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#4 - sinery
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Except if the enemies are immortal skeletons that hits like a truck.
User avatar #6 to #4 - sketchE
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get the right of kindling before beating either of the bell bosses
#9 to #6 - sinery
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User avatar #7 to #4 - lunaisbestpony
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divine weapons.
User avatar #8 to #7 - sinery
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Ain't nobody got divine weapons straight out of the prison.
User avatar #27 to #8 - thenewgizmobox
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run through vally of the drakes and grab astoras straight sword. i mean, you DID grab the master key right?
User avatar #12 to #8 - lunaisbestpony
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new game +? or just start as a pyro and use that on the necromancers?
or you could always wait till you beat the moonlight butterfly.
you can get there pretty fast with the master key if you're ballsy enough to fight Havel at SL 1
User avatar #14 to #12 - sinery
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Killing Havel is standard at like level 14, just because I can.
User avatar #10 to #8 - sketchE
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astoras straight sword is really easy to get
User avatar #11 to #10 - sinery
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If one has gotten that far into the game one shouldn't have any issues with some measly skeletons.
User avatar #13 to #11 - sketchE
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dude.
start with master key
run down stairs past the fire keeper
take the lift to new lando ruins
run to the tower immedietly to your right
enter valley of drakes
run to undead dragon
loot items saving th back one for last (the dragon crest shield)

this is how i start every game once i get out of the undead asylum. astoras straight sword is a great early game weapon
#15 to #13 - sinery
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User avatar #16 to #15 - sketchE
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it takes like a minute
User avatar #17 to #16 - sinery
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By that time I would have gotten my Zweihander and have shoved it up Havel's ass and down Taurus Demon's throat.
User avatar #240 to #17 - Draserszes
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**** yeah, zweihander. I love that weapon.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sketchE
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i do that right after grabbing astoras. but im not a big fan of ultra greatswords. and the undead dragon isnt that far
User avatar #19 to #18 - sinery
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'Tis temporary till I get Dragon Great Axe, and then it's Dragon Great Sword.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sketchE
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i just cant stand the weapons that take that much strength to wield. i like having an effective ranged weapon and i like being able to get more than one hit in before the boss rapes me
User avatar #21 to #20 - sinery
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Because you're a pussy bitch.
User avatar #22 to #21 - sketchE
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ok i prefer a mobile playstyle so im a bitch whatever.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sinery
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You mean running?
User avatar #24 to #23 - sketchE
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dodging but if necessary yes running
User avatar #25 to #24 - sinery
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Sounds like a pussy bitch to me.
#80 to #25 - blancka
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I dunno. One guy needs a massive set of armour and a huge-ass weapon to fight anything. The other guy has regular clothes and a dinky little sword or whatever and fights the same things. Second guy sounds a lot less pussy willing to go without all that protection.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sketchE
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sounds like troll to me
User avatar #41 to #7 - soupkittenagain
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True, but someone new to the game that can't get past the skeletons won't know about or that divine weapons keep them dead.
#150 to #4 - anon id: dc8a35e7
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Then you're just playing the wrong game.
User avatar #182 to #4 - cagetheelophant
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Silver Knight Spear.
Got it to +5 expecting to only use it on the skelingtons, ended up being more useful than my +14 uchi on normal enemies.
#120 to #4 - bombur
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BEEPBEEP RATTLERATTLERATTLE
#31 to #4 - nefarian
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Dear god going through a graveyard for the first time
User avatar #45 to #31 - loopzoop
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Oh god, when I first played Dark Souls, I didn't even ******* notice the path towards Undead Parish, so I went all the way through the graveyard, went and somehow killed Pinwheel, then I made it ALL the way to the enterance to Gravelord Nito's place, hwere it was blocked off. I never felt so frustrated in my life when I found out that I had went the wrong way.
User avatar #105 to #45 - sagedivinity
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"Somehow killed Pinwheel" he's literally the easiest boss in the game.
User avatar #112 to #105 - loopzoop
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I had absolutely no idea on what I was doing, so it took me a few tries to take down that asshat
User avatar #127 to #112 - sagedivinity
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I'm so sorry, at least you got a chance to hear his glorious boss theme. It's my favorite theme in the game and there's some really good ones in that game.
User avatar #129 to #127 - loopzoop
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Yeah, Pinwheel should be much harder, just so people can hear his theme, since everyone takes him out in less than 10 seconds if they know what they're doing.
User avatar #138 to #129 - sagedivinity
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It's sooo true.
User avatar #196 to #129 - hydraetis
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I would have liked it if there were more enemies like Pinwheel, because he was creepy as **** and it would have made the atmosphere of the place better to have more terrifying things inside.
User avatar #200 to #45 - XboxJunky
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Maybe you can shed light on how I'm supposed to beat the Capra Demon?
User avatar #201 to #200 - loopzoop
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Ok, kill the ****** dogs, run up the stairs, wait for Capra to come, jump down, then when he jumps down, run the hell up the stairs and drop stab him. That's what I do.
User avatar #207 to #201 - XboxJunky
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The dogs shred me before I can get anything done.
User avatar #208 to #207 - loopzoop
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Did you get the Drake Sword yet?
User avatar #210 to #208 - XboxJunky
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Yeah, I might need to upgrade some of my stats to get better speed because I'm not terribly fast.
User avatar #211 to #210 - loopzoop
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Just wear a little bit of armor, like only pants or something.
User avatar #212 to #211 - XboxJunky
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Alright, I'll give that a shot.
User avatar #239 to #212 - Draserszes
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If you still haven't managed to kill him, on your way to his fog gate just look inside the houses with open doors. You should find a Black Thief set. Equip that and you should be able to run fine. I had trouble with him at first but it only took me one try after I switched gear.
User avatar #242 to #239 - XboxJunky
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I do recall finding that, I'll probably try that next time I'm able (the TV is pretty much in constant use).
User avatar #243 to #242 - Draserszes
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It really helped. What weapon are you using?

Also, get ready for one hell of a trip after the Capra Demon.
User avatar #244 to #243 - XboxJunky
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The Drake Sword but I've been told to ditch it at a certain point...not sure when.
User avatar #245 to #244 - Draserszes
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Dude, just ditch it for whatever you enjoy playing with. As soon as I got the zweihander I ditched it. The zwei didn't do as much damage as the Drake Sword but it was just loads of fun to use. I've got it at +3 or +4 now, I think, and it does good damage. I killed the Capra Demon with the zweihander. What kind of build are you going for?
User avatar #246 to #245 - XboxJunky
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Honestly I have no clue, it's my first run ever going this far and I never finished Demon's so I have no clue what I'm doing for the most part.
User avatar #247 to #246 - Draserszes
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It's my first run, too. I did talk about it lots with friends so I did find some bits easier than I would have if I didn't talk about it. I still don't really know what I'm doing, but hey, that's the fun of it. This is my first playthrough, but my second character. I stopped with my first character after I killed the minotaur demon because he was too squishy. Now I'm playing a heavy armour character. ****** fun.
User avatar #248 to #247 - XboxJunky
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Yeah I'm going full knight, all my friends use tactics and I just wail on things until they fall over (which probably isn't a good thing). It's my second character because on my first one I got really frustrated when I couldn't get to the next bonfire and I attacked the dude at Firelink Shrine and he kept killing me even when I respawned
User avatar #249 to #248 - Draserszes
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I used to wail on things too, but then I learned my lesson. Many times. Too many times. Now I always have my shield up and I proceed very very cautiously. If you want any tips just let me know. Heck, if you just want to talk about Dark Souls, just give me a poke.

User avatar #250 to #249 - XboxJunky
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Alright, I'll send through a friend request.
User avatar #251 to #250 - Draserszes
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A friend just posted a guide on how to get to the end of Blighttown quickly, on my profile. I'm actually using that to get out, because there's no way in hell that I'm going to go through all of Blighttown a second time. If you don't want easy mode, I don't recommend going to my profile just yet.
#72 to #4 - yuukoku
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Or a giant fire breathing dragon that kills you immediately.
#68 to #4 - newdevyx
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Spooky, scary skeletons...
Spooky, scary skeletons...
#1 - aerious
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User avatar #187 to #1 - tiles
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Those things were ***************** terrifying.
Screw all of the other monsters combined. That. That right there...
#167 to #1 - nigeltheoutlaw
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**** Regenerators.
**** Regenerators.
User avatar #60 to #1 - savmg
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R e in a nutshell
User avatar #92 to #1 - liquidvoodoo
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Those creatures were the reason why I had to stop playing RE4..

It's.. Just the noise they'd make while shuffling towards you..
User avatar #104 to #92 - hourlyb
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RE4 Regenerator breathing
User avatar #194 to #104 - ohhh
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When my friends not looking, i'm going to make this his phones alarm.
#106 to #104 - liquidvoodoo
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But why?
But why?
#107 to #106 - hourlyb
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Because I'm evil.
Seriously through, I agree. They are probably the scariest creature feature in any game
#109 to #107 - liquidvoodoo
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You're Resident evil 4

I was enjoying the game so much.

Nearly finished it, I imagine but then they became more common and I just.. Couldn't handle it anymore..
#110 to #109 - hourlyb
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Yeah, that same thing happen to me in s.t.a.l.k.e.r
Everything was fine until this bad mother showed up.
#113 to #110 - liquidvoodoo
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Would you recommend S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?


I was considering buying it for a while but I'm not sure if it's worth the purchase, yet.

Also, playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent at the moment and nothing's really phased me.

The brutes are making me feel a bit nervous but thankfully they're few and far between.
User avatar #126 to #113 - hourlyb
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In one word: YES.
It is my favorite game series (other than Mass Effect), and its really unique.
Shadow of Chernobyl is great, but its showing its age. (But there are 2 mods called Complete and LURK that really help graphically)
Clear Sky is good, but its not the strongest. Its just Shadow of Chernobyl with updated graphics and weapon upgrading trees.
Call of Pripyat is the least buggy, but its not as large (3 large maps vs 7-9 smaller maps) and can be really easy once you know everything (you can farm basicaly) Check Moddb for some mods (Atmosfear is one I would recommend)
I'd say either SoC or CoP, but get some mods.

A pretty good way to think of it is like Resident Evil 4, but in Urkraine and in first person. Same kind of horror atmosphere. (You're not helpless, but still very my in terror) Thats my advice.
User avatar #131 to #126 - liquidvoodoo
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thank you very much for the recommendation, mi amigo!
#135 to #131 - hourlyb
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No problem bro!
No problem bro!
#174 to #92 - directorbison
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i'm more afraid of this guy freaking double chain saw
#2 - biebergotswag
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well, video games are not life.
well, video games are not life.
User avatar #204 to #2 - TittyCinnamon
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you're so bad at trolling haha
User avatar #169 to #2 - directorbison
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speak for your self
#192 to #2 - anon id: 55e0c6ac
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your new here aren't you?
#254 to #2 - mehmus
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I don't actually dislike Bieber that much, but your comments are making me hate him
#29 to #2 - harbingerwolf
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Should we neg thumb him in the hope his troll level lust if fulfilled and he moves on?   
Or thumb him up to piss them off?   
   
#1stworldproblems.
Should we neg thumb him in the hope his troll level lust if fulfilled and he moves on?
Or thumb him up to piss them off?

#1stworldproblems.
#34 to #29 - fatspartan
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I'm gonna go Neutral Jing and do nothing.
#49 to #34 - snowshark
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If you're not doing anything we could go ride the mail-slide together?
#51 to #49 - fatspartan
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User avatar #154 to #29 - Durp
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Why not just ignore? I've got his posts on "hide all" so I don't even see them.
User avatar #61 to #29 - epicpoke
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Is that picture the only picture you have? I have seen you thrice
User avatar #48 to #29 - christmouth
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Don't do anything, and rid him off the attention that feeds him.
#30 to #29 - thatsnumberwang
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We shouldn't thumb him either way
#35 to #30 - harbingerwolf
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True, but at the time i posted fools had already neg thumbed him a bit.
User avatar #47 to #35 - iassume
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Yeah, but look at his level... People didn't understand from the beginniging on, to do nothing at all
User avatar #5 to #2 - ScottP
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That's true. Your point is?
User avatar #46 to #5 - vileinsect
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he just trolling man. he always post some stupid bieber gif
#209 to #5 - anon id: 74a44d95
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Aight, **** the people who thumbed you up. Now instead of reading a bunch of funny comments on top, I see you addressing a troll. This is not funny. No one laughed at your comment.
User avatar #252 to #209 - ScottP
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k
User avatar #111 to #5 - swampwaterjack
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hes trying to sound smart give em some time
#36 - professorbag
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Not always...
User avatar #205 to #36 - TittyCinnamon
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i tried going there the second the raven dropped me off. i had no idea what i was in for.
#71 - keybladewarrior
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And then there's Dead Space where you don't know if it's dead or alive. Just stomp.
And then there's Dead Space where you don't know if it's dead or alive. Just stomp.
User avatar #102 to #71 - hoponthefeelstrain
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Kill it a couple more times just to make sure.
#87 - envinite
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And then you realize you played a game where the enemies spawns randomly, infinitely .
And then you realize you played a game where the enemies spawns randomly, infinitely .
#84 - germed
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Unless it's a dungeon crawler; sends you down some random path for half an hour just to get to a dead end with a pot containing 20gp.
Unless it's a dungeon crawler; sends you down some random path for half an hour just to get to a dead end with a pot containing 20gp.
User avatar #159 to #84 - gotthembarrels
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Ah, good ol' dungeon crawlers...
#33 - grandlordchicken
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Raiden no, Raiden stop... Raiden that's not how you use a controller... Goddamit raiden.
User avatar #76 to #33 - itsmewaffle
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RULES OF NATURE
#216 to #76 - grandlordchicken
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Goddamit Raiden, for the last time, there are no elekrolytes in the controller, your supposed to use it to play the video game. Alright so you hold it like so and then GODDAMIT RAIDEN STOP TRYING TO ZANDATSU THE CONTROLLER. These cost like 40 bucks. **** it, your paying for them.
#100 to #33 - megavoir
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#202 to #100 - grimmwaters
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My *****, Sunny D
#94 - Lordskull
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#141 to #94 - ZombieSquirrel
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I didn't think the Tomb of Giants was very difficult
#114 to #94 - lastweek
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I hate when people post that gif, Dark Souls is difficult but this gif only shows how bad some players are, not how difficult the game is. It's not like it's difficult to make a gif showing when the game is just owning ones ass instead of when you do something that would have killed you in the majority of games.
I hate when people post that gif, Dark Souls is difficult but this gif only shows how bad some players are, not how difficult the game is. It's not like it's difficult to make a gif showing when the game is just owning ones ass instead of when you do something that would have killed you in the majority of games.
#117 to #114 - Lordskull
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#118 to #117 - lastweek
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Well, not really what I meant but at least it shows how a game can **** with you.
Well, not really what I meant but at least it shows how a game can **** with you.
#121 to #118 - Lordskull
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#122 to #121 - lastweek
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#123 to #122 - Lordskull
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#124 to #123 - lastweek
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Thank you for amusing me when FJ fails.
#125 to #124 - Lordskull
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#128 to #125 - lastweek
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#132 to #130 - lastweek
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#133 to #132 - Lordskull
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User avatar #134 to #133 - lastweek
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Herbert now i want more couldn't find better quality :'(
#136 to #134 - Lordskull
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#137 to #136 - lastweek
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Thanks for a good ride off topic
Thanks for a good ride off topic
#151 - baitdoesnttalkback
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no if you meet enemies it means you lack problem solving skills
#155 to #151 - schneidend
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Enemies are just problems that need solving. With violence.
#178 to #155 - shadowbreech
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#180 to #178 - schneidend
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My favorite Bleach character.
My favorite Bleach character.
User avatar #181 to #180 - shadowbreech
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Then I hope you're reading the Manga because he's kicking ass at a whole new level.
User avatar #183 to #181 - schneidend
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Nah, dawg. I barely got time to read between class, reading for class, writing for class, work, WoW, and Dark Souls II.
User avatar #184 to #183 - shadowbreech
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(03/21/2014) [-]
Oh... that's disappointing... Care for a small spoiler?
User avatar #186 to #184 - schneidend
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(03/21/2014) [-]
Shoot.
#188 to #186 - shadowbreech
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(03/21/2014) [-]
He's facing a guy who can alter reality with his (I think it's male...) imagination. Kenpachi swung at him, but the blade stopped. The guy began explaining how he simply imagined his body being as hard as steel and how his powers work, so Kenpachi sliced his arm off and began explaining how easy it was.
<-Kenpachi's face when he claims to be the strongest in his entire faction