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Waifu roll roulette.


I rolled a random waifu on my profile and this is what I got....

It's just as concerned as I am it seems....

*ahem*

Anyway, roll a picture and that is your waifu or whatever.

Rule #1: If it's just a jumble of text or a story, then delete and try again. (Advice, make another roll as a reply first and then delete the first post. That way people can see the challenges you had attaining your final waifu form.)

Rule #2: If it's a group of people, congrats you won them all, and now have to participate in a life destroying orgy. They won't let you escape. Be afraid.

Rule #3: if you see someone else rolling the same waifu as you, than you have the choice to challenge them in a trial of combat. Should they choose to accept, you must both roll a number between 1-100. Higher number wins.

Branch rule to #3: If you both roll the same number, then the waifu wanted to keep you both, and now you have become bro **** buddies, congrats.

Rule #4: If you ran out of rolls in an attempt to get something, and got nothing, then I myself shall roll you a waifu if you choose. If it is not possible to be a waifu, or I have also run out of rolls, than you will simply be alone.

Note, the roll limit is the number of chances you got.

I look forward to funny rolls, let's do this.

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Submitted: 12/24/2015
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#4 - PSpepper (12/24/2015) [-]
**PSpepper used "*roll picture*"**
**PSpepper rolled image**
#5 to #4 - PSpepper (12/24/2015) [-]
I can live with this.
I think Elba would make a good Bond. If not him, Fassbender would make a great Bond.
User avatar #6 to #5 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I think it's a pretty high tier roll, personally. Definitely above average.
#11 to #6 - PSpepper (12/24/2015) [-]
I also feel Tom Hardy would be great for the roll despite the fact that he might be a little short . I just want a talented a British actor in the role with Craig leaving. Chiwetel Ejiofor could also play the role, or even Clive Owen.
#78 - xemoro ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**xemoro used "*roll picture*"**
**xemoro rolled image**
#17 - fluffydragon (12/24/2015) [-]
**fluffydragon used "*roll picture*"**
**fluffydragon rolled image**
User avatar #21 to #17 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
That.... Quote in this context makes this look like the intro to a VERY hardcore porno....

10/10.
#66 - skygrok (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
**skygrok used "*roll picture*"**
**skygrok rolled image**
User avatar #67 to #66 - skygrok (12/24/2015) [-]
A cat is fine too.
#37 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**walcorn used "*roll picture*"**
**walcorn rolled image**
User avatar #39 to #38 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I wish I had rolled something like this....
User avatar #40 to #39 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
You disgust me
User avatar #42 to #40 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I rolled a sheep as a waifu....

And you're judging me for wanting other human beings?

I don't even....
User avatar #43 to #42 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
They are little girls, they look like they're ******* 12 you sick ****
User avatar #46 to #43 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
actually they look around 16 I think.... Which is very legal in a lot of places outside the US.
User avatar #47 to #46 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Those girls do not look like they're 16, wtf are you blind?
User avatar #48 to #47 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Huh....

The wiki apparently says they're 10 years old....

Guess I haven't looked at enough little anime girls to be able to tell.
User avatar #49 to #48 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
It's not about having watched enough anime, it's about having enough of a functional eyesight to recognize a child when you see one.
User avatar #50 to #49 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
I look at it again and again, and nothing about their size, shape, and especially actions, tells me they're 10 years old.

User avatar #52 to #50 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
There might be something wrong with you, it was obvious from the start that they were 10-12
User avatar #54 to #52 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
No it wasn't.... At all.

Honestly, this entire time i've been debating on calling you a pedo based on how in depth your capable of telling.

And let me put this into perspective, this has been rolled and used MANY times, and note once has anyone thought they were under 16.
#56 to #54 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
Breaking news: the ability to tell children and teens apart indicates pedophilia now.
And "I wish I had rolled something like this...." is even more suggestive towards that, so good job on that.
User avatar #57 to #56 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
A pedophile seeks out little girls, of course he'd be able to tell the difference more than the average person.

Either a pedo or someone who spends a lot of time with kids.
User avatar #58 to #57 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm neither, but if you legitimately think they look 16 there is something wrong with you.
User avatar #59 to #58 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
And to be fair, it's anime, most of the time the young looking ones.... Especially with magical powers and **** , are MUCH older than they look....
User avatar #60 to #59 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
Ah yes
the old 500 year old loli trick
the best way to pander to pedos watching their anime
User avatar #61 to #60 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Eh, gonna be real here, two people here already were going for loli waifu's so....

I personally don't judge. While the whole, "They're not real" slip is a pretty morbid excuse, as long as they get their fix, I don't think we have to worry about rash actions. That is, if my understanding of human psychology is adequate.
User avatar #64 to #61 - walcorn ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I judge.
but the thing is I can only judge if I am made aware of it.
If people keep this to themselves I can't have a problem with it.
#14 - numbmind (12/24/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**
User avatar #15 to #14 - numbmind (12/24/2015) [-]
He has that look cause im going in dry...
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User avatar #13 to #12 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
What the **** is this
User avatar #16 to #13 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
A bone, and I can very easily make a pun here that would be quite lacking in marrow.

Joke aside, I see it as an opportunity for another roll, so feel free to delete it and try again.
#18 to #16 - ministermax ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**ministermax used "*roll picture*"**
**ministermax rolled image** My TRUE waifu
#20 to #19 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
You got the exact opposite of a loli, she mega old and big, AND not human....

But hey, box of chocolates and all that.
#1 - camzore ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**camzore used "*roll picture*"**
**camzore rolled image** I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
User avatar #3 to #1 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Go with the flow meme waifu....

Good start.
#2 to #1 - camzore ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
i'd **** it
#76 - twoeyedcyclops ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**twoeyedcyclops used "*roll picture*"**
**twoeyedcyclops rolled image** *prays for Jinx*
User avatar #77 to #76 - twoeyedcyclops ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**** !
User avatar #91 to #77 - undeaddog ONLINE (12/25/2015) [-]
Your fault for having **** taste in waifus
#88 - hairybaboon (12/25/2015) [-]
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**hairybaboon rolled image**
#89 to #88 - hairybaboon (12/25/2015) [-]
Does this make me Mormon?
#85 - doucheonmandic (12/25/2015) [-]
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**doucheonmandic rolled image**
#79 - xemoro ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
**xemoro used "*roll picture*"**
**xemoro rolled image** *hopes for something good*
#74 - deucestar (12/24/2015) [-]
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**deucestar rolled image**
Sweet tender love nuggets give me a sex bot 0_o
User avatar #75 to #74 - deucestar (12/24/2015) [-]
ehhh close enough
#73 - nagasadow (12/24/2015) [-]
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#70 - swbite (12/24/2015) [-]
GIF
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**swbite rolled image**
#69 - zombieplayground (12/24/2015) [-]
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**zombieplayground rolled image**

please not ponies
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User avatar #9 to #8 - assassindash [OP](12/24/2015) [-]
Congrats, first non waifu roll, you get a second chance.
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