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Valentines revenge

She threated an mesa I
asked het to be my
Valera. tittered took her
thaw, tonal her Giotto
bring. he. r purse, I got
this, .39 we.. ordered and
the tonal we lo
I told: her I was
going to the bathroom,.
but instead I tat
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Submitted: 08/19/2014
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User avatar #5 - itumblr (08/19/2014) [+] (44 replies)
What a ******* douchebag! Couldn't he just politely dump her? Why did he have to make her do such a horrible thing?
#6 to #5 - junkbumpkin ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
What a ******* slut! Couldn't she have just dumped him? Why did she have to do such a horrible thing?

Cheaters are cheaters get whatever they deserve
#27 - nudybooty (08/20/2014) [+] (13 replies)
#1 - daftiduck ONLINE (08/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
That's a dick move.
#9 - itumblr has deleted their comment [+] (17 replies)
User avatar #21 to #9 - holyscorpionqueen (08/20/2014) [-]
She kinda deserved it ...
#36 - Digitalphear (08/20/2014) [+] (6 replies)
He should stop raping her.
He should stop raping her.
#7 - xgolgothax (08/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In my area they don't ask you to wash dishes, they just have you arrested.
#124 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
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User avatar #58 - lotengo ONLINE (08/20/2014) [+] (26 replies)
fun fact, if you eat at a restaurant and then decide to leave without paying the waiting staff cant actually do anything to stop you from walking out.

User avatar #68 to #67 - bitchitroll (08/20/2014) [-]
well i live in a town of 18k people and my grandparents have run this restaurant for over 50 years so they know majority of the customers. if somebody forgets their wallet rarely happens and claims to know my grandmother we will call her and ask her what she wants us to do and she usually lets them pay next time they come in and if they dont know her they will call somebody to bring some money. if they dine and dash we call the police. one time this whore i went to school with showed up and ate. she had a short conversation with me, asked me for a refill, and ran out the door without paying when i walked away to get her refill. i called the police and gave her name and place of employment and called her boss and informed him of what she did.
#39 - fefe (08/20/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Am I the only one wondering what kind of ******* meal comes to $322.57?
User avatar #100 to #39 - mussyo ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
An expensive one.
#158 - cdmin (08/20/2014) [-]
from all the things that didnt happen, this didnt happen the most
User avatar #107 - landerp (08/20/2014) [-]
Bro, I just so happened to be deep enough in the kitchen of this restaurant to see that your girl was washing dishes (and yes, I got close enough at a good angle to confirm that it was in fact her) and although you are most likely well aware of what day it is today I find it necessary to point out the fact that this incident occurred on Valentine's Day. Based on this observation I assume that she has a job working at this restaurant, but for whatever reason I have decided to present this dilemma to you in the form of a statement in which (if my assumption is correct) you will simply confirm that your girlfriend does in fact have a dish washing job at this particular restaurant.

My girlfriend does not have a dish washing job at this particular restaurant.

I am genuinely surprised and at the same time slightly confused. As stated before I did indeed see her washing dishes at this particular restaurant.

Quite the contrary. She was unfaithful on our relationship so I decided to pull an elaborate hoax that involved spending the majority of my Valentine's Day with this person that I do not like just so that I can inconvenience her by making her pay off the bill. This hoax is of course based off of the assumption that the restaurant will force the remaining patron to perform physical labor to pay off the bill rather than calling the police or using security footage and information provided my my girlfriend to track me down after abandoning my overly expensive bill halfway through our meal. That is all.
#156 - motherfugler (08/20/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Because you can see the people who clean the dishes in restaurants.

Everyone who thinks this happened is ******* dumb.

"Epic lolz op! You showed her!"
User avatar #4 - helterskeletor (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Do restaurant owners really allow that?
and how long would someone have to work to pay off the debt?
And why don't homeless people do this?
User avatar #14 to #4 - chuckbob ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Well if they work minimum wage, it'd be about 40 hours of work.
User avatar #134 - thiotez (08/20/2014) [-]
Can you still pay it like that?
#165 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
#147 - immaculatefelpi (08/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>implying you can't call someone
> friends
>get a ******* friend or relative to get your ******* purse

so many ways of getting out of this without having to do anything like that.
User avatar #127 - fukkendragonite (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Deserved it, but an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Just leave the bitch and never contact her again.

Of course, that's implying this is real
User avatar #133 to #127 - travishein (08/20/2014) [-]
Guys listen...guys...hey listen. I have managed several restaurants, and I can assure you this does not happen. Have you ever heard of liability? If said girl was doing dishes and cut her finger off with a kitchen knife, she'd be an instant millionaire. That 322 dollars is hardly worth the risk (I worked for one restaurant that did close to 5 million in sales every year). We would simply get their contact information (usually by verifying with a picture I.D.) and tell them they would need to come pay the bill in a reasonable amount of time. They would usually return later or within a couple of days and pay. If not, we would contact the local police and press charges. It's really not that big of a deal.
User avatar #34 - iliketomop (08/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what the actual **** i've never been to a 'fancy' restaurant, but how the **** does the total for 2 people total to $322.57?
i hope the guy at least paid for the tip
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