Uterus punch. . File 1 _ 0340. KB, 5555111, asuras ) 5 be 18 5 meet cute girl at friend' s party 5 she' s all over me for some reason 5 some of the stuff she sa
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Uterus punch

File 1 _ 0340. KB, 5555111, asuras )
5 be 18
5 meet cute girl at friend' s party
5 she' s all over me for some reason
5 some of the stuff she says seems sketchy, like looking for a soulmate and ****
5 whatever, she has great tits and drunk as balls
**** yeah she starts making out with me
5 we look for some privacy
5 yeah seems fine
5 gives me a b]
5 takes off her panties and says she wants it
5 we start to ****
5 pretty tight, not a virgin but watev **** is cash
5 start slamming her
she wraps her legs around me and begs me to cum inside
5 not sure it want
5 she says she' s on the pill
5 ***********
5 splort inside, feels good man
5 after I pull out she starts pushing we back into her pussy
5 seems hot but I' m like wat
5 she tells me she was lying about being on the pill
wants to get pregnant so I' ll stay with her forever
5 I Mo the **** out
5 Enter BEASTMODE
5 Hit her in the stomach with a lightning screw Uppercut
5 It cnts her uterus so hard it bursts
5 She starts throwing up blood
5 I autoshare into a sick 45 hit combo
5 She smashes through the wall and onto some people at the party
Channel my into . 3 Final Casher Blast
5 Obliterates the house
5 No survivors
5 1200 , Style Skill Damage
5 **** given rating []_' lat.
Cl Anonymous [}T! l] El. (Sat) 07: 20 m 849471
OH ***** LAUGHED
SC) HARD
KB, assess, bateman )
autoshare into a sick 45 hit
combo
haven' t laughed this hard in a
while. stay classy,
DRUG BOEARD 1' 1 (Sat) 07: 27 No. 1 [11 849865
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slick 45 kick combo
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Submitted: 10/16/2013
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#1 - johncaveson **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Son, you made me proud..."
#5 - shmooo (10/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
he was naked for the whole fight
he was naked for the whole fight
#15 - riggyrigs (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
hfw
hfw
#23 - aryastarkismywaifu (10/17/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>45 hit combo   
Get on my level
>45 hit combo
Get on my level
#11 - jopangel (10/17/2013) [-]
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#22 - funnyfuuuuuu (10/17/2013) [-]
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#10 - cosmicbeaner (10/17/2013) [-]
SSS.
SSS.
#33 - Indubidubly (10/17/2013) [-]
hfw 45 hit combo
hfw 45 hit combo
#14 - maaarknuuuut (10/17/2013) [-]
auto chain into a sick 45 hit combo
#19 - oldemordi (10/17/2013) [-]
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#9 - andmann (10/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - altairtheassassin (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** I loved Asura's Wrath
#6 - mr skeltal (10/17/2013) [-]
>1200 XP, Style S+ Rank S+ Damage S+
>1200 XP, Style S+ Rank S+ Damage S+
#2 - ykaliber (10/16/2013) [-]
Old but gold... always gets me.
Old but gold... always gets me.
User avatar #24 - baine (10/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anybody else see this coming?
#8 - ffinfinity (10/17/2013) [-]
That was amazing 						******					 lol'd
That was amazing ****** lol'd
#38 - octaviano (10/17/2013) [-]
I missed this 						****					.   
It's old as balls, but damn, I laughed so hard when I read it first.
I missed this **** .
It's old as balls, but damn, I laughed so hard when I read it first.
#30 - greycommotion (10/17/2013) [-]
Picture if anyone wants it.
#29 - jamesisawesome (10/17/2013) [-]
I feel like I should have expected this.
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