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lean (12/14/2015) [-] Axe doesn't smell bad when you use it like a proper cologne and not like Auschwitz gas chambers
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pyjamadog (12/14/2015) [-] Yeah exactly. i don't know what the ******** is all about. personally i like the 2012 edition or chocolate one. i've got a natural body odor, which doesn't smell that bad, BUT it eliminates or ***** up the scent of normal parfum. but axe for some reason helps me with that and so it makes me feel confident. confident enough to take on alot of women at the same time. i guess that's what the commercials are all about. or maybe it's just a metaphor of how women prefer men with axes i unno
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penguinprince (12/14/2015) [-] **penguinprince used "*roll picture*"**
**penguinprince rolled image**Many of my female friends told me that they actually like the "chocolate one".
The problem is rather the amount of Axe many people use.
**penguinprince rolled image**Many of my female friends told me that they actually like the "chocolate one".
The problem is rather the amount of Axe many people use.
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battlebrotherlayn (12/14/2015) [-] I had a friend come to school wearing chocolate axe... Once...
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cloakndagger (12/15/2015) [-] God dammit, Layn, he just smelled like chocolate, you didn't have to eat him, you fat **** .
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fiveblackmen (12/15/2015) [-] I believe the problem there is that people think that they don't need to shower for a week if they use a ton of cologne. You would have a similar problem if you went a week without bathing and tried to cover it with deodorant. Remember, deodorant/cologne is not a replacement for bathing.
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fiveblackmen (12/15/2015) [-] I didn't say they didn't. All I said is that the people that usually smell like BO and cologne are people that don't take regular showers. Most people that play sports or go to the gym will shower soon afterwards and don't smell like swamp ass.
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justtocomment (12/15/2015) [-]
It is body spray. Which is a type of deodorant. Cologne is also a type of deodorant. Athletes use anti-perspirant, which is another kind of deodorant.
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donbionicle (12/15/2015) [-] Yeah, but at that point is it being poisoned by harmful gas or being asphyxiated by lack of oxygen?
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newfeliperuiz (12/15/2015) [-] This **** and a stick of deodorant were the only things in my gym bag in high school. Their body washes are actually really good.
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priestoftheoldones (12/15/2015) [-] These ****** know how to advertise, and make good deodorant.
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trolljunkusa (12/15/2015) [-] it drys my skin out unlike actual cologne but it does smell nice.
Some are a little too sweet for my taste however
Some are a little too sweet for my taste however
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angelusprimus (12/15/2015) [-] Old Spice pulled one of the best rebranding campaigns ever.
That **** should be taught in schools for anyone who wants to work in advertisement.
Until just few years ago, Old Spice was "Granpa's smell" stuff that people over 60 wore.
Then they go with "I'm on a horse" and "I AM HUGE ASS ***** AND THINGS ARE EXPLODING!" and totally rebrand themselves.
That **** was awesome.
That **** should be taught in schools for anyone who wants to work in advertisement.
Until just few years ago, Old Spice was "Granpa's smell" stuff that people over 60 wore.
Then they go with "I'm on a horse" and "I AM HUGE ASS ***** AND THINGS ARE EXPLODING!" and totally rebrand themselves.
That **** was awesome.
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oceanfrank (12/15/2015) [-] I feel like people who teach marketing don't seem to emphasize how much better a brand can be if it's humorous. Humor and comedy in a commercial or advertisements makes it seem like you connect with your consumer as if they were your bro or like a member of the family where you can joke around about innocent things or just make inside jokes with each other and it creates a sense of family or just a sense of, "I like this person/brand because they make me smile/feel good, plus their products aren't half bad." so many marketing classes teach you to be as professional as possible which works if you're asking for donations or for marketing your firm job positions but they feel like it should be that way for all commercials and that's kind of ******** .
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psychotayto (12/14/2015) [-] Do people even wear bodyspray anymore? Last time i wore bodyspray i was like 16
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supercookieduster (12/15/2015) [-] i use spray **** or cologne usually. guess i just dont like people smell
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infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-] Same, I shower about twice a day anyway, if I do I use some like hypoallergenic mineral water mix, works surprisingly well.
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infinitereaper (12/15/2015) [-] I find it really good for smothering my chronic pain relaxing my muscles, their are health benefits, my back can get kinda dry but I'm working on that
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creamymcgee (12/14/2015) [-] I have two cans I rarely use that I bought like 3 years ago.
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psychotayto (12/15/2015) [-] No i like my normal body smell and my body wash.
I don't use body spray, I've used cologne before for important occasions but i usually just go without anything
I don't use body spray, I've used cologne before for important occasions but i usually just go without anything
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therealhodor (12/15/2015) [-]
Ah, I like to stick with a subtle amount of the same cologne every day. I like to think it helps you stand out from the people around you.
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logicalfallacyref (12/15/2015) [-] Ad hominem fallacy! Attacking the person to discredit the argument rather than addressing the argument
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logicalfallacyref (12/15/2015) [-] Appeal to accomplishment fallacy. Attempting to distract from your mistake by listing personal accomplishments
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magicmatchsticks (12/15/2015) [-] You've got a good concept for a themed account, but that's only halfway there. Now you have to be funny or insightful rather than just another pain in the ass.
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testaburger (12/15/2015) [-] Troll account! Being a waste of space and oxygen, resulting in being blocked and hidden.
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kurbeh (12/15/2015) [-] I remember back in P.E. at school.
After we were done every single guy would wipe out some sort of deodorant. All of them. Fifthteen different ones or so.
Smelled like absolut **** .
After we were done every single guy would wipe out some sort of deodorant. All of them. Fifthteen different ones or so.
Smelled like absolut **** .
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sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
We didn't have showers after PE in school, deodorant is better than nothing.
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sacrilegious (12/15/2015) [-]
Still didn't have that, unless you wanted fifty people to file past the five bathroom sinks.
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gavnthsociopth (12/15/2015) [-] **gavnthsociopth used "*roll picture*"**
**gavnthsociopth rolled image**I read an article headline about a school temporarily closing down because a bunch of sixth graders sprayed a bunch of Axe.
**gavnthsociopth rolled image**I read an article headline about a school temporarily closing down because a bunch of sixth graders sprayed a bunch of Axe.
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burntpixles (12/15/2015) [-] People busted the cans against lockers at my high school and then chucked them at each other
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harrykuntz (12/15/2015) [-] I'm an old spice guy BEARGLOVE! , if bitches don't like that they can take it up with Terry Crews
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DeathclawRulez (12/15/2015) [-] When Terry yells at me to buy something, I go and buy it.
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harrykuntz (12/15/2015) [-] Hell yeah, my ***** . Not to mention old spice has the best ad campaigns ever
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theJackal (12/15/2015) [-] PUNY HUMANS! The only Axe I, the Great Jorgen Von Strangle, use is the one I use to deal out de-wingings to the anti-faries!
I, myself, am husband to the most wonderful fairy in Fairy world, not because of my smell but because of my magnificent muscles!!
Now that I have made my point:
SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!!
I, myself, am husband to the most wonderful fairy in Fairy world, not because of my smell but because of my magnificent muscles!!
Now that I have made my point:
SCRAMBLE THE FAIRIES!!
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nudybooty (12/14/2015) [-] Yeah but when you plaster your face in make up people can just simply ignore your face. When you bathe in Axe people can't just ignore your stench.
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fredlorz (12/15/2015) [-] i like the smell of axe, it smells cleen. if you are cleen that is. it is not a Substitution for showering.
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mindfeeder (12/15/2015) [-] Back when I was 16 (which was in 1998), I absolutely loved Axe Inca. That stuff's off the shelves since 2000, I think, but I'd still like to smell it once more. I bet that would bring back some memories locked away in the forgotten corners of my brain, for sure.
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virtualsloth (12/14/2015) [-]
But I want to smell like **** so people won't sit next to me in a bus.
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sweetellie (12/15/2015) [-] Didn't Chris think using Axe alone could be a replacement for actually showering?
Imagine how he ****** smells.
Imagine how he ****** smells.
