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#253 - sorexflare (02/11/2014) [-]
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wtffunfact.com/ask
If you want the source for a fact just go here and ask them.

This is what I got when I asked for the source of #1980.
www.aicr.org/foods-that-fight-cancer/cherries.html
User avatar #38 - landerp (02/11/2014) [-]
Will only open for Canadians?

Me: "May i have a beer please?"
Machine: "Access denied, this machine serves Canadian citizens only."
Me: "Oh, soory for the trouble."
Machine: "Access granted. Enjoy your beer."
User avatar #51 to #38 - lordgeneral (02/11/2014) [-]
it scans your passport.
#120 to #38 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
I think its more like a, insert your ID to verify your nationality kinda thing.
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User avatar #302 to #38 - alexmaverick (02/12/2014) [-]
Eh.
User avatar #140 to #38 - westonbeast (02/11/2014) [-]
Sorry *aboot* the trouble.
User avatar #132 to #38 - benschien ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
best canadian stereotype joke i've read so far, have a thumb
#223 to #132 - landerp (02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks, guy.
#66 to #38 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
I've gone backpacking through nearly all of western and central Europe and I've never seen these fridges.

Either it's ******** , which is very likely, or there's very few of them.
User avatar #230 to #102 - yindragon (02/11/2014) [-]
Bitches ain't **** but hose and breakfast?
#283 to #230 - drinpa (02/12/2014) [-]
silly rabbit.
User avatar #104 to #1 - metabolism (02/11/2014) [-]
is this the new thymine?
the twin of metabolism?
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#191 to #1 - iamsofakingawesome (02/11/2014) [-]
Another cool fact, Alzheimer's makes the cells commit suicide as well. Pick your poison
User avatar #287 to #1 - ptolomeus ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Bechol zman she'neshama poemet bi
User avatar #65 to #1 - iexcitenerds (02/11/2014) [-]
Kill yourselves* fixd
User avatar #75 to #65 - ljubav (02/11/2014) [-]
Kill yourself* fixd
User avatar #76 to #75 - iexcitenerds (02/11/2014) [-]
buuuuurn XD
User avatar #176 to #1 - propanex (02/11/2014) [-]
Poor cancer cells
User avatar #218 to #1 - dawnwilliams (02/11/2014) [-]
Kill yourcellves.
User avatar #88 to #1 - vigdos (02/11/2014) [-]
*Kill your cells
#27 - DoomGuy ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
#10 - bizengaust (02/11/2014) [-]
That flower....
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User avatar #143 to #63 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
What does that mean
I'm not a native speaker...
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User avatar #149 to #145 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Well I screwed up the reply to comment.
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User avatar #184 to #149 - Haentar (02/11/2014) [-]
It's used a lot on Wikipedia in this specific format.
User avatar #147 to #143 - tranquilizer ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks.
And I'm not op.
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#5 - dilcuthb (02/11/2014) [-]
For the sake of science, someone has to ask... Can you **** them?
User avatar #130 to #5 - benschien ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
the opening doesnt look that big tho
#263 to #130 - boobjiggle (02/11/2014) [-]
It's big enough for your dick though.
User avatar #267 to #5 - arstya (02/11/2014) [-]
Corruption of Champions
User avatar #96 to #5 - reginleif (02/11/2014) [-]
;/ Well ok if it's for science......
User avatar #97 to #96 - reginleif (02/11/2014) [-]
Reginleif here, yes they can be ****** .

Oh god this rash is killing me.
User avatar #217 to #5 - McFuckUp (02/11/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter...you up for it?
#279 to #5 - jamessevensix (02/11/2014) [-]
not sure but I know another plant that wants to find out.
#141 to #5 - themogar (02/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture

User avatar #81 to #5 - ydosac (02/11/2014) [-]
You can **** them... it's going to cost you though.
User avatar #58 to #5 - deadlockr (02/11/2014) [-]
Everything can be ****** if you're brave enough
#84 to #5 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
why is "kiss" censored as an anon?
#93 to #84 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
Such innocence.... Thy hast not been to FunnyJunk for an extensive time, hast thee now?
#240 to #84 - firebomber (02/11/2014) [-]
*f * c k
#14 to #5 - thefucknoonegives (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't know, but im damn sure going to try.
I don't know, but im damn sure going to try.
#13 - markthemarksman (02/11/2014) [-]
I REALLY WANT TO BLOW AN ICE BUBBLE NOW.
I REALLY WANT TO BLOW AN ICE BUBBLE NOW.
User avatar #23 to #13 - randomwanker (02/11/2014) [-]
My name is Ice bubble
User avatar #238 to #23 - zorororonoa (02/11/2014) [-]
no, your name is randomwanker
User avatar #2 - Agnotizer (02/11/2014) [-]
I can believe it is a drawing because there is a pencil and a hand right next to it.
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User avatar #203 to #2 - dogboner (02/11/2014) [-]
How I draw an empty potato chips bag Ta Da
#278 to #203 - ehmat (02/11/2014) [-]
That just blew my ******* mind
#103 to #2 - adr (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't know, something still seems sketchy about it..
#8 - kschmidty (02/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 - jaketasticness (02/11/2014) [-]
one day...
I will enslave you all
#165 - masterfluffydubs (02/11/2014) [-]
Cherries, you say?.... and to think I'm doing all of this other silly stuff. Well.

ThE mOrE yOu KnOw!
#297 to #165 - superassassin ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
....


Hang in there, man.
User avatar #311 to #297 - masterfluffydubs (02/12/2014) [-]
I actually only have one more infusion! WOO!
#125 - brenton (02/11/2014) [-]
You are not the Credible Hulk.
#4 - BlackieChan (02/11/2014) [-]
Piero Manzoni's idea was full of 			****
Piero Manzoni's idea was full of ****
#129 - nickotak ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
"Password"

"I don't know the password, I'm sorry, eh."

"Access Granted"

No but seriously how does this work if it even exists?
User avatar #135 to #129 - kennyh (02/11/2014) [-]
Maybe Canadian drivers license? Passport? I've never seen them If they exist.
User avatar #245 to #129 - elcreepo (02/11/2014) [-]
Probably scans your drivers license or something
User avatar #312 to #245 - nickotak ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Dispenses a beer if you have you are driving?
User avatar #313 to #312 - elcreepo (02/13/2014) [-]
Your driver's license is an important ID in the US/Canada. Most people carry it regardless of driving.
User avatar #315 to #313 - nickotak ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
My brain malfunctioned. I understood it as it reads your license. Sorry.
User avatar #137 to #129 - nyxeos (02/11/2014) [-]
They made a commercial using those, it opens when you scan your (Canadian) passport. About a year ago, maybe two, those commercials were on all the ******* time.
User avatar #138 to #137 - nickotak ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty sweet.
User avatar #139 to #138 - nyxeos (02/11/2014) [-]
Mhmm. I have no idea if they're still up/going though. Like I said, it was a promotional stunt a while back. It's possible they're keeping them stocked though.
#233 to #139 - trash (02/11/2014) [-]
I think they have them at the Olympics right now. I could be wrong though so I wouldn't take my word too seriously.
#95 - csakat (02/11/2014) [-]
Stop cell bullying!
User avatar #105 to #95 - cormy (02/11/2014) [-]
I do believe that this fact is specific to the cherry pit and not the cherry itself. You have to break the outer nut, then eat the bitter seed inside, preferably along with the rest of the cherry since it's so bitter tasting.
#112 to #105 - csakat (02/11/2014) [-]
that's cool, bro. but i was just making a joke what came in my mind immediately when i saw that "fact".

plus it exactly does say "Cherries can cause cancer cells to commit suicide"
#117 to #95 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
It's not unique to cherrys though. It's called salvestrol and it's actually common in all vegetables and fruits in general if and only if they are produced biologically (no artificial pesticides and such). But here I am being all serious on funnyjunk. Just look it up and see for yourself.   
   

			
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It's not unique to cherrys though. It's called salvestrol and it's actually common in all vegetables and fruits in general if and only if they are produced biologically (no artificial pesticides and such). But here I am being all serious on funnyjunk. Just look it up and see for yourself.

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#119 to #117 - csakat (02/11/2014) [-]
guys... guys, seriously. i was just making a stupid joke. that's all.
guys... guys, seriously. i was just making a stupid joke. that's all.
#305 to #119 - boobjiggle (02/12/2014) [-]
Daniel Radcliffe is yummy.
User avatar #7 - jxj (02/11/2014) [-]
I wonder if anyone will make the "this isn't even my final form." from the bunny
User avatar #124 to #7 - jessieqwertyu (02/11/2014) [-]
That womans name is betty chu.

I am a rabbit breeder, and this just proves, no matter how well you do something an asian does it better
#12 to #7 - thempc (02/11/2014) [-]
done
#258 to #12 - perform (02/11/2014) [-]
So . . . I made a thing.
So . . . I made a thing.
#296 to #258 - thempc (02/12/2014) [-]
picture: 53 thumbs   
gif: 1 thumb   
 i thought gif>picture
picture: 53 thumbs
gif: 1 thumb
i thought gif>picture
#22 to #12 - pedobearRAW (02/11/2014) [-]
no you can see.
User avatar #288 to #12 - jxj (02/12/2014) [-]
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
#209 - fapperdefap ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
The one about the Artist's **** is (a little bit) wrong. P Manzoni was tired of modern art and thought that people would buy anything if it was labeled as 'art'. So he **** in the cans believing he had made something noone would buy even though he said it was art. To his surprise people actually bought it so he went on and thought of something else. He drew his signature on a naked womans body. This way nobody could buy it and he had made something that couldn't be sold even though it was 'art'. Again to his surprise, a millionaire offered the woman money and paid for surgery to remove the area of skin with the signature on.
User avatar #231 to #209 - guiguito (02/11/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #220 to #209 - lotengo (02/11/2014) [-]
is the woman ok?
User avatar #36 - muffintime (02/11/2014) [-]
Here's the video for the beer fridges! The Beer Fridge - Scan Your Passport | Molson Canadian
#113 to #36 - dilcuthb (02/11/2014) [-]
That is surprisingly motivational.
#134 to #36 - senorfrog (02/11/2014) [-]
Dammit, I wanna be Canadian, the hot chicks come from there, Deadmau5, maple syrup, nice people, Assassin's Creed, I like Canada. Though I like being a Texan so I can be like TF2 Engineer
User avatar #219 to #134 - brenton (02/11/2014) [-]
If by "hot chicks" you mean Justin Bieber, then
1) yes they do come from Canada and
2) you need to reevaluate your definition of "hot"
#110 - thewulfman (02/11/2014) [-]
So I need to clarify since this is spreading wrong info again. That's not a Pomsky. That's a Finnish Lapphund puppy, according to this image anyway, or a regular husky puppy. Hard to tell. I haven't seen a husky puppy up close in over a decade when I got mine.

Ugh this is hard, I just had to put him down a week ago from cancer. **** you FJ for reminding me.
#215 to #110 - John Cena (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm really sorry about losing your dog, I had to put my dog down a year ago because someone broke his jaw and the worst part is I'll never found out who did it.
#232 to #110 - fukkendragonite (02/11/2014) [-]
Picture of my baby husky inbound
#248 to #232 - thewulfman (02/11/2014) [-]
Here's mine back in December. He was 10.

All I can say is do your best to take care of your husky. Get regular checkups. My dog has cancer in this photo from months ago and I didn't know till 22 hours before I put him down.

******* hate cancer.
User avatar #254 to #248 - fukkendragonite (02/11/2014) [-]
I will do, I know that Huskies are actually quite susceptible to cancers. Sucks really... Although mine's actually a Husky/Collie cross, but he's more like his husky dad.

Sorry to hear about your husky though man. I lost my old retriever a few months back but she was aging and generally not all that well so it was sorta a kindness. She was deaf, going blind and constantly suffered from joint problems so she couldn't move around the house.
#320 to #110 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss man
#321 to #110 - sigrun (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for your loss
User avatar #118 to #110 - rubiksdodecahedron (02/11/2014) [-]
you should have fed him cherries
User avatar #126 to #118 - thewulfman (02/11/2014) [-]
If only I knew. I didn't know he had cancer till one of his tumors burst. We put him down 22 hours later.
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User avatar #309 to #294 - ihawk (02/12/2014) [-]
ohgodwat
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