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User avatar #3 - galgawine ONLINE (12/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Don't **** with Dyrus
#32 - auesis (12/28/2013) [+] (36 replies)
>Be me, 16/17 years old   
>Always used to visit family a few miles away, close friends with my cousin, who's about 1.5 years younger than me   
>He's usually harmless, wouldn't touch a fly, just generally a nice kid   
>Douchebag kid with mental issues lives nearby   
>His mother refuses medication for him because stubborn bitchiness and 						****					   
>Dbag kid constantly tries to start fights with us   
>One day, he breaks in to the greenhouse in our back garden and steals a 						*******					 of expensive tools   
>Escapes using my cousin's bike   
>Cousin's face contorts in rage   
>Chases dbag kid on foot, swipes a brick from the construction site as they pass   
>Hurls brick at dbag kid, headshot   
>Dbag kid sails over the handlebars, face meets concrete   
>Cousin begins to beat the living 						****					 out of him, screaming with pure bloodlust   
>Dbag kid barely survived, face reconstruction and major life-saving surgery required   
>Cousin somehow got away with it   
>MFW watching the savage beating
>Be me, 16/17 years old
>Always used to visit family a few miles away, close friends with my cousin, who's about 1.5 years younger than me
>He's usually harmless, wouldn't touch a fly, just generally a nice kid
>Douchebag kid with mental issues lives nearby
>His mother refuses medication for him because stubborn bitchiness and ****
>Dbag kid constantly tries to start fights with us
>One day, he breaks in to the greenhouse in our back garden and steals a ******* of expensive tools
>Escapes using my cousin's bike
>Cousin's face contorts in rage
>Chases dbag kid on foot, swipes a brick from the construction site as they pass
>Hurls brick at dbag kid, headshot
>Dbag kid sails over the handlebars, face meets concrete
>Cousin begins to beat the living **** out of him, screaming with pure bloodlust
>Dbag kid barely survived, face reconstruction and major life-saving surgery required
>Cousin somehow got away with it
>MFW watching the savage beating
User avatar #55 - epicsauciness (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
(fake story about how I beat someone up when I was younger) Someone give me thumbs?
#10 - thehamoflightning (12/28/2013) [+] (14 replies)
******* story time, cause I'm drunk and why the **** not.

>Be me, 10yo
>Switched to a new school cause my mom moved
>Fellow students taunt and tease me every day, boys are the worst, girls seems to enjoy a good laugh as well
>Have had quite a lot of talks with teachers and the principal about it - nobody cares and tells me to man the **** up
>One day, this incredibly annoying ******* kid starts throwing dirty towels at me
>Snap
>ItsOnBitch.jpeg
> ******* rush to my bag in the room next door
>Fiddle with the zip, god damnit
>Finally open up the sidepocket - find the swiss army knife
>Flick it open and starts walking towards the room where the rest are having a laugh
>Get stopped by teacher, telling me to drop the knife. ****************
>Go to principals office, get a proper talk and ends up having a day off
>Fast forward a year, same school, same **** goes on.
>Went to town in a break, to get some food with the nice guys
>Out of ******* nowhere this kid jumps me. A few years younger than me but with to lads to back him up, at least 3 years older than me and my buds
>This kid is hammering on me, jumping on top of my chest while I'm lying down, still in shock
>Older kids come back from their break as well, see what's going on, grabs the psycho, breaks up the fight and takes me to the principals
>The psycho ends up in care somewhere else in the country
>Story of a ******* abused kid who made it out on top and is now expecting a child with the love of his life. Morale? Don't give up, no matter who you are and what you're going through. There'll be someone for you at some point. Trust me, I've been down every road in between the story and my current situation, including several near death experiences.

Peace out
HamOfLightning
User avatar #27 - pokimone ONLINE (12/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> be 19, not really althetic, but built big, so naturally pretty strong, living on my own for the first time.
>douchebag kid living below me, maybe 16, not sure where his parents are.
>Bring girlfriend over, moving in with me, douchy kid decides to come up and start hitting on her
>tell him to **** off, girlfriend laughs, thinks it was cute, fastforward to next day
>kid starts getting in my face, telling me to fight him, and he'll take my gf
>tell him to **** off again, or I'll tell his parents, walk away, kid picks up chunk of ice, throws it at my head
>nope.jpg
>pick up largest ice chunk I can find, walk calmy over to kid, cornered in the apartment hallway
>nowheretogo.mp4
>slam ice chunk down on his head
>kid is bleeding on floor, not moving, check pulse, not dead, just passed out
>hear gasp and look up, girlfriend is on the balcony, looking horrified
>comes down and yells at me, asking why the hell I would do that, try to explain he threw ice at my head, he isn't dead, just passed out
>gf rage mode engaged, says thats no exscuse, I could have killed the kid, twice his size
>says i'm lucky she doesn't call the cops, moves out same day, feelsbadman, kid laughs at me in hallway everyday, but now cameras are installed, can't do anything about it
>fastforeward 4 years
>gained 100 pounds, no gf, none since her, clinical depression
>douchy kid grew up, huge jock, lots of girls, picks on me daily, draws dicks on my door
>thoughts of suicide
> go on internet to tell story, visit funnyjunk one last time
>realize none of that actually happened, still 20, living with parents, gf lives 2 blocks away, moving out in a week
>smile and go to get eggnog for myself and a friend spending the night to help me pack
>???
>Profit.
#30 - felixfj (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #1 - breaken (12/27/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I did this once, some ****** threw a penny at me.
User avatar #71 - fizzor (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>never get into fights because I get along with people
the end.
#54 - mr skeltal (12/28/2013) [-]
>Be me, 11-17 years old
>Go on FJ
>Type up story of how I...
>A) Beat up bully with my poor to average physique, hoping people will think of me as a master kung-fu practitioner.
>B) Beat up a skinny bully with my amazing physique, hoping people will think of me as a big, strong, super cool dude.
>Story is probably exaggerated or made up but w/e lol
>Get thumbs and praise because kids on FJ and gymfags look up to me now.
>Optional modest ending to prevent people from calling out on my **** .
-15
#88 - lankyman has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #92 to #88 - salihzzz (12/28/2013) [-]
yeah never make a greentext again
#61 - darkmagegf (12/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Okay i got 2
>be me 14 or so first year of highschool
>Dad just died and in **** mood
>Watch town ********* push the janitor's trash bin (big ******* ones the size of a sedan) down a flight of stairs
>Get mad because you never know how long you have left and you should be nice to people.
>grab nearest ******** and put his head through a locker door
>Janitor tells them I was defending him so I get off easy

Second story
>Be 17 walking to car
>Some kid comes up says "HEY YOU HITTING ON MY GIRL FAGGUT"
>Im not exactly popular so I say idk who she is
>Says name of cumslut I was in the hallway with during a test review (we were both absent fir test so we had to leave the room)
>I say "eww, gross" and walk away.
Apparently thats not ******* okay to say
>Kid throws a haymaker at side of my head, breaks my glasses.
>I am poor so I cant afford new glasses and im mad. Now what this kid didn't know was I work out daily with my recruiter (marines) and I regularly spar at my dojo in town.
>whip around with the fury of a thousand ******* suns. Tackle him and commense the ground and pound.
>Just see red for a few minutes. finally it clears and the kid is lying in the dirt blood ******* everywhere, gross ass smell and im surrounded by the entire football team.
>Find out later I started to just punch him but ended up grabbing him by the eyes and bashing his head on a rock. The smell was grey matter. He has permanent damage and I get off without a problem.
>MFW people still think im ******* crazy
User avatar #62 to #61 - Greevon (12/28/2013) [-]
OMFG I love this.
"You should be nice to people" *rams person's head through a locker door*
User avatar #24 - Infernal (12/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 15, Sophmore in High School
>Walking to English Class
>Suddenly, one of Hawaii's little islands breaks off of the earths crust and obstructs my passage in
>Spurts out in a language that closely resembles Huttese "Ladies first."
>With an IQ close to that of the average garden rake, didn't realize that he was already inside the room
>"Yes, and now that you've managed to squeeze in the 4 foot doorway, the men can proceed in"
>Brain cells that he didn't know he had have told him that he has been served
>Gets mad and calls for his lackey
>Clotheslines me outside room while kids still walking in halls
>Jabba Jr. slithers out and does a faint warcry, sounding similar to a boar squeal
>Boba Fatt holds me down while Jabby Boy pudges (the fat equivalent of a punch) me
>I look as his skin starts jiggling enough that it starts to make clapping noises
>I burst out laughing
>everyone looking as I take a beating of a lifetime
>Pillsbury Boy and I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Diabetes get frightened at my reaction to their barrage of Cheetos-scented fat slaps
>They stop after a good 10 seconds
>"Oh c'mon, it was just getting good"- I yell, still chuckling under my breath
>Optimus Prime Rib then yells "You're ******* PSYCHO" and rolls to the nearest Burger Joint

Several days later, Thundereverything never gave me crap and made tons of friends. High School was a smooth ride after that.
#78 - allinallout **User deleted account** (12/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
in this comment section, we see the mighty fj faggots talking about fights that they never got in to
User avatar #94 to #78 - salihzzz (12/28/2013) [-]
and here we see the avarage neckbeard, look how this majestic faggot is in awe that some people actually go outside and have stories to tell.
#50 - ariscorp (12/28/2013) [-]
No one 						*****					 with andy milonakis
No one ***** with andy milonakis
User avatar #20 - zekeon ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
pro-tip: fight back once and you won't have to again.
User avatar #115 - Bad Man (12/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>be me
>be quiet and black
>people make the common mistake that I can fight
>never reveal my secret pussiness
#82 - shameonapony (12/28/2013) [-]
Dyrus?
#56 - xnotcreative (12/28/2013) [-]
>be 18
>was quiet as hell so no one ever bullied me

The end.
User avatar #31 - jammythemadman (12/28/2013) [-]
One guy at my school tried to stab someone because they were making an annoying noise by bouncing a tennis ball. He left pretty quickly.
User avatar #17 - badboywantsu (12/28/2013) [-]
I've had somewhat of a similar situation, i had a bully through my first year of high school.
Tittie twisters, annoying me to no end and the like; about halfway through the year i start telling him to quit then see him coming towards me in the hall.
He would watch out for teachers so he wouldn't get caught so i drop my backpack turn grab him slam him into the lockers look him in the face and tell him next time he messes with me i'm kicking his ass.
He left me alone the rest of the year then switched schools but nobody bullied me after that.
It might have something with not letting yourself be a target since so many people saw they knew i'd likely fight back.
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