results. Either everyone laughs and gives me greens, or people complain like 5-year-olds and give me reds. There's never a time it's equal or ignored.
#31 to #30 - Airmanator (08/01/2015) [-]
Actually you can cause permanent hearing damage. Don't be a piece of **** .
User avatar #32 to #31 - xevilpenguinx (08/01/2015) [-]
As I said, it's usually either extremely positive, or extremely negative. In this instance, it's negative.
#33 to #32 - Airmanator (08/01/2015) [-]
"Complains like year olds".
#35 to #34 - Airmanator (08/01/2015) [-]
Look, I understand you're out for a laugh or a kek or whatever you want to call it, but there's no need to be inconsiderate or abrasive. You're the same as the people who thinks it's okay to blow a whistle onto the telephone in order to cause mischief.

I just want you to know that I'm really disappointed in you, and as you move on it life, you'll come to realize how immature your antics actually are.
User avatar #36 to #35 - xevilpenguinx (08/01/2015) [-]
But where's the fun in that?
#38 to #36 - Airmanator (08/01/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know, I'm not a sadist. Some self discovery might be in order.
User avatar #39 to #38 - xevilpenguinx (08/01/2015) [-]
I am quite the sadist.
#53 to #39 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
#44 to #30 - talonlame (08/01/2015) [-]
Well to be fair most people don't liked to be spooked that way and it people who have seen this posts like this do get annoyed by it I personally think it's funny tho xD and I always lower my volume in webm anyways
User avatar #98 to #24 - Dakafal (08/02/2015) [-]
Is this how you get your sick kicks.
#99 to #98 - xevilpenguinx (08/02/2015) [-]
Yes...yes it is. I have no shame in it. Here, have another.
User avatar #58 - tigreman (08/02/2015) [-]
aint those little things called toe biters

like they sink their teeth into your feet

#63 to #58 - thesovereigngrave (08/02/2015) [-]
Nah man, they don't have teeth. Just a long, pointy beak that they stab you with and inject digestive spit.
#87 to #63 - elcreepo (08/02/2015) [-]
I really ******* hate all forms of insects that look like beetles/cockroaches/locusts

It's an irrational hatred and fear, I know.
#113 to #87 - thesovereigngrave (08/02/2015) [-]
When you say locusts do you mean actual locusts (as in swarming grasshoppers) or the adorable little ******* in my image (cicadas)?
#115 to #114 - thesovereigngrave (08/03/2015) [-]
Whaaat? Grasshoppers are cool.
User avatar #117 to #115 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
Grasshoppers are different from cicadas.

Grasshoppers aren't tiny little balls of spewing hatred.
User avatar #118 to #117 - thesovereigngrave (08/03/2015) [-]
...But you just said you meant both grasshoppers and cicadas.

And cicadas are great man, I can't wait until the next big brood of them pops up in a couple of years.
User avatar #121 to #118 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
Locusts are grasshoppers?

I always assumed they were shorter and fatter... I suppose locusts I'm not afraid of then.

Don't get me wrong, I love when I hear cicadas. But if I see one crawling anywhere near me it's gonna get my foot. Only the beetles/cicadas that avoid people should live...

Strange how something so vile can make such a unique and enjoyable noise.
#122 to #121 - thesovereigngrave (08/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, technically the term "locust" refers to several species of grasshoppers. More specifically, it refers to them when they're swarming.

Boo, that's no fun. Cicadas are adorable. And hell, they're not even dangerous in any way. Unless you sit still for long enough that they think you're a plant.
User avatar #91 to #87 - taniv (08/02/2015) [-]
*rational blatantly stolen from above
User avatar #92 to #91 - taniv (08/02/2015) [-]
Also, learning time, it's probably advantageous for us to be afraid of bugs to some extent because many of them can be genuinely dangerous with their own breed of chemical warfare. That and it doesn't help that they look creepy as **** because their genetic variations are a lot more diverse than most other animals; lions, tigers and bears oh my have recognizable features, but bugs can be so different we don't really associate them with the rest of the living creatures. Doesn't help that popular media, like movies and **** , has taken their features to make horror movie monsters, sensationalizing our fear even more.

TL;DR be very afraid of those tiny little blood sucking poisonous ******** , ************ . be very afraid.
User avatar #116 to #92 - elcreepo (08/03/2015) [-]
But I'm not afraid of spiders or even bees. Black hornets yes but most people would be, it's a very normal thing to be frightened of something that tends to attack on sight.

Beetles don't do much... at least most of them don't. Stag beetles and toe biters might, but the average lily beetle only threatens lillies.

But I hate those creepy, crawly, beedy eyed and hard shelled things. ESPECIALLY the ones that fly.

They're like mini satans.
User avatar #119 to #116 - taniv (08/03/2015) [-]
I used to be deathly afraid of spiders and bees, but as I get used to them it's not so bad. However, I'm still terrified when those things bolt at relativistic speeds in any direction without rhyme or reason.
Satan fears them, that's why hell is fire, to kill all the bugs.
#112 to #63 - tigreman (08/02/2015) [-]
Oh.
Well that's much better.
#43 - talonlame (08/01/2015) [-]
It looks like it has a mustache as hands
#48 to #43 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #50 to #48 - talonlame (08/02/2015) [-]
El Tiger!Loved that show
User avatar #76 to #50 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (08/02/2015) [-]
El tiger.
You're a ******* gringo, esse
User avatar #77 to #76 - talonlame (08/02/2015) [-]
Damn you auto correct. D:<
Heh perdón ,mi teléfono no sirve unas veces :$
#40 - creepingorion (08/01/2015) [-]
Well, I'll file that bug under **** I Didn't Need To See.
#54 - nzphunter (08/02/2015) [-]
Reapers... Those ******* are real.
User avatar #101 to #54 - sptnfouroneseven (08/02/2015) [-]
Looks NOTHING like a Reaper but okay.
#19 - vbeck (08/01/2015) [-]
God, it makes me think of this weird-ass ****** .

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2O289Jemo&ab_channel=dachort

Tool's music videos are so weird
User avatar #26 to #19 - qnamanmanga ONLINE (08/01/2015) [-]
so cute monkey. :3
#59 to #19 - germanblood (08/02/2015) [-]
******* love TooL and their amazing videos!
User avatar #37 to #19 - darksideofthebeast (08/01/2015) [-]
we barely remember... what came before this precious moment... And choosing to be here...
User avatar #25 - poutinesalad (08/01/2015) [-]
******* waterscorpions

I didn't know they could fly.
#68 - anon (08/02/2015) [-]
"bugs the crap out of me"
User avatar #16 - thechosentroll (08/01/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what that is, but I want to hit it with a shovel.
#62 - heartbleed (08/02/2015) [-]
I would ******* flip my **** ...
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