Very Witty Title. Very witty description.. Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim' s whore house. You got the dough. we got the hoe." Why d tags are shit

Very Witty Title

Very witty description.

Next time a blocked
number calls you answer
like this: “Jim' s whore
house. You got the dough.
we got the hoe."
Why does this not have any
notes'?
lol no "Nashville sperm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it,
how may I help you'?"
Henderson' s Morgue, you stab
em. we slab em. this is Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas Crematorium you kill 'ern we
grill 'ern how can I direct your call'?"
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Submitted: 07/19/2014
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User avatar #4 - bleachedpheather (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
california abortion clinic, we bring out the kid in you.
User avatar #8 - obidomkenobi (07/20/2014) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs, if you like Hot Dogs, you'll love Dick's!
User avatar #13 - ewl (07/20/2014) [-]
daves abotion clinic, you rape em, we scrape them
#5 - sirgenerico (07/20/2014) [-]
New Jersey abortion clinic, "no fetus can beat us!"
#39 - sniperdawg (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
User avatar #11 - Loppytaffy (07/20/2014) [-]
"(Location) Dogs Home, Jack Russel speaking"
#18 - Sanno (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"home of the whopper, what's your beef?"
#7 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Rogers abortion clinic and pizzeria, "Your loss is our sauce !"
User avatar #6 - owemiegawd (07/20/2014) [-]
"city morgue you stab em we slab em, some go to heaven some go to hello how may i help you"
#46 - drfirebug ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Happy clown abortion clinic, we bring out the child in you!
User avatar #36 - lorddarkskull (07/20/2014) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
User avatar #32 - thatguyontheright (07/20/2014) [-]
Jeffs Brothel and Daycare. How may I direct your call?

Gary's Rest Home and Butcher, how may I help you?
#52 - maxsexington (07/20/2014) [-]
Hello "Dirty Sally's sport bar, liquor in the front and Poker in the back, how can i help you"
#50 - angelious ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
my sister once answered to the phone "nasarets nail shop jesus on the phone how may i help"



te one who picked the phone up was the local priest...who was also her employer
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#17 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
no joke my friends dad called me i didnt know it was him i answer the phone "joes abortion clinic you rape em, we scrape em how may i help you" then he hung up i dont talk to them anymore
User avatar #16 - toosexyforyou (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
the reason it doesn't have any notes is because this ****** old as **** and everyone heard all the funny ones 10 years ago.
#15 - akselrk (07/20/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #14 - BILLYBAM (07/20/2014) [-]
good god why would eightball work in a morgue its supposed to be joes poolroom you cue it we screw it eightball speaking
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