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arkis ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
If it tried that **** to a maine coon it would be dead quicker than **** . Maine coons are not only one of the biggest domestic cats but they are one of the ******* grumpiest mother ******* around, every single one I've been around has been grumpy as **** ( typically loved me though) I had one as a pet and she ******* chased down more than one pitbull, at one point one my mom was watching for my uncle kept ******* with her to the point she had enough and sunk all her claws into his face so deep she had to be physically removed dog never bothered her again after that.
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reggaemortis (01/12/2016) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about that mouse, you little bitch? I’ll have you know it graduated top of it's class in the Navy Seals, and has been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and it has over 300 confirmed kills. It is trained in gorilla warfare and it's the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You and your coon are nothing to it but just another target. It will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** about that mouse over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak it is contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. It can be anywhere, anytime, and it can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with it's whiskers. Not only is it extensively trained in whisk combat, but it has access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and it will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. It will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo. By the way here's a picture of his cousin in the Middle Ages.