Voldemort is not bright. . Why you live? Because you refuse to let anyone else kill me and when I' m finally within your grasp, you insist on asking stupid phil
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Voldemort is not bright

Why
you
live?
Because you refuse to
let anyone else kill me
and when I' m finally
within your grasp, you
insist on asking stupid
philosophical questions.
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Submitted: 03/29/2014
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#1 - obsidicus (03/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
every villain ever.
every villain ever.
#2 - dragonfucker (03/29/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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#6 - tonytails (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #20 - zachnewsome (03/30/2014) [-]
I would have just put

Voldemort: "Why do you live?"

Harry: "Who nose?"

Voldemort: *cries*
#24 - bapsmcgee (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Or the fact Harry always has help
Or the fact Harry always has help
User avatar #5 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/30/2014) [-]
Actually, in Order of the Phoenix, he tries immediately to kill him off the bat, and every other time he sees Harry, he tries to off him on the spot. The movies don't show it as well, but he's not taking any chances.
#39 - ohmygwad (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
just shot the ***** like damn voldie
User avatar #41 to #39 - alstorp (03/30/2014) [-]
The look of shame on that guy is overwhelming.
#43 - matgia (03/30/2014) [-]
Might be helpful for trolls
#19 - malcolmcz ONLINE (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - punkrockdude (03/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Not to mention three of his horcruxes were things that belonged to him or his family (his father's ring, his own diary, and his own snake). And the fact that his last known horcrux (nagini) was brought into a battle at a location that contained one of the few things that could destroy it
#17 to #13 - punkrockdude (03/30/2014) [-]
He brought the snake to the battle of Hogwarts, the school which held the very sword that he likely had figured out could destroy it (through invading harry's mind).

Also, the diary was essentially protected by the Chamber of Secrets, which in turn was protected by a basilisk, one of the only things that could destroy a horcux
#3 - include (03/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #34 - thebritishguy (03/30/2014) [-]
If I was going to have a horecrux it would just be a grain of sand and then drop it at a beach, but then the film would be **** because it would just be Harry kicking sand around
#31 - saltyfries ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
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#21 - Womens Study Major (03/30/2014) [-]
A villain without his philosophy is not a villain at all.
#18 - waxerdk (03/30/2014) [-]
**waxerdk rolled image** Why harry survived
User avatar #10 - Sethorein (03/30/2014) [-]
I always like when movies just have a good 'ol time killing good and bad guys. Saving private ryan was a great time... spend first 5 minutes of the movie stitching up a guy who has been shot. You finally close him up... bang bullet through the head.
#9 - Womens Study Major (03/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I will write books where the villain doesn't hesitate.
It will go through so many "heroes" I will give every actor in Hollywood a run for an Oscar
#4 - zoralink (03/30/2014) [-]
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