WTF. Nee. How many ships could El ship ship ship if in ship ship could ship ships?. none. because the ship is actually a barge! WTF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - warriormonk
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none. because the ship is actually a barge!
User avatar #11 to #7 - atomschlumpf
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How the **** did they stack the ships? And wouldn't that hurt the ships? I mean the structure of the lowest has to hold 3 more ships...or is that shopped?
#13 to #11 - londontoedinburgh
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That barge is able to sink itself in the water to allow the ships to float into position before it raises them up. As for the strength problem, maybe there are other support structures beside the ships, but I don't know.
User avatar #14 to #13 - atomschlumpf
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Yeah I know it can sink itself. But how do they stack the other ships on the first? They can't possibly flood the whole thing just to stack extra ships on top plus the stack of ships is higher than the barge can sink
User avatar #53 to #7 - prohibullion
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barge is a kind of ship
User avatar #38 to #7 - graydiggy
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No...

That is the MV Blue Marlin.

The Blue Marlin is a semi-submersible heavy lift ship from Dockwise Shipping of the Netherlands. Designed to transport very large semi-submersible drilling rigs above the transport ship's deck, it is equipped with 38 cabins to accommodate 60 people, a workout room, sauna and swimming facilities. Blue Marlin and her sister ship comprise the Marlin class of heavy lift ship.

It is actually a ship. Not a barge.
User avatar #49 to #38 - warriormonk
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Still a barge. Per CFR 46 (shipping). and US code the def of a barge is any vessel with a flat bottom and deck, either unmanned or manned, self-propelled or not, and is designed in such a way to carry freight or cargo in bulk.
#50 to #49 - graydiggy
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It doesn't have a completely flat bottom. Her bow comes down to a bulb, then the hull is pointed about a quarter of the way aft. a barge is completely flat at the bottom. No crved edges, no bulb. Just flat.
User avatar #16 - jokexplain
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a ship-ton
hue
#17 to #16 - imadeanaccountforu
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User avatar #18 to #16 - plumotje
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plz explain
User avatar #19 to #18 - jokexplain
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a ******** = a lot
User avatar #20 to #19 - plumotje
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thanks

i bet you expected someone asking for explanation
User avatar #21 to #20 - jokexplain
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yes, I did. but I barely get mentioned anymore so this kind of takes me back
User avatar #22 to #21 - plumotje
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back to the hell of 10.000 notifications for simple jokes?
User avatar #23 to #22 - jokexplain
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hey you know, it was nice to be all the rage back then
User avatar #24 to #23 - plumotje
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i can only imagine

but hey, nothing lasts forever
User avatar #25 to #24 - jokexplain
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fads especially.
but now I'm no longer a fad, just a trustworthy service people like to request now and then
User avatar #26 to #25 - plumotje
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does the giant list of blocked people still exist?
User avatar #27 to #26 - jokexplain
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it's not giant. I'd say a dozen.
I haven't unblocked them of course.
they were dicks and they deserved it.
User avatar #28 to #27 - plumotje
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i imagined a ******* of people on that list, that's surprising

hey, it was nice talking to a "retired funnyjunk superstar", but i gotta go take a shower and i'll be off for a while

see ya man
User avatar #29 to #28 - jokexplain
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cheers
#35 to #16 - sciencexplain
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Never used this, but I titled it the Bad Joke Frog, so I guess it's good for these kinda puns.
Never used this, but I titled it the Bad Joke Frog, so I guess it's good for these kinda puns.
User avatar #40 to #35 - jokexplain
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that ain't no frog ***** it's a chameleon
User avatar #43 to #40 - sciencexplain
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I was drunk when I did it, and couldn't be bothered to change it.
User avatar #44 to #43 - jokexplain
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that's quite shameful for someone who calls themselves SCIENCEXPLAIN
DONCHA THINK
User avatar #45 to #44 - sciencexplain
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I like being drunk. It's fun. I'm smart enough to be able to dodge the hangover, and everyone should be allowed to have fun. STOP JUDGING ME, MOM.
User avatar #46 to #45 - jokexplain
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I was talking about mixing frogs with chameleons,
I don't care if you drink
**** it, do meth
get aids
I don't care
User avatar #48 to #46 - sciencexplain
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Ohh, right. Yeah, that was poor of me. But drunk me didn't know any better. I'm surprised drunk me could function a computer.
User avatar #39 to #35 - navadae
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...but its not a frog
User avatar #41 to #39 - sciencexplain
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I'm really not ******* fussed. I don't call it a frog when I use it, so what's the problem? I just titled it that, and I was probably smashed off of cheap alcohol at the time.
#56 - nyrintriball
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A boatload.
#31 - mathmanchris
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So I heard you like ships...
User avatar #32 to #31 - hashtronaut
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my sole intention of checking the comments was to see if he was posted yet.

**** it, have this Xzibit - X
User avatar #51 to #32 - mathmanchris
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Same here.
User avatar #6 - punxnotdead
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Holy ******* ship!
User avatar #3 - Tusura
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A ship ship would ship all the ships a ship ship should, if a ship ship could ship ships.
#52 - psychadelicsnake
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User avatar #60 to #52 - buddhadom
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"WHOO"

I tried it. I ended up with fishes shipping fishes.
#61 to #60 - psychadelicsnake
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I can do raves too
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I can do raves too
#42 - keybladewarrior
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I just shipped my pant. Ship My Pants
User avatar #54 to #42 - FelatioCaine
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I love those K-Mart spots. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yir-p68xM
User avatar #1 - endodoobiesmoke
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thirteen??
#10 - hathunger
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Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen fliegen Fliegen Fliegen nach.
If flies fly behind flies, fly flies after flies.
User avatar #12 to #10 - atomschlumpf
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Deutsch!