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#4 - sovietmountain (11/18/2015) [-]
I'll drink to that
#108 to #4 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
EW, Nazi cuck.
User avatar #102 to #4 - baronvonhuckle ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Call der fuhrer, coz I don't give a **** .
#112 to #92 - shyyguy (11/19/2015) [-]
I think I remember seeing that image edit on here.
User avatar #100 to #56 - beren (11/19/2015) [-]
Hydration is key.
#128 to #100 - hpcghia (11/19/2015) [-]
I used to have s gif that had hail hydrate, but i don't know where it went.
User avatar #222 to #174 - hpcghia (11/20/2015) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #75 to #56 - koholla (11/19/2015) [-]
now *that* woman knows how to drink!
User avatar #97 to #56 - mondominiman (11/19/2015) [-]
Is that not normal? A gallon of water a day is good, right?
#226 to #97 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Maybe if you're doing a LOT of physical activity. Most people only need 8 glasses of water a day, or 1.5 L. A gallon would likely be too much for the average human.
#25 to #4 - upunkpunk (11/19/2015) [-]
The terrorist purge has begun, even China killed 17 terrorists today.
User avatar #90 to #25 - tigronn (11/19/2015) [-]
so now they're at war with
America
Russia
China
France
And an array of some other countries
Yea they're ******
User avatar #104 to #90 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
You can kill 10 billion of terrorist but you can't kill an idea. I do not defend them but i state a fact
#110 to #104 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Also a problem is that they aren't a "central" organisation, but have their fighters propably spread all over the world, trying to destroy the countries from the inside.
#182 to #110 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Uhm no, i really suggest reading into what a caliphate is and how muslims ought to see it. IS announced the calpihate which means that any muslim that pleads allegiance to the caliphe, in this case Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, has to go to the calpihate and fight from there, the Paris attacks were carried out by frustrated lone wolves who were prohibited from traveling to the calpihate by Western authorities, they saw this as a way to indirectly help IS, IS encourages this but does not feel like this is their focus. Al-Qaida, where Is originated from, never declared a calpihate because they never actually had a state. what IS wants is (and yes this is true) to unite the muslim world under a calpihate which follows Sharia rule, destroy Istanbul (In the Qu'ran called constantinople" fight the army of Rome under command of the anti-christ on the planes around Aleppo untill the mujahadeen (IS in this case) only have 5000 warriors left, at that point Jesus will return as the second prophet and announce Allah's will in the apocalypse. There's a lot more to it but this is the essention. IS sees anyone who does not follow the Qor'an in their way as a defector, that is why so many have traveled to Syria. They value fighting in their holy land a lot more than bombing in the West. Think about it all you want but IS is a lot less dangerous to the west than, say, Al-Qaida.
#219 to #182 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
Anybody who takes another one life for their own gain will not be saved during judgement day.
User avatar #111 to #110 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
yup sadly.i want them to exterminate them like the parasite they are yet...How does one kill an idea?:
User avatar #121 to #111 - sakagamitomoyo (11/19/2015) [-]
The idea is killed as soon as the last person carrying it dies.
User avatar #122 to #121 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
If only it was that easy my friend.
User avatar #123 to #122 - sakagamitomoyo (11/19/2015) [-]
Carpet bombing combined with sending everyone looking even remotely foreign in exile.
User avatar #124 to #123 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
When i said ''if only it was that easy my friend'' i did not meant on the way to get rid of them but to be able to kill an idea.Even if you manage to kill every single terrorist alive at the moment the idea will still be there new brainwashed lunatic will still take the reins of that crazed idea.

Unless you got a time machine and kill every single muslim related lore that made their religion there really isn't any way.

best we can do is be more vigilant and raise our security up
User avatar #125 to #124 - sakagamitomoyo (11/19/2015) [-]
Well I don't think that would work either to be hones. Someone said those who erase history is doomed to repeat it. If we just burn muslim texts the ideas would just take a new form, but if we supplement the old texts with more modern idealogies it might work
User avatar #126 to #125 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
perhaps but you seem to forget something..In every religion they will always be people who misinterpret it very differently so more unnecessary radically then it should be..so whatever we do i guess we are doomed with this fate
User avatar #113 to #111 - shyyguy (11/19/2015) [-]
With a really sharp knife!
User avatar #114 to #113 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm not getting the metaphor.
User avatar #115 to #114 - shyyguy (11/19/2015) [-]
Here, I guess www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pick+your+brain

I didn't intend for there to be one, just making a dumb joke.
User avatar #117 to #115 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
u think this is a joke fam baguete is getting shot by ISO and you are here memeing about it shame on you.
User avatar #197 to #104 - hanklecram (11/19/2015) [-]
hopefully we can one day have the ideas fight over people rather than vice-versa
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User avatar #168 to #104 - herparderpington (11/19/2015) [-]
terrorism has been around for centuries
What we need to do is kill the leaders. That way there will be inner fighting and the problem will solve itself
User avatar #170 to #168 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
they killed bin laden..oh wait
User avatar #171 to #170 - herparderpington (11/19/2015) [-]
Do you honestly think bin laden was the only man they had as a leader?
Besides it worked for the US they killed sadam and those other dictators and now there is inner fighting all over their countries.
Why wouldn't it work agaisnt ISIS
User avatar #172 to #171 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
let me answer your question by asking you a question.

Do you honestly think killing their leader won't make them a new leader? or that the idea will just vanish?

and sadam had an country and was an dictator while terrorism is a global thing
User avatar #173 to #172 - herparderpington (11/19/2015) [-]
You have a point but still
If there's no strong men left to take the throne
the weaklings will fight for it and their interests
eventually if this happens isis will split
and then those parts will fight amongst themsleves
eventually the whole thing will be to weak to defend itself
all we need to do is cause a "civil war" inside their organization.
User avatar #176 to #173 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
You are talking as we are talking about descent normal human who defend their country from a war proper trained soldier.No ..those are crazed expendable brainwashed zealot cult like fanatic...leader or not any of them can be...best we can hope for is maximize our security and stay vigilant that it.

Remember those..things are not human they are ready to behead you for drawing their so called ''prohet'' Mohamed you can't apply proper human logic to them.
User avatar #179 to #176 - herparderpington (11/19/2015) [-]
Then we must brainwash them
By now the CIA must have a lot of techniques they even took some from the nazis after ww2
User avatar #181 to #179 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
we can't brainwash them lol.Since they are born they are ''forced'' to believe muslim faith sure the regular one are not so bad..but then some people take to extreme levels once they are into that state they are too far gone.

Unless we can go back in time and find a type of solution we are sealed with this faith. This is one of the very few intelligent and mature conversation i ever had on fj after years being on this site
User avatar #216 to #181 - herparderpington (11/19/2015) [-]
It seems there's only one way then
Unfortunately we must be forced to kill everyone (maybe not the children who are too young to remember we can spare those).
I'm pretty sure there's a better solution but I cannot see it
Thank you same here you not only reveal your opinion but you also argument it with logic. The same cannot be said for a large portion of the internet.
User avatar #218 to #216 - alphagex (11/19/2015) [-]
Honestly i thought of this myself without the knowledge of anybody else and i'm like..even if we kill them all we can't kill an idea.
#183 to #181 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
There's a really small chance that this will happen again in our lifetime, and IS isn't going to be around for long if the West uses a bit of sense. All Muslims both Sunni and Shia believe a calpihate is essential to their religion, the Qur'an says those who do not join the caliphate are "ignorant" and won't join Allah in the afterlife. This poses a big dilemaa for muslims, if IS does succeed and everything the Qur'an predicts is going to happen (the islamic book of revelations) those who did not join IS are on the wrong side of Islam, meaning they won't go to heaven. IS established the caliphate. The muslims that left for Syria/Iraq believe this caliphate is a legit one and go there in order to reach heaven, even if they die in the fighting they are not considered "ignorant".

The majority of the muslim world does not recognise IS as a caliphate because:
-IS uses violence to unite Islam
-A caliphate can only be established if the muslim world is united in peace
-the Qur'an allows violence against "crusaders" but not those who intend to do no harm, IS killed unarmed aid workers and journalists.
So in turn IS considers these people to be defectors from the Qur'an and thus Allah himself, unlike heathens who do not understand Islam they are considered people who turned their backs towards Allah, allowing them to kill and enslave.
#20 - thealmightyantler (11/18/2015) [-]
Putin is a character in a michael bay movie
#79 to #20 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Putin and Trump have a wonderful relationship.
Putin and Isreal have a good relationship.
Russian / American / Isreali anti-terror alliance anyone?

Maybe we would finally get **** done.
#106 to #79 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
"Putin and Isreal have a good relationship."
#154 to #79 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
"kill the wrong people and deny it for 30 years" Mosad
"15 hostages, 4 terrorists, 20 casualties." Spetsnaz

I'm not sure which job you're aiming for but good luck.
#10 - creepydudewatching (11/18/2015) [-]
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#22 to #10 - thefasrdog (11/18/2015) [-]
godspeedwagon.
#1 - funnyhard (11/18/2015) [-]
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
#195 to #127 - floran (11/19/2015) [-]
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#7 - mollike (11/18/2015) [-]
Where's vladi
#8 to #7 - vladi (11/18/2015) [-]
I think I see him over there.
#9 to #8 - vladi (11/18/2015) [-]
Nope wait, that's just Obama creepy pervert
User avatar #167 to #35 - olisaurus ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
would be more accurate if obama was laying under the mudslime getting ****** in the ass tbqh fam
User avatar #14 - obviousxplains (11/18/2015) [-]
when it was US vs Russia:
god damn, im terrified, obama is too much of a pussy and putin scares me.

when its US & Russia vs ISIS:
thank god putin is so awesome that he makes up for obama.
User avatar #17 to #14 - heartlessrobot (11/18/2015) [-]
Obabo might be a puss, but all he has to do is hide behind the military.
#21 to #17 - pocketstooheavy (11/18/2015) [-]
It's not that Obama is weak, it's just that his country is weak. If Obama does ANYTHING the entire country will be mad.

If he puts boots on the ground, all conservatives AND liberals will complain that he's war mongering or "BRING OUR TROOPS HOME HURRR".

He can't win. America as a country has been coddled too much. Russia hasn't therefore they look stronger and Putin is able to do these things.
User avatar #28 to #21 - ronyx (11/19/2015) [-]
True, América is divided. Heavily divided. I remember when Bush was still president, people were screaming to "bring our troops home" now people are mad because Obama isn't doing much besides air support. People were blaming bush for being a war mongering asshole, but they also **** on Obama for practically keeping the country out of wars like Afghanistan.
User avatar #99 to #28 - somuchfreedom (11/19/2015) [-]
he hasn't kept us out of **** , we are still in afghanistan, we got involved in libya, we are involved in syria
#175 to #99 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
geez
#186 to #28 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
The problem America has is that it doesn't understand Islam, nor does it understand politics. After the invasion of Iraq Hussein was put out of power, his Sunni srmy was also disbanded, the army did not really support Hussein that much at all. Im sure that it doenst surprise you that unemployment made the ex soldiers really angry, they didn't get paid anymore and they didn't recieve any compensation because they fought for Hussein. (The turth is that they really didn't care for Hussein) a part of those soldiers joined Iraqi's Al-Qaida. The US fought them with the help of many Sunni tribes, who in turn were promised political power in the local and state government. The leader of Al-Qaida in Iraq was killed but in 2010 a Shia backed president was chosen and he didn't give sunni tribe leaders any substantial power, in fact he even inprisoned important Sunni leaders. So you have ex-soldiers with no income and no representation ruled by s government that in no way cares about you. What was left of Al-Qaida became IS, the ex-soldiers fueled with hate of the US and the Shia government joined them because Is cares sbout Sunnism. Conquering the Sunni part of Iraq was easy, the Iraqi army consisted of Shia's so they could not stop IS in any part of Iraq where Sunni's lived. The Sunni ex-soldiers had the experience from fighting either against or for Al-Qaida, making it a lot easier to succesfully conquer cities. The Iraqi army would flee easily.

I hope you can understand it, if not you can ask me and I could maybe clarify more of it.
User avatar #187 to #186 - somuchfreedom (11/19/2015) [-]
to say that the worlds biggest political power doesn't understand politics is disingenuous, to say it doesn't understand middle eastern regional politics is more accurate. And your statement about the Iraq army not supporting houssain isn't really true, there may havd been dissenters, but by and large they supported him because as any good dictator does, he made sure to put loyal men in key positions, and in a regime like his, the military always gets paid first, he was the one putting food on their families tables and shoes on their childrens feet. In a region with stong economic and employment issues, people are loyal to the ones that provide them a way of supporting themselves and their families, and for the army, that was saddam
#139 to #28 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
I think after how badly the iraq and afghanistan wars went he's very weary of getting involved in a conflict thats not directly in the national interest
User avatar #101 to #21 - makethingsworse (11/19/2015) [-]
I feel as though are missing a glaring difference between these two societies. No one gets to tell Putin no. People that tell Putin something Putin doesn't want to hear generally sto showing up around the neighborhood. While our Congress ***** everything up Putin is getting **** done simply because there really isn't anything to stop him.
User avatar #52 to #21 - tomahawkkit (11/19/2015) [-]
but if we had donald trump
User avatar #98 to #21 - somuchfreedom (11/19/2015) [-]
Our country is not weak. We respect decision over indecision, even if we don't like the path you choose, we respect you actually committing to something. If you think we are weak, look at how many people we have killed just being on the fence bitch.
User avatar #107 to #14 - letting (11/19/2015) [-]
So not wanting to spend billions of dollars, lose thousands of american soldiers, and send soliders BACK into the middle east after the war in Iraq is finally over is being a "pussy"?

People complain when America gets involved in everything, people complain when America doesn't get involved. We're already offering tons of support and bombing the **** out of ISIS. Why not let Russia, France, Syria, Iran, England, all all of those other countries use their military strength for once?

America is not the police for the world. If ISIS bombs us, I'm sure we would declare war the next day. But for right now, I think he's making the right decision. The decision that keeps the economy stable, and our men and women in the armed forces alive.
User avatar #201 to #107 - obviousxplains (11/19/2015) [-]
Its almost like he's been a pussy in ways other than refusing to go to war.
Like not standing up to environmental activists.over the keystone pipline.
Not saying anything bad about the thugs and rioters in the blacklivesmatter movement.
Not calling out russia
Specifically saying isis is contained the day before the paris attacks.

He doesnt know what hes doing and hes a pussy
User avatar #5 to #3 - itsapirateslife [OP](11/18/2015) [-]
I hope he really said that.
#13 to #5 - anon (11/18/2015) [-]
This is the danger of social media! I took Putin's quote from a post on Facebook & it turned out to be false. I apologize.
#42 to #36 - arolexion (11/19/2015) [-]
LOL I gotta have the original video of that, you got a source?
#70 to #42 - stalecheerios (11/19/2015) [-]
It's from it's always sunny in phliadelphia
youtu.be/DQW3KwRtZj4
User avatar #43 to #42 - gedoushinken (11/19/2015) [-]
Sorry, I don't have the original video. But this is where I got it from:
/2spoon/hdgifs/5742436/
#24 - thepizzadevourer (11/18/2015) [-]
Just remember, Putin's probably not fighting terrorists out of humanitarian love. He's gonna do it in a way that puts him in a position of power, just like Syria. Also remember that, though he seems like a nice reactionary figure to our hyper politically correct culture, really does endorse actual oppression of minorities and such.
#135 to #24 - minibeep (11/19/2015) [-]
most syrians like assad. thate are actually demonstrations where they demonstrate their love for assad with pictures of assad smiling and stuff.
america only want to destroy assad to create an oil pipeline through syria that will allow america to have more influence over europe and russia to loose influence.
all this suffering have been leading to that.
and it will have been for nothing is russia saves syria.
User avatar #62 to #24 - nunyabeez (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure Russia is on Assad's side. And since ISIS hasn't ****** with Assad and Assad hasn't ****** with ISIS, ISIS will still run amok
User avatar #83 to #62 - yunch (11/19/2015) [-]
The real target for Russia is the Syrian rebels. They actually pose a greater threat to chinless Assad.
#60 to #24 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Well then he's got the right idea!
#61 to #24 - ninjaspartan (11/19/2015) [-]
In a world where acceptance leads to a burning capital and simply building a fence against bad neighbors is automatically discrimination, I think that's the last thing I'll bother considering anymore.
#142 to #61 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
Acceptance didnt create ISIS, the Iraq War did. These people didnt just start hating America and its allies because they woke up one day and it seemed like a good idea you know
User avatar #215 to #142 - ninjaspartan (11/19/2015) [-]
No one in their right mind decides to wake up and blow innocent people up, either. What, are you implying we should "accept" ISIS? Like that's going to stop them from blowing cities up in the name of allah? A bit too little too late for that sentiment. Don't even try to make it sound like its our fault, that is unforgivable under any circumstance, period. Accepting the Syrian refugees is what allowed them to sneak into Paris and god knows where else in the first place. If we have to ditch PC ideals in order to keep that from happening anymore, I don't give a **** which little special snowflake it offends.
#63 to #24 - jujuface (11/19/2015) [-]
And that's exactly why FJ loves him
#155 to #24 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm glad somebody said it.

Putin is a time bomb, at this point it feels like he's doing things deliberately to provoke a response from the west.

You're all cheering for him now, but if he had his way, he'd be sending "farming equipment" to Oklahoma.
User avatar #103 to #24 - makethingsworse (11/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, everyone thinks Putin is so bad ass now... wait till he tries to take Syria. Just you ******* wait. Putin won't be nearly as cool once the draft starts.
#34 - ninjabadger (11/19/2015) [-]
The Russian war machine has been awoken

#26 - goggins (11/19/2015) [-]
#33 to #26 - legitimately (11/19/2015) [-]
Spoiler: I hope that's not Russia you're portraying Stannis's army as because they got ******* slaughtered
User avatar #37 to #33 - icefried (11/19/2015) [-]
Spoiler: Not in the book he they didn't.
#44 to #37 - arolexion (11/19/2015) [-]
orly? what happens in the book?
User avatar #47 to #44 - icefried (11/19/2015) [-]
Winds of winter spoilers:

Stannis's defeat is only implied by a letter written by Ramsay, but he's k and still on his way to Winterfell.
User avatar #206 to #47 - putinlover (11/19/2015) [-]
Spoiler: Big Dicks
User avatar #39 to #37 - legitimately (11/19/2015) [-]
Ahh, a book spoiler. Didn't see that coming.
#16 - leutzu (11/18/2015) [-]
actually it was not his quote
#207 to #16 - putinlover (11/19/2015) [-]
You dare defy him!
#81 to #16 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
^ Listen to this guy.
User avatar #119 to #16 - sanitarysan (11/19/2015) [-]
he annexed the quote.
#30 - kaboomz (11/19/2015) [-]
kill them putin
kill them all
#74 - manholefreddy (11/19/2015) [-]
Did he actually say this?
User avatar #91 to #74 - Javapenguin (11/19/2015) [-]
He was the guy telling us we need to stay out of Syria.
I honestly doubt he did.
User avatar #160 to #74 - Mortuus (11/19/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #132 - winterconcerten (11/19/2015) [-]
Putin never said this. Was big in the news that the reporter who said it made it up.
#149 to #132 - elaxx (11/19/2015) [-]
Nah, she just took it from Facebook without checking.

twitter.com/RemiMaalouf/status/666972960406814721?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
User avatar #151 to #149 - winterconcerten (11/19/2015) [-]
Made it up and took it from facebook without checking is kinda the same thing nowadays.
#153 to #151 - elaxx (11/19/2015) [-]
She can always shift the blame on the "made up post" (because help me god if something on FB is made up! /sarcasm). I like how she says "danger of social media" instead of "stupidity of nowadays reporters".
#55 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
his was not said by Putin (but is a good reminder that FJ is jsut as stupid/bandwagonny and non-fact checking as every other site when it hears the things it wants to hear)
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