WATCH THE TEETH!!. Fun fact: Every guy is willing to risk his dick to get some head. I have epilepsy which is a seizure disorder; I never know when one is gunna women head jokes
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WATCH THE TEETH!!. Fun fact: Every guy is willing to risk his dick to get some head. I have epilepsy which is a seizure disorder; I never know when one is gunna

Fun fact: Every guy is willing to risk his dick to get some head. I have epilepsy which is a seizure disorder; I never know when one is gunna happen and it's not 100% controlled. When I have a seizure my jaw clamps down full force; and I tell every guy who wants me to suck his dick that piece of information....and they still want it.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #3 - profarnsworth
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We could lose our dicks everday, they just hang there waiting to get ripped, cut, sliced, pulled, or even shredded. The best feeling for any dick is when its in a mouth, a moist, warm mouth with a slight sucking sensation. If i was ever to lose my dick id want it to be in the mouth of a girl having a seizure. Because then i could watch as blood starts shooting in her face as she rolls around seizing with my dick in her mouth. Not only would my dick be salvageable (just throw it in some ice, YES IT SHRINKS TOO!) but the memory of you flopping around with my dick in your mouth and blood all on your face will stay with me forever, and it will be hilarious every time i think of it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bannor
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That's the most beautiful vision I've ever had *sniff*
#5 to #3 - anon id: 67615682
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all hail farnsworth
User avatar #31 to #3 - fnordyy
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what
#54 to #3 - datblkkid
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Honestly, I'm not sure if I should find that hot or disturbing......huh
#60 to #3 - Jakknife
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MFW your lack of mental sanity
MFW your lack of mental sanity
#67 to #3 - swizzll
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What is she swallows it?
What is she swallows it?
User avatar #81 to #3 - benjaminbutton
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You have an erection though. That means blood is rushing into it, wouldn't you run the risk of bleeding out or is there a body mechanism for when you get your dick chopped off to stop sending blood down there.
User avatar #8 to #3 - crutos
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"forever"

you mean those 2 - 5 minutes you have before you die from blood loss?
User avatar #11 to #8 - profarnsworth
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still a great way to die in my opinion.
#37 to #3 - WheresMyAccount
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#29 to #3 - MasterManiac
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Your fetishes are becoming really specific.   
   
 Anyone got that screencap from some TV show with this text?
Your fetishes are becoming really specific.

Anyone got that screencap from some TV show with this text?
#44 to #3 - douevensax
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The kind of people you meet on the internet will forever change your views.
The kind of people you meet on the internet will forever change your views.
User avatar #9 to #3 - klick [OP]
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That's actually one of my fears. I'm going to wake up covered in blood with a dick in my mouth and no guy in sight, only to later find out he caught the whole thing on his phone and now it's on youtube.
#32 to #9 - sladee
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#22 - bluelightbebop
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You would just chew off my Dick, big ******* deal.   
   
My power comes not from my Fallus, but from my inner fallus.   
   
You can't chew my penis spirit.   
You may chew off mah outer dick, but my inner dick can still send you off to make a sandwich.   
   
A Jack Daniels Sandwich.
You would just chew off my Dick, big ******* deal.

My power comes not from my Fallus, but from my inner fallus.

You can't chew my penis spirit.
You may chew off mah outer dick, but my inner dick can still send you off to make a sandwich.

A Jack Daniels Sandwich.
#7 - theannoyingFJguy
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And that's why I love spending time with my grandmother.
And that's why I love spending time with my grandmother.
#50 to #7 - captainwow
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#20 - nightmarecorpse
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User avatar #59 to #20 - KINGOFTHESTARS
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sweeet i see someone has found use for it!
User avatar #14 - bcsaint
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just saying, but that sounds like an excuse a girl would use... the guys are just calling bull **** on you
User avatar #15 to #14 - klick [OP]
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I'm sorry, could you clarify?
User avatar #16 to #15 - bcsaint
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saying you have epilepsy and could accidentally bite his dick off sounds like a lie... and just an excuse not to suck him off
User avatar #17 to #16 - klick [OP]
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lol, oh. Well, if I didn't want to give a guy a blow job, I just say no. It's when I'm about to suck on a guy's dick (normally before intercourse) I just let him know "BTW My jaw clamps down when I have a seizure. I've bitten off Chunks of my tongue before, and I have no idea when it's about to happen."
#48 to #17 - ennemi
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The thrill of the bite
User avatar #18 to #17 - bcsaint
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eh, not necessarily you but a lot of girls will come up with an excuse that way they aren't the bad person by making the guy uninterested
User avatar #19 to #18 - klick [OP]
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Really? I've never known females who would create an excuse rather than say no. I mean, in fairness I have never tried to get a girl to suck me off. Though faking a seizure disorder, that's certainly.....different.
#36 - PVTDickStryker
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>Implying the same (or worse) experience cant be replicated on the clitoris.
>Implying the same (or worse) experience cant be replicated on the clitoris.
#42 to #36 - ronrod
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This gif is unsettling to me
#26 - thegrayfox
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Yeah... Because a guy totally won't retaliate and gouge your eyes out with his thumbs.
Yeah... Because a guy totally won't retaliate and gouge your eyes out with his thumbs.
#27 to #26 - anon id: 51b457c8
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Yup, and - you know - snap their spine...
User avatar #33 to #26 - applezachs
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but our dicks would still be gone
User avatar #34 to #33 - thegrayfox
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Well... I've never had a dick in my mouth, but judging from mine that I've had for a very long time, those things (unlike our balls) seem pretty damn sturdy.

I get that some guys are sensitive when teeth touch the head, but I've been circumcised since I was ~7, so I pretty much have next-to-no feeling in my dickhead.

I honestly doubt a girl could bite through it, without using her canines or molars fast enough.

As far as the eyes go, I'm pretty sure you'd drop a nuclear bomb if someone tried to put their thumbs through them.
User avatar #35 to #34 - MrDeadiron
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You do realize that the pressure it would take to bite through your thumb is the same as the pressure needed to bite through a carrot.
User avatar #40 to #35 - thegrayfox
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You read that on one of those internet "cool facts" posts.
Please don't read some internet garbage and the come there to spew it out, as if it had any scientific credibility behind it.

First off...
Human jaw muscles used for chewing, are called mastication muscles. The force they produce, is called the Masticatory force.

In humans, the average human bite force produces around 350 newtons of force, with a maximum of a bit over 700 at the molars, some have been known to go as high as over 1100 (but those are exceptions). The amount it takes to bite through a carrot is around 150.

Now regardless of the maximum force an average human can produce (even if we take the 1100 number, which is unrealistic...) A study done in 1956 showed that it takes at least 1400 newtons of force to produce FRACTURES, not amputation, and in some cases(out of the 200 they conducted), that number was as high as over 1800 newtons, to produce a fracture, again... NOT amputation.

Now, if you also take into account that you have to bite through skin, flesh and tendons, you'd realize pretty ******* fast that biting though a finger is not as easy as you might think.

Don't believe me? Do some experiments on your own. Next time you're eating a chicken drumstick. Try to eat through the ******* bone, that's been cooked/fried and is weakened by the temperature.

Don't believe everything you see on internet "facts".
User avatar #39 to #35 - Ohforf
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The flesh, probably, yeah. People would bite off chunks all the time if the brain didn't reflexively stop people from using full strength. The bone, lolno. Bone is about as strong as concrete, possibly stronger.
User avatar #84 to #39 - canines
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i read (might be wrong) that the bones in our body was about 40 times stronger than concrete
User avatar #41 to #26 - clivestrive
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I've had a girl chomp down on my dick while giving me head.... Your initial reaction isn't to hurt her, it is to tenderly hold your dick and not cry.... well, try not to cry
#13 - datoneblackguy
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#66 - ehzio
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OP this hurts people
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#76 to #66 - keepyourselfalive
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people's face when getting bit during BJ
people's face when getting bit during BJ
#52 - hybredmoon
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Steel toed boots.
Because if your teeth touch my dick, I'm taking them away from you.
User avatar #53 to #52 - klick [OP]
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But if done correctly, a little bit of teeth can be quite euphoric.
User avatar #56 to #53 - hybredmoon
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Yes, if done correctly.

They never do it correctly.
User avatar #62 to #56 - Nullifier
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This.
User avatar #58 to #56 - klick [OP]
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Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I hope one day you meet a man or woman who knows how to give proper oral sex.
User avatar #69 to #53 - hadrian
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IMO, there is no reason to use teeth during a blowjob.