WWII German Army comp 2. Don't hate too hard. I will do another comp on Armies, such as the Red Army, Spetznaz, US marines, RAF members ect. so feel free to ask WWII German Army comp 2 Don't hate too hard I will do another on Armies such as the Red Spetznaz US marines RAF members ect so feel free to ask
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #24 - ishallsmiteyou
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this is a comp about nazis, not the German army. The German Army, in both world wars, was the German army. The Nazis were the Nazis, the army was the army. Jesus ******* christ.
User avatar #25 to #24 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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Check the 1st one for the army details.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ishallsmiteyou
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Don't say ARMY if it has nothing to do with them. Seriously, that's just misleading.
User avatar #27 to #26 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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Okay
Rest your breasts
I did the first one, ran out of ideas for the army, did this one about Nazi's and am asking for suggestions
User avatar #63 to #24 - sanguinius
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It sounded like German Army in WW II had no connection to Nazi at all
User avatar #69 to #63 - ishallsmiteyou
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the Wehrmacht was the primary German force long before the Nazi Party took control of the government. The soldiers were the same soldiers they were before, just under a different regime.
#68 to #24 - insanefreak
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Exactly. You had the SS (SchutzStaffel if I remember correctly), which wasn't related to nazi-people, merely the elite of their army. Not to be mistaken for the SS that did the Nazi stuff.

Also, soldiers who couldn't bear to stand in concentration camps had the option to go for a transfer, which many people took.
User avatar #153 to #68 - jamieswhiteshirt
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The SS was related to the nazis. It was their personal force. It was given power as a kind of police when the nazis gained control over Germany. It was later specialized with the Waffen-SS, which was the army of nazi Germany.
User avatar #130 to #68 - baaltomekk
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Yes. There was the SS and the Waffen SS
#75 to #24 - anon id: 287aaf84
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for the most part they were one in the same in WWII
with most of the higher officers achieving their rank due to connections with the Nazi party, and entire battalions were filled with Nazis and eventually the barely grown up Hitler youth. also the military ran the concentration and death camps, so trying to separate them is a lot more complicated than just, "The Nazis were the Nazis, the army was the army."
User avatar #79 to #75 - ishallsmiteyou
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I see your point, but as you yourself said, for the most part they were the same as they were before.
#60 to #24 - berkut
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No info about the glorious German Army.
#5 - brassydolphin
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Requesting comp about Napoleon's grande armée
#13 to #5 - wedgehead
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They buttsex'd each other.
#14 to #13 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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I'm going to dive to Paris and go around saying 'Hon hon hon eiffl towr baguette' to people
I'm going to dive to Paris and go around saying 'Hon hon hon eiffl towr baguette' to people
User avatar #34 to #14 - jacksipian
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don't forget to do it in the worst french accent you can imagine.
User avatar #6 to #5 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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I'll see what I can do bro. I'm going to put all suggestions in a randomizer, maybe you'll get lucky this time round
User avatar #7 to #6 - brassydolphin
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aaw yiss
#8 to #7 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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I like making people feel happy.

I might at one point do a random comp with facts about the armies and stuff not picked but I like
#9 to #8 - brassydolphin
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Would make my day   
Pic related
Would make my day
Pic related
User avatar #10 to #9 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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Sub to me or something and I'll keep you updated. (Or PM me your skype or Fb and I'll notify you) we can also be friends that way
#11 to #10 - brassydolphin
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Neat!   
   
(replace sausages with military comps)
Neat!

(replace sausages with military comps)
User avatar #12 to #11 - topheavymonkeyy [OP]
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Will do Cpt!
#41 to #5 - EdwardNigma
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield.
#49 - antinonymous
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Requesting comp about Prussian Army.
User avatar #107 to #49 - catpisseverdeen
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Königreich Preußen!
#129 to #49 - mummyslittlebitch
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YES
YES
#50 to #49 - cheesywilly
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If topheavymonkey doesn't do one, I'd always be willing to, pan-Germanic history is my chosen university topic.
#51 to #50 - antinonymous
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That would be awesome, I know only some things about their history and am a fan of Europa Universalis (forming prussia is not extremely hard but they are so interesting to play).   
   
Please reply topheavymonkey
That would be awesome, I know only some things about their history and am a fan of Europa Universalis (forming prussia is not extremely hard but they are so interesting to play).

Please reply topheavymonkey
User avatar #83 to #51 - torchrose
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eu3 and ck2 best
#59 to #50 - anon id: 2fa979be
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fack dat moneky, do it anyway. do it detailed, long, and with ******** of pictures. comp so big that even yo mama jokes will be nothing against it. the ultimate germanic comp.
User avatar #43 - spacexplain
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Im pretty sure the Nazi name origin one is false, because the full name of the party is Nazionale Socialiste, as in national socialist. The bavarian theory sounds like some propaganda.
#45 to #43 - anon id: 742542a6
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Are you telling me that nazi is a better shortened version of NAttional SOcialist than NASOS is? Nasos at least sounds like the beginning of both words.
#54 to #45 - internetexplain
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National Socialists = National Sozialisten

"National" is pronounced "Nazional" hence why the people called them Nazis
their proper shortcut was simply NS - for a example , a soldier who admitted to be a nazi was an NS-Soldier. Nazi propaganda newspapers were NS-Newspapers , and so on
#52 to #45 - anon id: f1defeb4
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Hey genius. Do you think that maybe you ought to use the german spelling?
User avatar #158 to #43 - biebergotswag
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no, the full name is Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP.
but i guess nazi is easier to say than nsdap
#99 - skumbaner
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Maybe this guy should hold on doing comp on other armies until he can get his "facts" correct
#86 - Conquistador
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User avatar #139 to #86 - cedrock
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It's really pathetic. They get blown the **** out in another post and then just post something like this to make up for it.
#94 to #86 - apellon
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#105 to #86 - getballar
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#106 to #105 - getballar
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#102 - Noobanon
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There isn't a single fact about the German army. The SS wasn't it. The holocaust wasn't the armys fault. Jeesus Christ.
#127 - honkitonk
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please stop these comps. most people who do these fact comps know their ****. you obviously do not. only half of these are true and most of them are not about the ww2 army. i am from germany and you seem to take your "knowledge" from rumors and halfwitted forums. just stop spreading false information.
please stop these comps. most people who do these fact comps know their ****. you obviously do not. only half of these are true and most of them are not about the ww2 army. i am from germany and you seem to take your "knowledge" from rumors and halfwitted forums. just stop spreading false information.
User avatar #141 to #127 - cedrock
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Have you not realized yet that this is just a mad kike trying to spread disinfo about germany?
#194 to #141 - honkitonk
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shut your face. you think you are funny or mature for using racial slurs. news for you: this has gotten old a long time before you were even born. true, op is a devourer of mad cock but you are just pathetic.
User avatar #195 to #194 - cedrock
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So Germany being insulted this badly is not as bad as me saying racial slurs? You're pathetic. Leave the internet please.
#204 to #195 - honkitonk
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you silly tard. you are completely useless. nothing you say contributes to anything.
User avatar #205 to #204 - cedrock
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How about you ******* reply with an argument rather than being this buttmad over a racial slur? Truth is, you're the one saying things that don't contribute to anything.

I am now sure that you are a Jew. Either keep your damn mouth shut or get off the internet. No one wants to hear your ********.
#207 to #205 - honkitonk
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i want to be angry at you, i really do. but you just made my day by calling me a jew. truth is, both op and you are devourers of mad cock. are you happy now? keep ranting if you want, i don't care either way. just stop with the silly slurs and act like a decent human being.
User avatar #208 to #207 - cedrock
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Don't you understand that this is exactly what's wrong with this world? People using the discrimination/racism card to get away with everything wrong they do?

Also, I think you're forgetting, you're on ******* funnyjunk. If you search "Funnyjunk ******" on google, you get 385000 results.

Just for a ******* second contemplate what I'm actually saying instead of blindly insulting me.
#209 to #208 - honkitonk
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there are very few people playing the racism card, and believe me, in germany i see it quite often. we are the easy victims, because of the holocaust and we lost the war. there are lazy, fanatic, drunk or stupid people waving the racism flag when their shenanigans are no longer tolerated. i hate that with a passion. but those are the 5%, the rest are hard working, honest and nice people just they don't loudmouth and complain. ****** is a funny word, that even the black people use. it has lost most of its foulness. but posting stuff like kike and ****, what do you expect? most people think you are either an arab or a twelve year old. there is just no point. i do apologize for insulting you though, i thought you were just a ********** teenager who just learned a new word. you seem to have some kind of agenda.
User avatar #214 to #209 - cedrock
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I call them kike for a reason. I am an arab, but a Christian, so I can safely say that's not the reason I hate the jews. I hate the jews because they are liars. I believe the holocaust never happened, and it's just a hoax made by jewish people. It would be insanely hard to convince a German about this because of all the laws against "denying the holocaust", but guess what, that's another hoax by jews. I mean REALLY? You go to ******* jail for not believing in something? You can tell something's fishy.

Kike is also a funny word, and you seem to be forgetting this is the internet. What does it matter to you if I call someone a kike? You seemed extremely upset for something that doesn't even concern you (if you truly are not Jewish). Why?
#216 to #214 - honkitonk
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I thought christians don't hate. Doesn't the bible say something about the jews being gods chosen people? And don't you go to jail for being a christian in an arab country too? I've visited many concentration camps in germany, seen the cremators, the bones, even the showers. Trust me when i say i have a hard time believing it was all a hoax to press money and sympathy out of us. kike is a word that mostly ignorants and haters use. or they want to seem smart. i know that arabs hate the jews, but you don't have to be one of those who parrot what your colleagues say.
User avatar #217 to #216 - cedrock
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Revelations 3:9: I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars--I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.

No you don't go to jail what the ****? Jesus, who ******* fed you that disinfo? The country that I live in is half christian, half muslim, and was actually majorly Christian before Palestine got invaded...

There's enough evidence to prove that those were not extermination camps. And how is it hard to believe when you're fed ******** like "You can't deny the holocaust hurr durr"?

Kike is no less offensive than ******. Give it a ******* rest.

I never cared about the whole situation until I read the evidence myself. So no, I do not parrot what my colleagues say. I lived the 2006 war. Quite literally. The amount of ******* disinfo in the press about it is ********************. I visited my cousin in Canada and he had a completely incorrect idea about what actually happened. The wiki doesn't even state how it started.

And you're telling me I should tolerate jews? Here's a ******* thing. The past doesn't matter anymore. The present is here and it's showing me enough reasons to hate the jews. It also shows me enough reason to believe the holohoax never happened.
#218 to #217 - honkitonk
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So, you want to place something you read some time higher than my experience visiting the camps, knowing what hitler wrote in mein kampf, talking to old german people who never saw their jewish neighbors again? where do you think 6 million jews went? how can you be so ignorant? you still tell me you hate the jews, either you are not a very good christian or have a wrong concept of the idea.
#219 to #218 - cedrock
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"How can you be so ignorant?"
Said the guy who thought christians get jailed for being in an Arab country.
Said the guy who takes the word from people under the same poison as him, "You can't deny the holocaust" poison.
Said the guy who quotes mein krampf as evidence of the holocaust.
Here's a ******* memo. Hitler never said he would kill anyone in mein krampf. Yes, he did hate jews, but that's because they betrayed him and all of Germany, declared economic war, and financed Stalin afterwards in WW2.
If it wasn't for Hitler, you wouldn't exist. Neither would Germany. It would be known as Israel. But I'm not going to into details with that story, cause nothing will convince you.

I didn't think it would be possible for hypocrisy to reach this high of a level.
I'm done trying to convince you anything. You're obviously not willing to even consider what I'm saying since you're still ******* rambling about hate and racism. If you're so defensive of them, you'll never realize what truly happened...******* hell man, open your ******* mind instead of believing everything the mainstream media says.

< Also, read this, it's incredible how well this describes your behavior, I find it hard to believe you're actually a German. If so, you're being a disgrace.
#220 to #219 - honkitonk
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google Mariam Ibrahim, was just posted on my facebook feed 5 mins ago. there are countless examples of people going to jail for apostasy. you have your head so incredible deep inside your ass und are so full of **** that i cannot even comprehend that you are still alive. i often wondered if people really can be that dumb, but you just made the point. you seem to have all your &quot;knowledge&quot; from hatemongering ************. you are a disgrace to christianity and common sense. even your use of the word &quot;mainstream media&quot; shows your deep, incredible ignorance. pic related, its you. this is the last time i replied. you are beyond redemption.
google Mariam Ibrahim, was just posted on my facebook feed 5 mins ago. there are countless examples of people going to jail for apostasy. you have your head so incredible deep inside your ass und are so full of **** that i cannot even comprehend that you are still alive. i often wondered if people really can be that dumb, but you just made the point. you seem to have all your "knowledge" from hatemongering ************. you are a disgrace to christianity and common sense. even your use of the word "mainstream media" shows your deep, incredible ignorance. pic related, its you. this is the last time i replied. you are beyond redemption.
User avatar #206 to #205 - neroiskill
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Both of you stop behaving like the butthurt children you are.
#103 - mablemoox
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The reason the Nazis didn't like Jehovah witnesses is because they didn't believe in fighting and wouldn't pick up arms and fight for the Nazi cause
#118 to #103 - anon id: e5e33f09
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It was more because Rutherford (JW's president) trien to get permission to preach in germany by telling them that they were on the nazi side, that they hated the jews, etc. When Hitler didn't answer, he started to publish anti-nazi propaganda in their magazine. No wonder they were persecuted.

www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/hitler-nazi.php
#136 to #118 - tugaii
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Citing a website whose sole intent is defamation is not a credible source.
#191 to #136 - fourchinsbrah
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this.
anon seems to be a jimmy rustleite
not be confused with Russelites
#198 to #191 - anon id: e5e33f09
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Downvoted for telling the truth about a cult. Oh well, I don't know what I expected. If you had the decency of looking up the sources provided in the website you would see it's not made up. This is all verifiable history. It's also verifiable history that the JWs whitewash their own history, and that the big majority of them know nothing about rutherford and russell and their shady works. Have a look around jwfacts.com, silentlambs.com, the exjw subreddit or any other support group for people damaged by the cult and think about that next time those "nice people" show up at your door
#199 to #198 - fourchinsbrah
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you can literally **** off anon scum.
firstly, you dont have the balls to sign in.

secondly and more importantly, every link or picture you imply id waste my time with is hate driven and inaccurate as **** proven by your first "source". i think they call people like you apostates. no one cares if youre life doesnt conform to their standards and you now want to imply that they arent good people. every JW ive ever met.. and ive met a lot, has only been courteous and honest about their beliefs. they dont endorse war and dont charge the public for their door to door community service.

>id be willing to bet you are a homo or some other type of degenerate who despises anyone who doesnt accept youre disgusting lifestyle.
protip:they dont hate you, they hate your lifestyle.
source of that hypothesis:the faggot who actually talked to them and told me he doesnt have anything against them since then

so im done with youre shenanigans as i have some important things to do now.
>yfw you baited youre bs in the wrong place
good day
#137 to #103 - tugaii
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The Mormons are the ones with the white shirts and the backpacks.
#37 - macguffin
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Do a comp on Dougie Mac. Dude has like 3 Medal of Honors or something.