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Some say it is actually because the creatures eat dead bodies they find and end up swallowing the victims gold ect

HUM, THIS CRAB HAD
Foul? GOLD PIECES.
WHAT ON EARTH
DOES A CRAB NEED
MONEY FOR?
NOBODY MAKE
THE ‘IKUE
MOTHER GETS
PLEASE! OUR
DAD WI BE
BACK WITH THE
RANSOM
MONEY ANV
EMMI
THAT' S
PROBABLY
EUT
THEN WHY
DOES THE
BEAR NEED
Money?

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#6 - strallee (01/05/2016) [-]

GIF

For Bare Necessities ofc.

#32 to #6 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

Man, I spent long hours burning that into my skull as a kid.

#48 to #6 - supersixfourr (01/06/2016) [-]

GIF

Clever Girl

#30 to #6 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

God, I haven't seen this movie in so long.

#36 to #30 - cleu (01/06/2016) [-]

disney is doing a remake of it.

#37 to #36 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

Animated, or gritty live-action?

#40 to #37 - shigiddy ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

Live action, preview wasn't that gritty. Still had singing animals.

#41 to #40 - ramathlehi (01/06/2016) [-]

Saw the teaser at a movie last night, it honestly looks really good. Hearing Scarlet's voice gave me chills for some reason.

#46 to #41 - victhree (01/06/2016) [-]

Weird, this is one of the only movies that does warrant a gritty remake. There was so much more depth to the book than the movie. Not saying the one we have is bad, but I would like to see a more faithful adaptation of this book in particular.

#19 to #6 - daspopo (01/06/2016) [-]

#21 to #6 - bigbrostrider (01/06/2016) [-]

you cheeky ****** .

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#12 to #6 - thearcher (01/05/2016) [-]

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#7 - jonball (01/05/2016) [-]

GIF

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#28 to #7 - lapsushominum ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

It's just a bear, cut it some slack

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#22 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

This post is cancer.

Get it? Because of the crabs? I'll see myself out.

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#13 - sideismss ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

does anyone remember the mudcrab merchant from morrowind?

#51 to #13 - kiboz (01/06/2016) [-]

Yeah it had the most gold in the game so you could sell all you **** to it, it was wonderful discovering it. It was 10k if I remember properly.

#52 to #51 - sideismss ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

one thing I thought was pretty funny, there was a legendary master trainer for the mercantile skill, he even wrote a skill book for mercantile that has been in every TES game since, sells some of the best items that the player can buy... had less money than the mudcrab merchant.

#53 to #52 - kiboz (01/06/2016) [-]

Yeah, and the ******* imp had the second most.

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#23 to #13 - phantomonkey (01/06/2016) [-]

"Whaddaya think? Sheesh. I'm a mudcarb... crab. Shure. A mudcrab. Thas me. Pretty sure. I LOOK like a mudcrab, right? Mush be. Thish IS me talking, right? So? I mush be... A talking mudcrab. And I sells stuff, right? So? I mush be a talking mudcrab merchant. Stands to reason, don't it?"

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#14 to #13 - sideismss ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

not a merchant t hat sells mudcrabs, but a merchant who IS an actual mudcrab

#27 to #14 - johrny (01/06/2016) [-]

Both is equally funny

#38 to #27 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

why would anyone buy mudcrabs? those ******* are all over the place. walk around the coast and you'll have at least 20 by the end of the day.

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#18 to #14 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]

maybe that mudcrab just sold some alchemy ingredients to another adventurerer

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#8 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]

>the your mother

#29 - yiffcario (01/06/2016) [-]

#35 - cheastnut (01/06/2016) [-]

GIF

I always thought it was stuff left inside them after they eat somebody. or because they eat it off the ground because people litter and/or drop **** all the time.

#3 - rayeightk (01/05/2016) [-]

Prepare for the thumbs my good man.

#4 to #3 - ratytang [OP](01/05/2016) [-]

ohhh i mad dis gif

#10 - thebube (01/05/2016) [-]

Only one way to find out

#39 - phantompaladin (01/06/2016) [-]

"or the your mother"

always amazes me that people go through so much effort to make these cartoons but don't even check the grammar/spelling

#1 - valverde (01/05/2016) [-]

heh. Funny meme OP. I rate this meme 8/10, Keep improving bruh

#9 to #1 - biscuitsunited (01/05/2016) [-]

I rate it 5/7
good meme

#2 to #1 - ratytang [OP](01/05/2016) [-]

#42 to #2 - thememegod ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

one does not simply out meme Ratytang

#47 - pyjamadog (01/06/2016) [-]

He needs some shoes. you wouldn't want him to walk on bear foot, now would you? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

#20 - tittylovin (01/06/2016) [-]

The **** is wrong with that dude's nose.

#15 - randomsnail (01/06/2016) [-]

I feel that killing mudcrabs with the flame spell should give you coocked crabmeat.

#33 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]

I read it as "... the young mother..." because my brain just auto corrected it out of denial.

#50 - zeroqp (01/06/2016) [-]

**zeroqp used "*roll picture*"**
**zeroqp rolled image**Why is this such a mystery to everyone? It's a RPG, a role playing game. You're supposed to use your imagination to explain why things are the way they are in the world. That's how you fill in the blanks.

The animals mighty carry coin because they found them washed up in a stream from someone who dropped them a long time ago, and ate them because they were shiny. Another plausible explanation is that the animals ate a dead person who was carrying coin, and accidently ended up eating that too.

#49 - andywazowski (01/06/2016) [-]

I know this is a you-must-be-fun-at-parties thing, but I always just assumed some animals like shiny objects like crows. And if they say some shiny gold coins laying around, they would snatch it.

#43 - ultratoaster (01/06/2016) [-]

The Your Mother.
Best brothel on this side of the Pontar.

#34 - zerotzallander (01/06/2016) [-]

I'm always thinking of it as if they ate the item.

#31 - elcreepo (01/06/2016) [-]

Bear needed money for honey that doesn't come with killer death bees guarding it

You're playing in a world where everything ******* attacks you and bears can't use swords

#44 to #31 - TheHutchie (01/06/2016) [-]

In Australia, everything attacks you, and bears still can't use swords. I don't even think they live in Australia, but if they did, they still wouldn't be carrying any dollary-doos. Not even the kangaroos carry wallets. All they'd do is buy Foster's which would be hilarious. Imagine a drunk kangaroo trying to hop around.

Where was this train of thought going again?

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