WW2 Secret Weapon. . ich hab an armee. We Canadians are great people. Until you drop the puck. WW2 Secret Weapon ich hab an armee We Canadians are great people Until you drop the puck
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - thunderpony
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We Canadians are great people. Until you drop the puck.
User avatar #92 to #3 - darkangeloffire
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Or open Tim Hortons.
User avatar #99 to #92 - ruukes
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Timmy's is glorious.
#101 to #99 - anon id: afe2d193
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I can't stand Tim Hortons, maybe because everytime I go there every single person in the store is Indian and can't understand or pronouce a single english word
#102 to #101 - ruukes
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Sucks. They're all fine where I live.   
 Gif unrelated it's adorable though.
Sucks. They're all fine where I live.
Gif unrelated it's adorable though.
#95 to #3 - deathlos
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God help you if you refuse to drop the puck though.
User avatar #76 to #3 - spinaltap
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Then we're really pucked
User avatar #33 to #3 - venegal
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Is it true that Canada kicked a lot of ass in WWII ?
#38 to #33 - winternetz
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ya it is, canada was the only one of the 5 normandy beaches to reach its objectives.
User avatar #91 to #33 - thesoulless
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Yeah, the Canadian military was (and still is, if I remember correctly) one of the best trained in the world, despite being a bit behind in terms of equipment, and they're vicious fighters.
User avatar #11 to #3 - roflstorm
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God help you if the puck is dropped and we don't get it.
#1 - norkas
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Rule Britannia ************.
User avatar #5 - itumblr
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this wouldnt happen because canadians are too weak minded to beat someone up, they'll apologize before it even started. and typical lazy amerifag getting other people to do its own work
User avatar #27 to #5 - spceinvdr
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cough ww2 cough
cough atom bombs cough
cough first to land on moon cough
cough alot of army in ww2 was canadian joiners cough
User avatar #73 to #5 - reginleaf
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Bait master
#6 to #5 - anon id: 2de48294
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#46 to #5 - joshrsliver
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Dude, Canadian special forces have better anti-terror statistics than the US special forces do. They are bad ass
#19 to #5 - NereidALbel
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Canadians are so polite because they channel all their hostility into hockey. They're savages in that sport ;-;
#30 to #5 - Aerosmither
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User avatar #18 to #5 - feelythefeel
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Even assuming that's how our military is now (It isn't), in the world wars Canada was a fierce combatant. In WW1 we were the only force to initially make gains in the French Nivelle Offensive. In WW2 we fought the only front in the D-Day invasion to meet all of it's objectives in twenty four hours.
#20 to #18 - anon id: 0037bbe8
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Our military now is still pretty damn fine (very well trained and educated soldiers, even though some equipment can use upgrades); of course this is minus those two faulty subs that we got swindled with by those sneaky brits
#10 to #5 - autoxx
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Yeah, no.
Despite our low population and penchant for tolerance our special forces have some serious anti terror statistics.
We come in under equipped and still kick ass.
User avatar #90 to #10 - bionicpanda
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to be fair, who the **** wants to attack Canada besides the yearly moose hordes coming again to attempt to overthrow the government ?
#97 to #10 - anon id: 2d34d3c1
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We also don't make any deals at all, we lost 5 high level senator's because of it, but they know that hostage's are useless.
#49 to #10 - anon id: aad6414a
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completely false. there hasn't been any high terror attack in Canada since ever. nothing there to bomb. no one to bomb. you actually hire amerifags men to take care of your terror related issues. gf. nice try. do some research before talking nonsense.
User avatar #89 to #49 - thesoulless
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The RCMP put down a major terrorist attack on a train travelling from Montreal (If I remember correctly) to New York, and a less serious attack on the BC legislature within 3-4 months after the attacks in Boston.
User avatar #67 to #49 - killerliquid
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IIRC Al Queda was also threatening to bomb the CN Tower.

"there hasn't been any high terror attack in Canada since ever." because there's no reason to
#71 to #67 - tranminh
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also rob ford was threatened too
User avatar #72 to #71 - killerliquid
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And the 2006 Ontario Terrorism Plot
User avatar #12 to #10 - talosknight
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One of our regular forces units (3VP, Charlie Company)) was sent to the same place as one of the Special Forces units to ensure kit was safely moved, participated in the games, and ended up in the top ten.
#13 to #12 - autoxx
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Even our "regular forces" are pretty damn impressive.

Must come from surviving a harsh, frozen wasteland eh?
#15 to #13 - talosknight
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#17 - trainalf
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I read a lot of WW2 history, and it absolutely baffles me how many people don't realize how big a role Canada played in the war. They put nearly half their male population in uniform.
#45 to #17 - anon id: 6a11c98a
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im so sorry but sadly you didnt do all that much... but then again neither did america butt as a european i am forever grateful that the lives of your young was sacrificed so that i didnt have to learn russian... thanks and then i can thank the sovjets for not having to learn german and the italiens for sucking at war, the polish for being badass together with greece.... abd the arabiens / indians for doing a great job in stopping the african offensive.
#53 to #45 - timmywankenobi
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MFW I read your comment.
User avatar #70 to #45 - somuchfreedom
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america didn't do that much in the war eh? no your right, risking our merchant ships to bring them weapons and supplies so it wouldn't starve, taking the two most heavily defended beaches at normandy, and basically making the effort to take back france and push out the nazis possible, no thats hardly anything. the brits had it totally under controll
#64 to #45 - EasyEnzie
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D-day mother ******
#42 to #17 - qqqqqqqqq
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i remember looking back in my history book in high school when we were going over wwII,
i think the extent of the coverage Canada got was along the lines of
"oh, and the Canadians took the juno beachhead"

User avatar #51 to #42 - ohemgeezus
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Whenever Operation Overlord is talked about it's always about Omaha. More Allied died on Omaha than on the other 4 put together, nearly twice as many as the other 4 put together. Nothing to mention about Gold and Utah, Sword was easy then met with heavy resistance, and Juno was tough at first then artillery cleared most of it. Omaha was a bitch.
#43 to #42 - trainalf
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Yeah, that is the sad truth. They were in from the very beginning, shipping men and equipment to Britain, and fighting in Italy before Normandy began. They helped protect over 100,000,000 tons of supplies as it crossed the Atlantic. They were just as big a player as any of the other powers, and yet they barely get a mention.
User avatar #54 to #43 - timmywankenobi
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It doesn't matter Canada doesn't seek or need constant admiration and validation like the US, we know who we are.
User avatar #110 to #42 - critality
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Which is funny, because in my canadian social studies class we only ever really went over Juno
#26 - chrisel
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Thank you Canada.
#9 - monswine
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That's basically how we choose to remember the World Wars.
#8 - include
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#21 - swordmasterredman
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User avatar #25 - angelusprimus
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Canadians like Russians make great soldiers.
You live your life in a frozen wasteland, hoping that this isn't the year your balls freeze and have to be cut off.
There are bears everywhere. And even herbivores are out to get you.
Suddenly there is a call to war, and you get to take it all out on someone. And what do you have to lose? Getting old with freezing balls?
User avatar #39 to #25 - trollofhalo
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NORD MEAD! Skyrim song by Miracle Of Sound
#86 to #25 - gerfox
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Russians aren't necessarily good soldiers because they won World War II. They didn't win because of the level of their soldiers, but because there were so many of them - and they simply didn't care how many died. In Russia humans are after all a renewable resource. If they had put up one Russian per German the German professional soldiers would've beaten the asses of the farm hands, factory workers and hobos fighting for Russia. If I'm not mistaken, WW2 is the only war that Russia has won since at least before the Russo-Japanese War of 1905. (If you don't count internal struggles like Chechnya) (They lost that one, WW1, Finland and Afghanistan)

I've heard/read a lot of good things about the military effort by Canada, New Zealand and Australia during the war tho.
#74 to #25 - anon id: 295b3c97
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Uh, Russia took more than six times as many casualties as the Germans did, and lost to the Finns. I wouldn't even call them mediocre soldiers, more like awful. Canadians are hard men, though.
User avatar #78 to #74 - freakyorange
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They took six times more casualties because their strategy was to keep throwing soldiers at the bad guy until they stopped twitching.

Also the battle of stalingrad. That was a big one.
User avatar #32 - pocketstooheavy
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Canada mentioned.

Swell with pride.
User avatar #93 to #32 - brothergrimm
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Maple Syrup*
#36 to #32 - slenderbro
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All of the pride.