Very Witty Title. Very witty description.. Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim' s whore house. You got the dough. we got the hoe." Why d tags are shit
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Very Witty Title

Very Witty Title. Very witty description.. Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim' s whore house. You got the dough. we got the hoe." Why d

Very witty description.

Next time a blocked
number calls you answer
like this: “Jim' s whore
house. You got the dough.
we got the hoe."
Why does this not have any
notes'?
lol no "Nashville sperm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it,
how may I help you'?"
Henderson' s Morgue, you stab
em. we slab em. this is Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas Crematorium you kill 'ern we
grill 'ern how can I direct your call'?"
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User avatar #4 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
california abortion clinic, we bring out the kid in you.
User avatar #8 - obidomkenobi (07/20/2014) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs, if you like Hot Dogs, you'll love Dick's!
User avatar #13 - ewl ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
daves abotion clinic, you rape em, we scrape them
#5 - sirgenerico (07/20/2014) [-]
New Jersey abortion clinic, "no fetus can beat us!"
#39 - sniperdawg (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
User avatar #11 - Loppytaffy (07/20/2014) [-]
"(Location) Dogs Home, Jack Russel speaking"
#18 - Sanno ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"home of the whopper, what's your beef?"
#7 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Rogers abortion clinic and pizzeria, "Your loss is our sauce !"
#30 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - owemiegawd (07/20/2014) [-]
"city morgue you stab em we slab em, some go to heaven some go to hello how may i help you"
#46 - drfirebug ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Happy clown abortion clinic, we bring out the child in you!
User avatar #36 - lorddarkskull (07/20/2014) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
User avatar #32 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Jeffs Brothel and Daycare. How may I direct your call?

Gary's Rest Home and Butcher, how may I help you?
User avatar #50 - angelious (07/20/2014) [-]
my sister once answered to the phone "nasarets nail shop jesus on the phone how may i help"



te one who picked the phone up was the local priest...who was also her employer
User avatar #48 - JNS (07/20/2014) [-]
Jim's Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
#26 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Womyn Counceling Clinic, FEMINISM ISNT A ******* JOKE!
#25 - cptantilles (07/20/2014) [-]
Bob's taxidermy, you snuff it, we stuff it.
#24 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
"Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?"
"Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."

That's all I've got...
User avatar #3 - sumerfag ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
my dad used to work at BK and the phone phone at BK wrong but his boss was busy so he asked him to answer it and I can't remember exactly what he said but it was something about a shop that shaved beavers
User avatar #2 - skittyjess (07/20/2014) [-]
my dad likes to tell the story of when he answered a phone at work that would not stop ringing with "Pete's pin service, which prick would you like?" it was is boss, he says the warning was worth the look on everyone's faces.
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