Waffle. >be 19 >new family moves in next door to me >husband, wife, 4 year old daughter >one day, they ask me to house-sit while they go on a "
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Waffle

>be 19
>new family moves in next door to me
>husband, wife, 4 year old daughter
>one day, they ask me to house-sit while they go on a "family night out"
>whatever
>go over there
>they recently got a dog, named it Waffle
>think that's a dumb ass name
>they leave
>i sit down and watch some tv
>get bored
>i brought some weed there in my coat pocket
>spend like three hours sitting there getting blazed
>eventually the munchies kick in
>desperate for sublime crunchy nourishment
>get off couch to go get some
>get a ******* horrible head rush from sitting so long
>vision goes black
>last thing i remembered was feeling myself plummeting face first towards the ground
>wake up
>look at clock
>about two hours have passed since i blacked out
>push myself up on my hands, look down
>see the flattened remains of Waffle the dog under me
>must've fell on him when i passed out
>think "Waffle? more like Pancake!"
>cause he's flat
>chuckle to myself for a solid minute
>snap out of it, realize gravity of situation
>try to scrape Waffle off floor and claim he ran away, but he's stuck real good
>can hear the family's car pulling up
>had to explain to this married couple and their 4 year old daughter that i got high as **** and passed out on their dog
>mfw they walked in

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Submitted: 06/24/2014
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