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User avatar #1 - stankebottoms (12/28/2015) [-]
The tortoise is juicing.
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#7 to #1 - chris chris (12/28/2015) [-]
tortoise juice is a terrible idea, not that you asked. i just thought you should know i thought of a thing, and the thing isnt good
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User avatar #27 to #7 - velho (12/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, tortoises totally jams the juice extractors.
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#64 to #27 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Not funny
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User avatar #74 to #64 - smartythechicken ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
absolutely 5/7 funny, you asshat
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User avatar #70 to #65 - qnamanmanga (12/29/2015) [-]
Put a dick there.
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#62 - rmoran (12/29/2015) [-]
**rmoran used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**rmoran rolls 088**
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User avatar #67 to #62 - doctorprofessornv (12/29/2015) [-]
witchcraft.gif
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User avatar #69 to #62 - schneidend (12/29/2015) [-]
Check 'em quickly .
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User avatar #18 - maxismahname (12/29/2015) [-]
They both look fly as hell

Fun fact: He's worth about 30 million
Another fun fact: Playing Rocket League is the closest I've gotten to being athletic
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#12 - trollzman (12/29/2015) [-]
Did anyone else notice that Usain Bolt looks like KSIOlajidebt?
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#60 to #12 - afaik (12/29/2015) [-]
I doubted that was Bolt until I scrolled down cause that's what I thought.
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User avatar #21 to #2 - electrickwalrus ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
It's funny, people back then used to care if it was but now they don't.
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User avatar #59 to #2 - listerthepessimist (12/29/2015) [-]
your point being?
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User avatar #72 to #61 - listerthepessimist (12/29/2015) [-]
sorry to hear that
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#13 to #2 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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User avatar #55 to #13 - newdevyx (12/29/2015) [-]
What the **** ?
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User avatar #73 to #55 - zetsuboukamina (12/29/2015) [-]
Looks like Naruto and Momma Nine tailed fox
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#20 to #2 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
See, it's because you're always negative and offensive about stuff that's better left alone that no one likes you.
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User avatar #75 to #15 - dgurevich (12/29/2015) [-]
Gantz: The Abridged Finale (Pt. 1 of 2)
go to 1:59
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#33 to #2 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
Nobody cares.
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#34 to #33 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
35 people seem to
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#35 to #34 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
Let me rephrase that. Nobody cares like you do. To some people, it is not a repost, and they are grateful to see it, like me. Other people still find it funny, and do not care that it's a repost.
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#36 to #35 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
"Nobody cares like you do"
G-Gee , I wasn't expecting a compliment like that.... Thanks mew...
You have a nice way of.... wording things!
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#37 to #36 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
Well, it wasn't originally intended to be a compliment.
Seems like I've messed up again.
But it wasn't meant to be hateful. Just....Neutral.
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#38 to #37 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
O-Hoh...
Let's make it positive ;)
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#39 to #38 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
...Says the person bringing bees into the conversation...
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#40 to #39 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Birds and the bees ;)
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#41 to #40 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
It's gonna have to. Bee's are the spawn of Satan.
And you brought them in front of me.
And now you expect me to sucky-sucky.
...
Go.
**** .
Your.
Self.
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#43 to #42 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
...Now you insult my design?
I suppose you think you're funny. Really funny.
Or just desperate. Either way it's sad.
Complimenting people, flirting with them, and trying to...R P www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiCm8N7-O_U
You think I'm going to play your game, play by YOUR rules?
No.
I'm not.
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#44 to #43 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Nono iz just a meme
Thank you , I think you're funny too mew! Your compliments tingle my insides! <3
Yes , YES , YES OHMAIGAWD! Cyka
Yes
Pls.
B-But...
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User avatar #45 to #44 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
But what?
DENY your request?
vocaroo.com/i/s1V7GeTKI9yn
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User avatar #46 to #45 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
mew...
I....
please gimme your actual voice , I bet it's extremely cute!
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#47 to #46 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
But what?
You what?
Agree with me?
You have five seconds to answer
5
4
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2
1
Times up. Default answer used.
May we never speak again!
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User avatar #49 to #48 - mewtastic (12/29/2015) [-]
But nobody came...
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User avatar #22 to #2 - frutus (12/29/2015) [-]
What is this, 2012?
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User avatar #52 to #51 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Futurama is cancelled.
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#53 to #52 - hardjunk (12/29/2015) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**yes, i know
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#54 to #53 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
******* OVER
D E A D
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User avatar #57 to #56 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
omae wa mou shindeiru
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#63 to #57 - hardjunk (12/29/2015) [-]
you'll already dead to you too faggot
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#10 to #2 - amicoolnowmom (12/29/2015) [-]
NO ONE GIVES TWO *****
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#29 to #28 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
Your gif is a repost too! But I love it
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#31 to #30 - tarabostes (12/29/2015) [-]
GIF
Thanks mudkip!
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#11 - amicoolnowmom (12/29/2015) [-]
>Tortoise
>Slowest animal

no
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#24 to #11 - krasnogvardiech (12/29/2015) [-]
dolla dolla bills, y'all
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User avatar #66 - perform (12/29/2015) [-]
Or the slowest fastest animal.
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User avatar #23 - senorfrog (12/29/2015) [-]
There is porn of Usain Bolt on the internet.
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User avatar #32 to #23 - vikingontour (12/29/2015) [-]
tmi dude, tmi
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User avatar #68 to #23 - doctorprofessornv (12/29/2015) [-]
Well rule 34 is a thing, so that should surprise no one.
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#26 to #23 - stoneshit (12/29/2015) [-]
How do you know?
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User avatar #58 - sphincterface (12/29/2015) [-]
It looks like the tortoise is posing with him.
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User avatar #19 - megusters (12/29/2015) [-]
Hit that dab
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User avatar #16 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/29/2015) [-]
It just said A tortoise race. Not some global championship tortoise racing **** .
 
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