Very Witty Title. Very witty description.. Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim' s whore house. You got the dough. we got the hoe." Why d tags are shit
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Very Witty Title

Very witty description.

Next time a blocked
number calls you answer
like this: “Jim' s whore
house. You got the dough.
we got the hoe."
Why does this not have any
notes'?
lol no "Nashville sperm bank,
you squeeze it we freeze it,
how may I help you'?"
Henderson' s Morgue, you stab
em. we slab em. this is Eight Ball
speaking."
Texas Crematorium you kill 'ern we
grill 'ern how can I direct your call'?"
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Submitted: 07/19/2014
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User avatar #4 - bleachedpheather ONLINE (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
california abortion clinic, we bring out the kid in you.
User avatar #8 - obidomkenobi (07/20/2014) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs, if you like Hot Dogs, you'll love Dick's!
User avatar #13 - ewl (07/20/2014) [-]
daves abotion clinic, you rape em, we scrape them
#5 - sirgenerico (07/20/2014) [-]
New Jersey abortion clinic, "no fetus can beat us!"
#39 - sniperdawg (07/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
Welcome to Esthers Slave emporium, we ship em you whip em.
User avatar #11 - Loppytaffy (07/20/2014) [-]
"(Location) Dogs Home, Jack Russel speaking"
#18 - Sanno (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"home of the whopper, what's your beef?"
#7 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Rogers abortion clinic and pizzeria, "Your loss is our sauce !"
#30 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - owemiegawd (07/20/2014) [-]
"city morgue you stab em we slab em, some go to heaven some go to hello how may i help you"
#46 - drfirebug (07/20/2014) [-]
Happy clown abortion clinic, we bring out the child in you!
User avatar #36 - lorddarkskull (07/20/2014) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
User avatar #32 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
Jeffs Brothel and Daycare. How may I direct your call?

Gary's Rest Home and Butcher, how may I help you?
User avatar #28 - xenoquack (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Funnyjunk content, if it's from Tumblr, we'll repost it.
User avatar #34 to #28 - riptydes (07/20/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk, if it's from another website; we'll complain about it.
User avatar #27 - huskygunner (07/20/2014) [-]
Last time someone called from a blocked number I answered with a panicked voice; "I've done what you've asked, what do I do with the body, and when will I see my wife again?" All I heard was a shuffling of the uncomfortable party on the other end and then the call was terminated.
#26 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Womyn Counceling Clinic, FEMINISM ISNT A ******* JOKE!
#25 - cptantilles (07/20/2014) [-]
Bob's taxidermy, you snuff it, we stuff it.
#24 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
"Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?"
"Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."

That's all I've got...
#21 - draumrdras ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
"Joe's Abortion and Pizzeria, Your loss is our sauce. How may I help you?"
User avatar #19 - franklyimaperson (07/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
'Bill's Butchers, you kill it we cook it'
User avatar #20 to #19 - samoaspider (07/20/2014) [-]
or "Roadkill restaurant - you kill it, we grill it!
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