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WANTED: Talented FJers

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#121 - disasterbater ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
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First compilation is up. Any that weren't included are still in the running for the next one. Thumb the first, if you wish. Thanks!

User avatar #42 - rwmwaffle (08/16/2014) [-]
I am black, I have lived in Detroit and I have never been arrested or accused of a crime.
User avatar #36 - drastronomy (08/16/2014) [-]
My penis is 2 cm over the national average
User avatar #1 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I drank 18 beers once
#102 - dragonfucker (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I have an huge imagination (some people say its a bad thing but they can **** right off, it helps me make stuff), i can play some pretty good piano, but the most thing i love is drawing things from scratch (using said imagination), i ****** a dragon once
#103 to #102 - dragonfucker (08/16/2014) [-]
end result (as you saw in previous pic, layers are not my thing)
#40 - littlenine ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I was filming in  gay  porn.   
 and I'm going to continue filming
I was filming in gay porn.
and I'm going to continue filming
#20 - usarmyexplain (08/16/2014) [+] (20 replies)
I correct people on funnyjunk about Iraq's chemical and nuclear weapons programs, I also answer questions about the US army, usually by people looking to enlist.
User avatar #15 - istartedthewar (08/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I can talk as fast as the world record speed talker, I've measured anywhere from 580-700 words per minute, the world record is like 650 or something.

Let me know if you want to include this, you could include it as a webm comment or something, I'd gladly record a video if you wanted me to, no one other than my family knows about this.
User avatar #7 - charagrin (08/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I have a PPL, and am a certed smith for RUger, Glock, Colt, etc. But most of what I can tell you, you can find with a google search, so its not much.
#115 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once cosplayed as Slenderman at a Renaissance Fair
#81 - vixenfoxy (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I do ceramics. Not to good, but still pretty cool. One side is bone the other is scales. Life and death
#97 to #81 - disasterbater ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
id like to include this on the next one, if i can do that-- looks amazing, and hopefully the first one will develop enough of a following to allow me to make another.
User avatar #47 - stonetomcat (08/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well, I am the descendant of a semi-famous person, he played in a pretty popular band.
He met a ******** of other guys too, like Slayer.
And I have the talent of being good at Guitar Hero, and that's about it for me.
My great grandfather served in the military, got in the newspaper.
But my only talents are being good at video games and being too much of a pussy to make the first move on a girl.
#60 to #47 - disasterbater ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
cool, what was the band? do you know offhand?
User avatar #25 - assdoreponyfucker ONLINE (08/16/2014) [+] (7 replies)
My father was a personal friend of Bashar al-Assad, the dictator of Syria. They went together in medical school and the military. Assad did not want to be president. He wanted to be a doctor. But since his brother died he had to be the president and was generally a weak one now Al-Qaeda is running Syria. Note- no US/European news network will say this. 90% of the news in the west is propaganda.
#5 - phukyou (08/16/2014) [-]
**phukyou rolls 34** I'm pretty good at rolling dubs or not
User avatar #3 - brothergrimm (08/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
If you can wait a few days, i can get you dome pictures and **** about my friend and i blacksmithing
User avatar #133 - ljxjlos (08/17/2014) [-]
I have the talent of being able to do a ******** of stuff - but nothing good. I have tons and tons of talents and things that I learned, but I never gave it enough time or work to be really good at something. I can ride horses and write, I did Kenjutsu, Kendo and Karate, a tiny bit of archery...I can cook and bake, I can do woodwork and I can work in the woods, I can paint and carve, I can rhyme and scream/growl. I´ve learned a bit on cultivating a garden and growing ones own food, I study english and child education, studied psychology for a bit. I worked for a kindergarden in my freetime and I´ve basically run the local youth-meeting-place (Jugendcafé in german, no idea how to call it in english, exactly)

I could be really ******* gifted.

But as soon as I grabbed the basics on something, I get to lazy to keep doing it, so I stop and end up with a ******** of half-assed abilities that will never help me irl. Which is actually kinda sad, now that I think about it. I´m basically half-assing incarnate.
#109 - samthediv (08/17/2014) [-]
I draw and Ive designed several tattoos since I was 14.
I also used to help my friend do his radio show in Canada after he set up his own label.
User avatar #108 - supniggs (08/17/2014) [-]
I can sort of juggle
#84 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
I fit 3 dildos in my ass once.
User avatar #83 - discord (08/16/2014) [-]
This is all about high school since i'm starting my sophmore year in 9 days, and nothing of interest happened my freshman year
When I was in high school, I was the top ranking student in JROTC, I got the position of vice-commander (favoritism since other person had their parent as the parent support group president) I was also the only person in the unit's history to go from vice-commander to corps commander.

Also while I was in high school; In my 4 years my JROTC unit founded a marksmanship team. by its second year we were competing in the state meets, and by the third we were competing nationally didnt even get top 20 . The fourth year we only managed 7th place in the region, 18th nationally.

other than that, I was on a rocketry team that took 70% of the trophies at most of the meetings that i could show up for schedule conflicts since for some reason the wind sided with me on my final adjustments, and never with anyone else. that or they were all just ******* retards who couldn't aim for **** i also couldn't teach anyone, and the 2 other experienced people i worked with exclusively on the team graduated with me

All in all, I did way too much, my senior/junior year of highschool Corps commander, GNHS, NHS, Marksmanship, APT, AMA, KHAS, Rocketry, German club, Dual credit classes, Saber team, maintained a 3.8(ish)GPA, never had to take anything home.

And thats all I can remember. also, I was the opposite of a control freak, i delegated ******* everything that I had done before, or tried before. LOL
#43 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i can masterbate with both hands
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