Useless inventions, part 2!
The sound bubble
Now introducing, the sound bubble!
fit really doesnt get any better than an
empty room and a phone.) Want to smell
your partners breath? Want to know how
stupid you look when putting your head in
this? Well, use the sound bubble!
Yes, weve all seen it, but who wants
to forget it? the potty putter now
gives you the ability to shit, AND
make WYS? foot holes! WSW! its like
professional golfing, only the golf
club smells funny now!
Cigarette pack holder
Hone wasnt enough, HOW ABOUTIT?
The cigarette pack holder will get you
cancer in a years flat! now thats a deal!
Want to keep your makeout on
AND shower, with all the side
effects of acne, accidental suicide
and suffocation? Well, this is the
treat for you! Simply put this on,
and suffer the concequences of
Prosthetic dog balls
Remember when you got your dogs
nuts removed? ever feel bad about
how much pain your dog is in
emotionally? yes? Well give your dog
some fake balls! shove these things in
his hasley sack and he will feel like he
hasnt had half of his manhood
Subway ch unrest
Want to look like you have a
disability that only you have, and
only on subway rides? Now
introducing, the subway shiniest! its
better use as a guitar stand and
deffinitely wont fit in your pocket,
its a good gadget for embarassing