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Vitinho knows what's up

But with the size tof "But , were are giros
q kind M Muff"
your ideas
Yes, but here I' m about ..pa..
haw to attract yhi@ VIEN Not how to attract SLUTS.
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Submitted: 10/05/2013
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#3 - coolmcbob (10/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Says the guy in the wife beater with a gold chain and a backwards baseball cap.   
He could be a nice guy for all I know, but he's wearing the uniform of a full fledged douche.
Says the guy in the wife beater with a gold chain and a backwards baseball cap.
He could be a nice guy for all I know, but he's wearing the uniform of a full fledged douche.
User avatar #1 - ljxjlos (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#Writing this while benchpressing while reading Shakespear.

Jk, TV and chips
#2 to #1 - adu (10/06/2013) [-]
My diet consists of FunnyJunk and buckets full of semen.

#getonmylevel
User avatar #5 - lordofthesea (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the rows of Heineken cans in the background kinda detract from his credibility here
User avatar #4 - skysailor (10/06/2013) [+] (25 replies)
I think a man should have both. A bright mind which can pursue high goals and a built body (with, at least, some self defense training) which can protect her. Of course, a skinny guy whose bravery can push him to protect her without backing down regardless of an intense beating is much more respectable than a buff coward.
User avatar #44 - herpaderderp (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Come on, let's be fair now. How many of you would date a girl merely because of her intelligence?
Oh wait, this is funnyjunk, we'd settle for anything with a pulse
User avatar #45 to #44 - garaichu ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Not necessarily that either for some of us.
#38 - anonymoose (10/06/2013) [-]
What if I want sluts?
User avatar #29 - Foxchase (10/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So... To be intellectual, you can't work out?
User avatar #32 to #29 - grapefruity (10/06/2013) [-]
That is why posts like this bother me. Everyone should try to stay in shape, regardless of intellect, because it is the healthiest thing for your body.

I consider myself suitably smart, I go to the gym, practice martial arts, eat and drink sensibly, and don't smoke. That doesn't mean that you HAVE to do all those things if you don't want, but don't use intellect as an excuse to be out of shape or unhealthy.
User avatar #22 - darksideofthebeast (10/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Or we could learn and think for the sheer fact that is what we are made to do.

Not to get females.
#47 - jotsn (10/06/2013) [-]
well...looks are to draw them in, intelligence and conversation cement the relationship.
User avatar #33 - deepgreen (10/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
bleh. The main reason why I for example workout is to increase my confidence and assert my dominance over other male. Not too attract females, although it would be a welcome plus....
User avatar #37 to #33 - mutzaki (10/06/2013) [-]
Assert your dominance over other males? What are you, a wolf?
#42 - captnnorway (10/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
With a text like that I wouldn't be surprised if he wore fedoras as well.
#39 - stalini (10/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
and retards who think they're smart will use this as an excuse not to work out
User avatar #40 to #39 - EmoHairflip ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
You're using "retard" as an insult towards others.
It's not like you're the brightest bulb in the closet, either.
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/06/2013) [-]
Lightbulb, who is this pa person and why are you looking for him here?
#9 - walmartysghost **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
shhhh
#6 - bazda (10/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, gold chains and backwards hats are how to attract good women.
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