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Voldemort Vs. Umbridge

pizza E E Source
allston PC
oldfag king sport:
m Etti n a s;
and in that moment, the entire
movie theater burst into tears
i think this was the moment that made
most of us despise umbridge more
than voldemort
most of us?! don' t you mean ALL of us?'? I
don' t think even liked this twitcha.
No one likes Lumbridge.
I heard. one time, a dementor kissed her and IT
died
Voldemort committed genocide. out Lumbridge dared to
he female while she abused her power.
The point isn' t that Lumbridge was worse than voldemort: it' s
that everyone hates her more- and I think it has nothing to
do with her pang a woman and everything with being the
sort of cruel most of us have actually experienced.
I mean, look at He' s psysically Wizard Hitler, which
is, obviously, an incredibly terrible thing to he But most
the younger people in Harry Potter' s
target not had their parents murdered toy a
xenophobic cult leader- Nor have they fought for their lives
against giant snakes, teen kidnapped for dark rituals, or
watched numerous friends die in front of them.
crimes are numerous, out they' re distant and fantastical. like
hearing about a serial killer on the news.
But they have had that one teacher who inflicts extra
punishments just ofcause they don' t like you. They'
complained to parents and authorities only to be ignored.
They' sat through pointless classes and oben silenced
when they criticize. Lumbridge is that teacher we all hated
because she made our lives miserable and we were
powerless to stop her. And as we grow out of school, there
are still people in positions of power who act like her. The
manager who denies your schedule requests and penalizes
you for invented infractions. That customer who complains to
corporate because their scam didn' t work, and the corporate
decision to listen to their story. Cops performing illegal
searches ofcause they know you don' t have any proof.
Yes, torturing and killing numerous people is worse than
terrorizing a handful of schoolchildren, out Voldemort is the
pad guy in a fairytale- Lumbridge is personal.
drops the mic"
is the villain we never hope to face.
is the villain we face every day-
thank you some people on this website need to
realise not everything is a matter of sexism or gender discrimination omg
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User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (03/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
That last comment... They're becomign self aware.
#24 - pappathethird (03/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Whenever you get pissed off by even thinking of Umbridge, just remember that she was raped by centaurs.    
   
It makes the whole thing a little more bearable.
Whenever you get pissed off by even thinking of Umbridge, just remember that she was raped by centaurs.

It makes the whole thing a little more bearable.
#33 - russianbro (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>dared to be female

******* feminists
User avatar #21 - gammajk (03/11/2014) [-]
Voldemort did nothing wrong.
#27 - jewjewbinks ONLINE (03/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
who the 						****					 was saying that people hated her because she was a woman? where the hell did that come from?
who the **** was saying that people hated her because she was a woman? where the hell did that come from?
User avatar #3 - tittylovin (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is the most intelligent thing I've ever heard tumblr say.
I'll enjoy this content now and even thumb it up, but I'm going to come to hate it when it's reposted 8,000 times with the same old comments every time.
#14 - amuzen (03/11/2014) [-]
At least Voldemort sort of kind of has a reason, it's like ooooooh no he's terrible he kills people because he's a souless monster born from magic rape and brought up an orphan!

but Umbridge is just a bitch because she can be a bitch and there ain't no one who can stop her because she has authority for no good reason.
#12 - jonntyy (03/11/2014) [-]
Voldemort is the villain we fear, Umbridge is the one we despise
#101 - theodordronen (03/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Story time..

When I was 17 I had one of these teachers, her name was Gry (norwegian) and she was my English teacher. She used to openly yell at me in front of the other students in class for something as simple as forgetting a textbook. She also one time stopped the entire class to show on the screen projector how I had been wrong about something, doing this very openly and loudly and with just enough mockery in her voice.

Anyway, she continued being a c-word until one morning in about march, when she came to us and asked us to reimburse her for these books we were supposed to read for class that month. I very openly refused, saying that she couldn't force us to pay for a book that was not apart of our "booklist" (list of books we are required to purchase for that year). She proceeded to yell at me and threatened to report me to the principal and I told her to go right ahead.
Everyone else in our class paid her and the clock ran out on our class, other students beggin me to let it go. Well I went straight to the principal and told him what happened and he said he would see what he could do. Next lecture, she was standing very quietly at the front of the class and finally announced that she had been told by the principal that she wasn't allowed to make us pay for the books and proceeded to walk slowly around the class room, giving the students their money back. Safe to say I sat there with the biggest grin on my face ever.

Side note: I was tipping between an "F" and a "D" in her class, dropped out right after this happened and took an exam at the court house (which you can do for a small sum, but you have to study on your own), didn't prepare at all and got a "B-".

pic related, MFW she paid the students back
#4 - pariahlol (03/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I disagree. I would say that there are two types of evil. Actual Hitler level evil, where you do horrible things, like genocide, and have that sociopathic sort of evil. Then there's the Hans from Frozen type of evil, where you can inflict such cruelty as to destroy someone's mind, as opposted to their body. And where you enjoy it. Hans might not be commiting genocide, but he's one evil ************ . And Hitler might be commiting genocide, but he may not have been the villain type of personality that mentally ***** with people (idk he might have).
#40 - autoxx (03/11/2014) [-]
I hope one day to be even half this eloquent.    
   
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I hope one day to be even half this eloquent.

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#121 - bitchesbanthymine (03/11/2014) [-]
Voldemort was killing people in order to seize power, Umbridge was evil for no reason other than to be a mega-cunt.
User avatar #13 - thesinful (03/11/2014) [+] (4 replies)
There's also that she enjoyed sentencing muggleborns to concentration camps enough to power her patronus the entire time.
#84 - dinocaster (03/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I once had an english teacher that tricked me in a test. I asked her if some answers could be written in the test sheet (different from the common answer sheet) and she told me yes. When I got the result all my answers done in the test sheet were ignored and I failed that test. I asked why if she told me that I could answer there, she told me she was kidding. Mfw  til this day I want to slap that 						*******					 short hair bitch
I once had an english teacher that tricked me in a test. I asked her if some answers could be written in the test sheet (different from the common answer sheet) and she told me yes. When I got the result all my answers done in the test sheet were ignored and I failed that test. I asked why if she told me that I could answer there, she told me she was kidding. Mfw til this day I want to slap that ******* short hair bitch
#61 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
whaaaat
whaaaat
User avatar #5 - buttholee (03/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Honestly, it wasn't a huge a lost... I mean, she was only a minor character
User avatar #6 to #5 - sovereignty (03/11/2014) [-]
Borderlands 2 well so was bloodwing in borderlands 2 but i was still sad when he died and i still liked her it wasnt a huge loss of the story but it was still pretty deppressing to see her crying about losing her home.. she was just so innocent i guess.
#37 - boomerpyro (03/11/2014) [-]
hermoine traveled VERY far back in time and spent the rest of her days near the library...
User avatar #139 - clavatninenine (03/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Also I love the fact that funnyjunk keeps on badmouthing tumblr when the communities of the two sites are pretty much identical, except funnyjunk is filled with more potty-mouthed little kids and tumblr has more feminazis.
User avatar #106 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Last comment killed the post. It was,good and all. But that last ************ ruined it.
Good day.
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