WATCH THE TEETH!!. Fun fact: Every guy is willing to risk his dick to get some head. I have epilepsy which is a seizure disorder; I never know when one is gunna women head jokes
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WATCH THE TEETH!!

Fun fact: Every guy is willing to risk his dick to get some head. I have epilepsy which is a seizure disorder; I never know when one is gunna happen and it's not 100% controlled. When I have a seizure my jaw clamps down full force; and I tell every guy who wants me to suck his dick that piece of information....and they still want it.

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User avatar #3 - profarnsworth (03/19/2014) [+] (14 replies)
We could lose our dicks everday, they just hang there waiting to get ripped, cut, sliced, pulled, or even shredded. The best feeling for any dick is when its in a mouth, a moist, warm mouth with a slight sucking sensation. If i was ever to lose my dick id want it to be in the mouth of a girl having a seizure. Because then i could watch as blood starts shooting in her face as she rolls around seizing with my dick in her mouth. Not only would my dick be salvageable (just throw it in some ice, YES IT SHRINKS TOO!) but the memory of you flopping around with my dick in your mouth and blood all on your face will stay with me forever, and it will be hilarious every time i think of it.
#22 - bluelightbebop (03/19/2014) [-]
You would just chew off my Dick, big 						*******					 deal.   
   
My power comes not from my Fallus, but from my inner fallus.   
   
You can't chew my penis spirit.   
You may chew off mah outer dick, but my inner dick can still send you off to make a sandwich.   
   
A Jack Daniels Sandwich.
You would just chew off my Dick, big ******* deal.

My power comes not from my Fallus, but from my inner fallus.

You can't chew my penis spirit.
You may chew off mah outer dick, but my inner dick can still send you off to make a sandwich.

A Jack Daniels Sandwich.
#7 - theannoyingFJguy (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And that's why I love spending time with my grandmother.
And that's why I love spending time with my grandmother.
#20 - nightmarecorpse (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 - bcsaint (03/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
just saying, but that sounds like an excuse a girl would use... the guys are just calling bull **** on you
User avatar #19 to #18 - klick ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Really? I've never known females who would create an excuse rather than say no. I mean, in fairness I have never tried to get a girl to suck me off. Though faking a seizure disorder, that's certainly.....different.
#36 - PVTDickStryker (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Implying the same (or worse) experience cant be replicated on the clitoris.
>Implying the same (or worse) experience cant be replicated on the clitoris.
#26 - thegrayfox (03/20/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah... Because a guy totally won't retaliate and gouge your eyes out with his thumbs.
Yeah... Because a guy totally won't retaliate and gouge your eyes out with his thumbs.
User avatar #41 to #26 - clivestrive (03/20/2014) [-]
I've had a girl chomp down on my dick while giving me head.... Your initial reaction isn't to hurt her, it is to tenderly hold your dick and not cry.... well, try not to cry
#13 - datoneblackguy (03/19/2014) [-]
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#66 - ehzio (03/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
OP this hurts people
#52 - hybredmoon (03/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Steel toed boots.
Because if your teeth touch my dick, I'm taking them away from you.
User avatar #56 to #53 - hybredmoon (03/20/2014) [-]
Yes, if done correctly.

They never do it correctly.
#64 - internetnick (03/20/2014) [-]
Bites off my dick. Now she has nothing to offer me. Kill her.
#55 - tezzcakes (03/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
checkmate
#49 - tiredofthis (03/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#70 to #68 - xsolicitedsilkx (03/20/2014) [-]
Wolf and Spice. That's Horo.
#47 - cantfindausername (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew I would get to use this soon.
User avatar #21 - monethreelogic (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Ok, I'll just bite the clit next time
User avatar #23 to #21 - klick ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Personally, I don't like getting eaten out.
#1 - kaliban (03/19/2014) [-]
MFW the description
#63 - sandnigglets (03/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Try it ** just letting you know, it takes alot of effort to give blowjobs and tuck those teeth away.
so next time you get a teeth-free blowjob, say thank you
its good to know the effort is appreciated :l
User avatar #46 - WhiteReaper (03/20/2014) [-]
unless you want a job that doesnt potentially shred your dick to little sausage hors d'oeuvres
User avatar #43 - ilikeeatingcheese (03/20/2014) [-]
Idk about these other guys but the raw adrenaline from taking the risk might even be better the head
User avatar #38 - kwanzalord (03/20/2014) [-]
every girl that has given me head has used teeth....and it feels like just rocks being dragged up and down your dick.

and i would not want a bj with a chance of castration.
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