Vader's Armour. . DARTH VADER' S ARMOUR The suit provided a wide variety of systems, the most important among them a complex breathing apparatus, and gave Vader
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Vader's Armour

DARTH VADER' S ARMOUR
The suit provided a wide variety of systems, the most important
among them a complex breathing apparatus, and gave Vader relatively free
movement. His armour was made mostly of Durasteel
chambers built, in which he could remove his mask and suit and still survive.
However, Vader longed to be less dependent on his armour
Various displays inside Vader' s helmet supplied him with a steady stream
of data amplifying his already formidable connection to the Force. His helmet' s
eye coverings provided infrared and ultraviolet vision, allowing Vader to see
clearly even in complete darkness
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Besides protection, his helmet stuck needles into Vader' s skin when fixed in place
which feed neurological data on brainwave activity to the central chest computer
and possessed radiator conduction pads were installed into the helmet as
a means to allow excess heat to bleed through the metal surface
The shoulder armour weighed 12. 2 kg overall, was resistant to both blasters
and energy blades. A drawback, however, is that its weight made it difficult for
Vader to raise his lightsaber to full height, though he could still raise
his hands above his head, but with great difficulty
Vader wore a padded, multiplay body glove that covered everything
below his neck. The flexible, quilted suit was
and was made of a fireproof material that provided some protection
against flames and corrosive gasses. There was also a gasket within
a suit that accesses the cartridge containing chemicals
to lessen Vader' s perception of pan
Darth Vader' s right glove that covered his cybernetic hand was constructed
using were man' s indestructible Sith amulets. The gloves, or gauntlets, were
also made of a Microsites Mandalorian iron weave to protect Vader against
glancing lightsaber blows, as well as deflecting a direct hit from a blaster bolt
The suit was equipped with a sensitive system
which could be controlled by a function box on his belt. This unit was
powerful enough to allow Vader to walk the surface
of Hoth without any additional protection
The synthsage that substituted for the skin that was seared
from his bones on Mustafar itched incessantly, and his body
needed to be periodically cleansed and scrubbed of necrotic
flesh, and the incessant rasp of his breathing interfered with
his ability to rest, let alone sleep
Vader' s shiny black combat boots contained durasteel that hinged on the
sides of the foot of the boot to allow him to walk. The boots soles
also contained a ferromagnetic core which could be activated by
Vader' s controls to generate a strong
magnetic fields to cling to starship hulls
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User avatar #12 - psychadelicace ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (17 replies)
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Tomorrow Imperial Ships and something Non-Star Wars just the once depending how well it does
#6 - iownalll (04/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
It's quite flexible suit...
It's quite flexible suit...
User avatar #4 - obsidicus (04/02/2014) [+] (12 replies)
dude if i was him i would have just killed myself. There's no point living that kind of painful existence.
User avatar #9 to #4 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
he tried, multiple times....even brought down a building on top of his head. He managed to survive it. killed everyone but him.
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#36 - chozodark ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#40 - dafogman (04/02/2014) [+] (10 replies)
#72 - atomschlumpf (04/02/2014) [+] (11 replies)
This seems fitting on a Vader post
#56 - pappathethird (04/02/2014) [-]
mfw darth vader facts
#91 - kinkyjim ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I like how the armour restricts his ability to raise his lightsaber above his head; When Anakin was always doing this in the prequels
#103 - serlucane (04/02/2014) [-]
If I was Darth Vader I'd too would want a fireproof suit after nearly once being burned alive...

Great comp OP as always.
#18 - boxofwonderz ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#139 - wwhhaaq (04/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
holy **** , that last fact is nightmare fuel
"sir, we've destroyed vader's cruiser! there were no survivors!"
"yes! this is a great victory for the rebel alliance"
"certainly sir, here, out this viewport you can see the remains of the bastard's ship"
"ah, let me see"
* ******* darth vader pulling a ******* twilight zone gremlin on the ship*
#114 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Some things you didn't mention:   
Vader's armor actually sucks massive cock.   
   
When it was made for him, it had to be hastily constructed and because of that, it was poorly fitting and was horribly outdated.   
It had 						********					 of problems, including but not limited to: the armor of the knees and elbows was improperly sized so they would catch on the fabric all the time; his boots were so heavy that it made it very difficult to walk, which is why he walks the way he does but he used that to his advantage and made his gait something to intimidate people and it works; if his chest computer were to be damaged, he would most likely die; his whole suit could be turned off and he would be rendered immobile with a push of a button on his chest and he had to develop an entire lightsaber fighting style just to protect it, which is why he holds his lightsaber right in front of him (said style utilizes many vertical chops and side sweeps due to his very limited mobility). Many more problems than I mentioned but I don't remember.   
   
A little before 0 BBY, he was given the option to upgrade to a fully state-of-the-art suit that was perfectly fitted just to him that would correct almost every single problem he had with his current one and make him a billion times more awesome, but in order to upgrade he would need to be out of his current suit and thus off life support for quite a while while being put into the new one, so he turned the offer down because it had a very high risk of him dying.
Some things you didn't mention:
Vader's armor actually sucks massive cock.

When it was made for him, it had to be hastily constructed and because of that, it was poorly fitting and was horribly outdated.
It had ******** of problems, including but not limited to: the armor of the knees and elbows was improperly sized so they would catch on the fabric all the time; his boots were so heavy that it made it very difficult to walk, which is why he walks the way he does but he used that to his advantage and made his gait something to intimidate people and it works; if his chest computer were to be damaged, he would most likely die; his whole suit could be turned off and he would be rendered immobile with a push of a button on his chest and he had to develop an entire lightsaber fighting style just to protect it, which is why he holds his lightsaber right in front of him (said style utilizes many vertical chops and side sweeps due to his very limited mobility). Many more problems than I mentioned but I don't remember.

A little before 0 BBY, he was given the option to upgrade to a fully state-of-the-art suit that was perfectly fitted just to him that would correct almost every single problem he had with his current one and make him a billion times more awesome, but in order to upgrade he would need to be out of his current suit and thus off life support for quite a while while being put into the new one, so he turned the offer down because it had a very high risk of him dying.
User avatar #39 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
...apparently darth vader has a tomb on korriban that was never used.
#31 - Wallaq (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
these are awesome thanks op.   
   
 have you done one with Han Solo?
these are awesome thanks op.

have you done one with Han Solo?
#206 - vishnarg (04/03/2014) [-]
(i actually did but this gif is awesome)
(i actually did but this gif is awesome)
#315 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i hate starwars
#42 - jimboismynameo (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
not surprising then that palpatine kept trying have vader replaced    
   
what does strike me as surprising is that despite all the limitations he still manages to kill many powerful jedi masters
not surprising then that palpatine kept trying have vader replaced

what does strike me as surprising is that despite all the limitations he still manages to kill many powerful jedi masters
User avatar #16 - enemyoftrn (04/02/2014) [+] (20 replies)
That armour is keeping him alive and give him constant pain. No wonder he is always ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
User avatar #17 to #16 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
he's not angry all the time.
#136 - exorbis (04/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
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