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#890912 - therealtjthemedic (04/14/2014) [-]
DO YOU WANT UNREALISTIC GAMES? YEAH, SO DO I. FUCK REALISM.
LISTEN HERE, CUNT. IF JUMPING ON TURTLES AND TAKING MUSHROOMS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT. BECAUSE I'M HERE WITH THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER, IN 2D.
THIS IS SOME FUCKING SHIT. YOU HAVE TO SAVE SOME BITCH FROM SOME BIG TURTLE OR SOME SHIT, I DON'T KNOW.
'But what about my third dimension, I-' FUCK 3D. YOU ONLY NEED 2 TO BE ABLE TO SEE HOW BOUNCY ALL THESE TITTIES ARE.
'But my cawadooty guns-' FUCK GUNS. YOU KILL YOUR ENEMIES LIKE A FUCKING MAN, BY JUMPING ON THEIR FUCKING FACES AND CRUSHING THEIR SKULLS. METAL AS FUCK.
'But my storyline and plot' YOU'RE ON A MANLY QUEST TO GET SOME PUSSY, YOU PATHETIC SACK OF SHIT. GROW SOME BALLS, BE A MAN AND PLAY SUPER MARIO WORLD.
User avatar #890962 to #890912 - guiguito (04/14/2014) [-]
You actually have a point.
User avatar #890916 to #890912 - imnotkickthecat (04/14/2014) [-]
What do I do if I only want halo 4.
User avatar #890920 to #890916 - finblob (04/14/2014) [-]
play halo 4
follow ur dreams
u go boy
u go
pat on head
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