Or he could just not have any interest in people.

I have no interest in anyone but still masturbate.

Some people have low sex drives or high standards or social anxiety or all of the above, but i 100% believe that there's no such thing as an asexual person.

All asexuals are witty cunts. I'm not trying to be mean or anything it's just a fact.

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Since when have you been an authority on women, you faggot.

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addy, what would happen if I seduced you?

do it

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How much for 5-10 minutes?

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Asian apartment massage parlors are better. Younger girls circulating, new ones always popping up and reasonable prices.
If you just want 10 minutes get a craigslist hooker (make sure she isn't gonna rob you) wrap your rascal twice and then go to town.

Nevermind, you said escort.

fix the ads redirecting *****

Thanks fam, i can sleep easier knowing you work on it.

Yea mobile ads

/askamod/25613#25613

Here you go non-homosexual friendly user of a totally non cancer userbase.

No, he needs to fix the goddam ad redirecting. You're browsing and then some annoying app will redirect you to the playstore. MLK didn't die for this ****

I gave the ads a chance.
Site owners have to make money, somehow, afterall.
But intrusive and malicious ads got to be too much.
I haven't disabled it since the last ad problem arose.

I don't blame you for the bad ads.
It sucks that you have to suffer due to malicious ads forcing users to use adblock.

Admin's fw adblock

I'd be totally ok with that, but would we have to completely uninstall it or just turn it off?

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I literally can not use this website if I have to wait for ads to load. I'd donate, but I'm broke, as you can tell by the quality of my internet. What do?

lol

I don't use it because I like to support the site. I'm just here to crack jokes at your expense.

wait wait wait hold everything... is it true?

He could be a sexual what?

You're probably right.

What's the term for fantasizing about sex but not actually seeking it in any form?

Oh yeah, it's 'Beta' :/

I was saying I was beta...
I haven't had a girlfriend looked for one in 2 years but I am attracted to women

> not using the exploding wallet

Apparently lol, I was trying to say I was beta. Oh well

Literally this has been a thing since at least Rome; get a grip.

I can understand ignorant people who don't get being gay, but how can you not understand the idea of not wanting to have sex? How is that complicated?

what is the proper term if you're an angsty friendzoned cunt "not attracted" to other people ?

i just thought it was asexual

Asexuality is just not being sexually attracted to other people
Asexuals still have romantic interests and ****

You might be thinking of aromantic,
They have no particular interest in relationships dating or otherwise and prefer to have more or less close friendships

Wow you're retarded.

Except even if they are ill, it changes nothing about the fact that they are asexual.

Confirmed troll. Not even SJW's are this retarded.

You cannot be this retarded. It's not possible.

Show us your tits.

I'm gonna say no to that request.

No really I thought that you were a guy and everybody kept asking for tits as a joke.

Oh wait you're female? **** man, I thought you were a guy.

No I don't want your girl tits.

Well it's sorta complicated, but there's no tits here.

You just gotta try, there's no hope if you have no reason to be hopeful.

Mate how many people are conducive to the idea that "hey by the way I'm gonna be a girl in 10 years"

You would be surprised, transsexuals are very attractive to a lot of people, even just in the cd stage.

I'm not in any stage though, and I might not ever be, which kinda sucks ass.

Not on anything, and no income.

I mean, you might be right, but i haven't really been happy sonce we broke up (about 2 months ago) and I've just been not thinking about it.

Same, it's been 8 months for me and we barely dated a month.

Sheesh, you must've felt an instant connection.

Yuh. Apparently that was not shared by her.

My relationship was kind of like that, we kind of clicked when we first met

And then you didn't. Or she didn't.

Kinda both, honestly it didn't feel very personal anymore.

Huh, that's sad :/ maybe you'll find someone else?

Yeh, im 18 with pretty okay looks, im just not looking

Well then I can only assume you're drowning in the pussy I'm not, because I very much am looking.

Try online or something idk, tinder might work.

I don't think it will, things are complicated.

Just throw everything out there and it should, tip for a pickup line, "are you Australian, cause you sure meet all of my koalifications."

I think if I throw everything out there people will avoid me like the plague.

If youre not honest in the beginning then when do you think will be a good time?

You make a good point, but I don't want to be alone forever.

But, i guess that wasnt permanent.

First time i agree with platinumaltaria

I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED DAMMIT!

Well they do my life is great now I used to be a downer too. Just keep that promise and you will see I'm done argueing proof will come automatically.

It's been 8 months, what do you think's gonna change? Is she gonna have a blow to the head?

I'm not sure I know what you are reffering to.

my ex.

And your life can't improve without her getting a blow to her head?

That's love, apparently.

Does sound like it.

The fact that you can't crawl back from the dead is the exact reason you shouldn't take that step.

No one would care if I did.

You're friends?

Might cry a bit, probably wouldn't care too much.

The reason people cry for others when they die isn't because they feel bad for you it's because they feel bad they have to live without you. So they would care. Anyway I'd still recommend seeing a therapist or preferably a psychiatrist because suicidal thoughts are not something you should think of lightly.

Why not? Think about it like this; if I die everyone's problems are solved including my own.

I'm not even going to point out why that is stupid as **** .

You wouldn't think so if you knew what was going down.

But at some point it has to go up again!

That isn't actually a thing, that's something people tell themselves. The universe isn't obligated to settle the score.

Well speaking as someone who studied chemistry for a year I can tell you that the universe prefers a state of equilibrium.

Yes, but there's no such thing as good and bad, that's entirely subjective. And if that were the case I've banked up a ******* of bad karma.

Things just simply can't go down for ever. At somepoint you hit rock bottom or go up again. Just don't kill yourself until the good times come alright?

Good times never come, don't lie to yourself.

You don't have to be friends with all of them, there are indeed people who are a bit weird and annoying, but you just don't bother them and they don't bother you, you just hang out with the people you do like. There are no rules that mean you have to play with everybody there. At my local board game night there are two guys who play the same game for the whole night every week. Everybody else just play games together and have a great time and they just keep to themselves. It's a case of respect and acceptance, doesn't mean you have to become besties.

meh, sounds unfun.

Well suit yourself, it was a suggestion, don't you have interest in any hobbies? I personally have interest in too many and too little time.

I never really enjoy things, perks of depression.

Seems like you're in a bit of a vicious circle huh. But you enjoy browsing funnyjunk, so there must be some things you like.

Not really, I just get bored.

You are making this hard for me, I have no experience in dealing with this. Have you made attempts at making friends? Because if you want to you will have to work for it.

I have friends, they just aren't here.

Did you move or are they internet friends?

They're just always busy.

Oh that sucks, I wish I could help you more.

Yeah me too.

Just don't get down too much, there are always ways to crawl back.

Not from the dead.

Well, I've seen a lot of your comments and I don't see why there don't seem to be any grounds for it. You should only care about what people who you respect think of you.
Other peoples perspective don't really matter.

They kinda do tho

I disagree, people on the internet will tell you to kill yourself over a certain political standing, why would their opinion of you ever matter? As long as the people around you tell you that you are fine, and reasonable people whom you can have a conversation with will confirm this. I don't see a reason to believe otherwise. This doesn't mean you should put yourself in a hugbox, but atleast only regard the opinions of people who can converse properly unlike the "I disagree kill yourself people".

People around me don't tell me I'm fine, usually I'm "being stupid"

Well, if those people don't recognize your problems they are either ignorant or asshole's. Find better people to surround yourself with.

I would still really recommend a therapist in this case.

Nah, I just want friends.

Than get them it's not rocket science even I can do it.

ha. I need social contact, I hardly leave the HOUSE

Don't you go to school?

No I do not.

Play a sport, get a social hobby, but maybe one for people who are not as social aswell.
Like magic:the gathering or wargames.
Or sports like ultimate frisbee or bossball.

**** sports, ***** what "find a social thing where people are antisocial lol"
I can't hear you over the sound of intense wat.

Not as social is not the same as anti-social. I meant a hobby for people who are generally not that socially adept, but are really accepting of other peoples lack in social abilities aswell. Hobbies where you often find these people are magic the gathering or warhammer 40k, or other similar "nerd" hobbies. Personally I go to a weekly boardgame night. Everbody is really nice there. I used to play MTG and my local store had a lot of oddballs but everybody accepted each other for their quirks.

People who aren't socially adept are usually extremely annoying...

Or are you?

No I'm just sad and tired of life.

I'm sorry, have an internet hug. It will be fine.

It will not be fine.

Well you are still getting your hug. Are you in therapy currently? Might be a good idea.

No I'm not, probably wouldn't help either

Well, therapists and psychiatrists do get trained to help people who are depressed or have a though time. Getting everything off your chest can help a great deal. Don't disregard it so easily. There is a reason people always recommend it.

The people who recommend it clearly haven't been through what i have.

Therapists maybe, but psychiatrists will most likely have patients that have had it worse than you. If everything is as bad as you say it is, you need to look for help. Often people are hesitant to step you you, so if you don't have friends/family that can help a psychiatrist is a helpful if not expensive option.

;-; meh, just let me die already.

no.

why tho

You are a nice person, I like you, why can't some selfish asshole go kill himself instead.

Some people think I'm a selfish asshole no doubt.

You did it! People agree with you, now go and follow your dreams.

*throws self off bridge*

I am a strong believer of the fact that negativity does not help you in life, therefore you always need a positive attitude, that's why I am going to assume you threw yourself of a bridge because your dream is to fly!

No it's because I want to die just like your belief just did.

Well my believes don't keep your from being depressed, it's just a little setback in my happines but it will come around.
"Gotta have a little sadness once in a while so you know when the good times come. I’m waiting on the good times now.” - Bob Ross

Mate my life sucks ass, no amount of positive thinking is gonna fix that.

Well that's true, but I look at it from a different perspective.
I have reachable goals and dreams in this life, most people do. Even life is depressing, being negative and depressed won't help me reach those goals. A positive attitude is not something I have because good things happen to me I have it because it makes those **** things easier to endure. I'd rather not have depression take a few years of my life where I could enjoy life or make progress to my end goals.

TLDR: being negative and depressed has no benefits, having a positive attitude does.

What do you want me to do, force my brain to secrete the right hormones?

Sorry I read that as "Mate life sucks" so I made a general statement not one regarding you specifically. Being an anonymous person on the internet most likely half across the world, the best suggestion I can give you is try to focus on things you do enjoy, only pay attention to the opinion of people you care about and try to approach things with a smile, instead of always expecting the worse possible outcome.
I used to be a cynical asshole and viewing things from a positive approach with an openmind has greatly improved my life.
Of course the **** things in my life were not nearly comparable to yours, but since I don't know you can I can't really help you Also I'm not a registered life coach .

Well I doubt a positive attitude will help, ****** ****** in every conceivable way.

Well, can being positive hurt? I wish I could help you, but I don't really see how. I hope things work out for the better.

In order to see the upside there has to be one.

I find you really intrigueing, some time ago I saw people mocking you, telling you to kill yourself or calling you a faggot, while you kept defending your opinion. Because of that I assumed you are someone who always stays positive or is really hard to get down. But really your are really sad and drepressed, so I'm not sure what to think anymore.

I'm probably just some crazy **** on the internet. OR AM I?

Its nice to see you not *********** , keep it up and the love will come

I hardly ever ******** ! I just say unpopular opinions.

I have some unpopular opinions too, i just keep them to myself, because funnyjunk.

No one's going to learn everything if we can only RIGHT OPINIONS. That's what tumblr does and look at them.

Its smaller things though, like i think console gaming is better becaude controllers just feel right, and chicks with dicks are okay but not something id pursue irl, now shh the opinion police are coming.

Technically im a multiplatform god.

So I don't really want to get into a huge argument about this or anything, but what exactly is preventing you from using a controller on a PC?

I use wireless controllers.

Bluetooth m8

All im gonna say is i was joking about the opinion police, but you're telling my opinion is bad.

There are reasons to prefer consoles over PC, but it doesn't make sense to like consoles for their controllers when it's possible and even easy to connect a controller to a PC.

The whole situation is more enjoyable to me, im too lazy to set up the wireless controllers on my pc, i have a couple friends i play games woth on the xbox one, the graphics are actually really nice on xbone as opposed to popular belief, and it almost always runs smoothly

Adding bluetooth devices on a PC is actually nearly as easy as connecting to WiFi, but I can see why you'd prefer the feeling of playing on a console over a PC. Many PC gamers like to have powerful PCs with the best hardware and will always argue that a good gaming PC is all around better (and they're not wrong) but there's nothing wrong with not going for top of the line graphics inb4 "consoles are weak and hold gaming back"

Fair enough. To be clear, I never actually had a problem with you liking console gaming better, I just don't like it when people's cited reason for not wanting to try/like something is an untrue reason. Have a good day.

I also never said you couldnt, my friend uses an xbone controller to play skullgirls on pc. Im just lazy.

See, the thing is you can't have technological ignorance be the reason you tell people you prefer console gaming over PC gaming. If you do that's fine, but if preferring controllers are your reason, and wireless controllers can work perfectly fine on a PC, it just makes you look ignorant to the opposing side, and makes your opinion hold less weight.

Look at comment 107

WEE WOO WEE WOO WRONG OPINIONS DETECTED!

Consoles are actually decent for some stuff ie. flying **** about.
Y u gonna hate on us man, we just want to be loved.

It's not hate, just honestly not my thing, sometimes I'll get offvto porn with em but usually it doesn't do anything, the only exceptions i guess would be ashley hunter or bailey Jay

Is ok I get it, besides I don't like things with dicks either

I have my own really specific desires in girls as it is. The easiest one is them bring more than a foot shorter than

Yeah, I have the inverse; try finding a girlfriend taller than 6 foot and not looking weird.

Well i mean, im 6'4" and there was this kind of cute girl who was as tall as me my senior year.

Yes but rare.

I just overreacted in an argument, we still talk sometimes, but it's always awkward now. 3 years we were together thrown away because of one argument.

Well unless I'm much mistaken that suggests she was being immature, not that you did anything. I doubt you could have 1 argument end a 3 year relationship.

I mean, same with short though, midget faces arent attractive, and shorter people do have more of a tendency to be fatter, my ex was pretty much perfect but i ****** it up and ive been single since.

My ex was also perfect and she's probably gonna be my last too, so I'd say I also ****** up. Somehow. For reasons I don't apparently get to know.

I do not ******* understand these people and their own made up criteria for mental illness. THERE'S A WHOLE ******* BOOK THAT SERVES AS A MANUAL FOR THIS **** !! "If I disagree with it, then it's mental illness!!11!!!"

******* idiot

Much as I hate to admit it:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypoactive_sexual_desire_disorder

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_arousal_disorder

There are in fact disorders of such in said manual, if you happen to be talking about the DSM 4 or 5.

That said...the true concern lies in the pressing question of: who gives a **** and why? If somebody doesn't like sticking their dick in places that much, it should not be of any concern to you.

yes i was talking about dsm 5. I stand corrected.

Oh cut the **** . People give people with non-generalized sexualities **** because of the majority that brings it on themselves. Plus, it's because everything we've ever been taught tells us it's wrong.

Now you may be thinking "But Psychologyxplain, my parents raised me to be loving and understanding of others!", which I certainly hope is the issue. But we're going to leave the realms of psychology and go talk to her hot, kinky sister named Sociology. People thrive off of a hive mind whenever it is that they're in a situation where they can blindly follow. People call them "Sheeple", but it's less that they're sheeple and more that the people leading are more in-tune than they are. It has to do with the concept of "Mob Mentality", in which people will basically follow any cause as long as the person seems charismatic enough and words it well. Mixing this in with our psychological archetypes put in place by our centuries of ancestors, we reach a dilemma. We are taught the way things work from the most productive, EASIEST system. In the past, complicated meant more to remember, meaning more room for error, meaning death. There are people, however, that can establish the more complex aspects of deliberation and make them easilly understandable to the masses. These people are usually the leaders of countries, generals, strategists, architects, etc. So we know that:
Man + Woman = Baby
Baby = More People
More People = More work done + Safety in numbers
Based on that model, heterosexuality because accepted as a societal norm. So when you have a large group of people who are drawing attention to themselves and making a show of how special they are, then we psychologically DISCONNECT with them, due to their obvious differences. Ever wonder why social outcasts are social outcasts? Sure, society sends them to the Untouchable zone...but why? It's because by them being different, we're introducing diversity. Diversity in itself is fine and all, it creates for more opportunities. But when your diversity exceeds the socio-cognitive behaviorisms that we've come to expect, it leads to a strain in your subconscious. These people are sticking out, being different, meaning:
Less people = Less Work
Less people = Less safety
Less safety = More Deaths
More Deaths = Less people
This chain of thought becomes attributed to that person, which is blamed on the cliche as they attracted such a person, and BOOM! Stereotypes are born.

Ironically, the same things we complain about are suusally within our abilities to fix. So don't sit here and blame people who are closed minded, blame the people who MADE them closed minded. Anything other than heterosexuality is a DEFECTUAL DISORDER. That's right SJW's, lemme hear it. It's a scientific, medically recognized FACT that anything that is NOT cis-heterosexuality is a disorder/defect. This is because it strays from the norm. Now, a defect doesn't mean it is MORALLY or SOCIALLY wrong. If that was the case, blue eyed people would be killed more than female Chinese babies. I stand firmly by the fact that it's not racist or sexist or close-minded if it's a fact.

So basically anon, try approaching the community of those who are doing WRONG. Blaming people for being uninformed and then raging at them for asking questions to become informed then having a tantrum because they decided they don't care about your **** anymore is not gonna fix anything I'm not saying that's what YOU are doing, I am pointing out another fact

Semper Praesans,
Stay Happy, Healthy and Safe

A lot of what you said is true, and I admit that part of this is me playing devil's advocate.

If you're going to be "arguing medically recognized fact", then you have to clarify what exactly you mean by "disorder". Because the word has a couple of meanings separated by situations and nuances, and to classify something as "Medical Disorder" or "Mental Disorder", it has to pass the criterion of "causes dysfunction". It's kind of semantics here, honestly, but certain areas of non-heterosexuality do not inherently lead to any mental or physical dysfunction.

Some might be caused through sexual practices (medical) or social rejection (mental) and whatnot, but I don't think we're ever going to see debates over whether or not Homosexuality should be reinstated into the DSM as a mental disorder, and it isn't going anywhere as a medical disorder because there is nothing physically different about homosexuals that directly causes dysfunction. And I can imagine that the majority of medical professionals would not describe Homosexuality as a "Disorder" for that very reason. Mind you every professional has his or her own bias on these type things.

So while you're right in that it's sociologically abnormal, I feel that you're slightly off on the use of "is a disorder" as classification at least for that. Mind you, it could be stated that "It's biologically dysfunctional because it does not involve the norm of desiring straight sex, which serves the purpose of reproduction", but then again a lot of people desire sex without the desire to procreate, it's why we invented birth control. If we classified everything that is sociologically abnormal as a disorder, then being a social outcast would be a disorder by default, among several other things that millions of healthy people do because they are not done by the majority.

That said, I limit that mainly to Homosexuality, Bisexuality and the like. Asexuality is basically a representation of actual physiological dysfunction, and even though in a lot of asexual people they can do fine with it and it doesn't bother them, there is still some level of dysfunction involved here, so calling it a disorder isn't too far off the mark. And Transgenderism I feel deserve the classification of a "disorder" because, let's be honest, if you're transgendered, you either have Gender Dysphoria or you're just an idiot who wants to look special.

Again, it's a bit semantic and we may differ on definitions here, but I wanted to add that. And yes, open-mindedness should be a good value regardless of whether or not something is a disorder or not.

But see friend, that's where you're wrong. Sexual Dysphoria is the cause of homosexuality, as Gender Dysphoria is the cause of transexuality. These are diagnosable situations that have homsexuality and transexuality as a symptom . THAT'S why they're categorically a disorder and DO cause dysfunction, enough to where it's often coupled with 2 Axis I's (Usually some form of depressive disorder, mood/personality disorders, and in severe cases where the person may have suffered severe trauma from it, schizoaffective disorders) and in some cases anxiety disorders (Which are Axis II's). As you've already said, I do not at all believe that homosexuality should be reinstated into the DSM. There's nothing wrong with it socially, but that doesn't change the fact that it's caused by a recognizable, diagnosable and (In some cases) treatable mental disorder. The ONLY amendment I'll make to my previous comment is that I should have specified that when I say homosexuality is a disorder, I'm implying that it is a symptom of a disorder.

Also, a psychological disorder is anything that interferes with your daily life, makes it less liveable, causes you serious detriment, etc. So the diagnostic criterion is different for psychosomatic disorders than they are for purely somatic disorders. You also have to make sure to NOT let Political Correctness leave you blind, my friend. Just because we accept it, doesn't mean it doesn't cause detriments to people's lives. But, at the same time, half the time it's from internalized personal struggle, sexual repression and self-hatred, but a lot of the detriment comes from other people.

So yeah, I get where you're coming from. I stand by my point, but I get it. I also respect the fact that you voiced your different opinion without having to stoop to calling me names and **** . I LOVE discussing things, but when people start flinging **** then I'm gonna duck and cover.

Semper Praesans,
Stay Happy, Healthy and Safe

Admittedly I have not studied the DSM in full so I can't say really argue too much when it comes to it. But at the same time, there's a reason a disorder in the DSM has several symptoms and criteria; one symptom does not make a disorder. I wasn't saying there was no detriment in the lives of non-heterosexuals, I was just saying those detriments are caused by different factors of a bigger problem. Besides, I only brought it up because it's an easy go-to, the DSM is not the be-all end-all for classifying psychiatric/psychosomatic disorders and it's constantly being debated. And it is like you said, that those detriments to those peoples' lives are caused by several extra things.

That said, I can be a bit of a pedantic stickler with these kinds of things and frankly you're not really part of the problem here, so I'm not that concerned with trying to change your view when we're largely on the same page.

******* roasted

gay

Or people who have genuinely been born with the lack of sexual interest in others

What a horrible genetic defect

Nah its pretty good m8
No sexual pressure in relationships, and you never have to spend money on outside sex if you aint gettin enough at home

I wouldnt mind it. Romance brings complications and drama

Thing is, asexual=/=aromantic.
Romance is annoying, especially since I keep ending up loving my best friends.

I think the world would be a better place if we didn't have sex drives

Look at ants, each is a complete altruist, ready to sacrifice themself in a moments notice for the greater good (or if you're a moribund ant just to close the door every night) and the reason that behavoir exists is because ants don't need to worry about reproduction, no natural selection to favor their more selfish members because none of them reproduce regaurdless of their behavoir, so there is only evolutionary benefit in creating selfless ants

Yea, but imagine all the **** we could accomplish without sex

>Super productive from no masturbation
>Always win no fap November
>No pressure talking to attractive people
>Treat people equally no matter how attractive or what gender they are
>Not doing a bunch of **** just for the possibility of sex
>Having a small dick would probably be better since you don't use it anyway
>No possibility of accidental children
Defect?

I was judging it by the standard of individual happiness. In which case, yes, it's a defect to want to stick your dick in every hole no matter the cost. But what you said is still mostly correct.

But all of those would still be problems for you except the accidental babies & small dick. If you have a sex drive, you're going to treat women differently and have a strong desire to masturbate. It doesn't really matter if you get laid in the end or not.

Quick question, why wouldn't you be productive when you fap?

Because looking at jpgs of boobies for up to several hours a day isn't very fruitful.

Ooh, I thought it would be something like chemical reactions. But... who does fap for several hours? That is indeed a waste of time

Holy, that is quite the addication. Mhm, I would advice either seeking proffesional help or fixing the depression (I know, ''just'' fixing it is never te case) but... Excessive mastrubation is a temporary solution and when you no longer find your salvage in that you delve into darker and darker stuff.... So... are you oke? I am here for ya if you need anyone to talk to

Sweet! Good to hear! And yeah that is indeed the first step. But, you should of course take action to solve to problem. I speak from experience since I have no trouble identifying problems but untill two years ago I didn't do anything about them afterwards

Mhm, and maybe replace it with other excercise, like body weight training or running. Then you use a bad habit to create a good one

So then sex would still be enjoyable (i.e. something you would want to have)? This is deeper than I first thought.

nope

so really you're saying that you're abstinent minus marraige under a holy union or whatever

nah, i can feel the accent through the captions.

what's the movie this is from?

Heavy Weights, funny movie, old as balls. 1994 och 98 dno.