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Urban Dictionary. One of the best definitions in Urban Dictionary… geniusquotes.net/daily-quotes/. dayd inigo fcrocker: i will always laugh an fucking hard at t

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dayd
inigo fcrocker:
i will always laugh an fucking hard
at the urbandictionary entry for "
shizzle my nizzle"
1. tet' smalls: my male nus up,
We shizaya ma nizzle" is a [if "M sheezy mah neezy" which is
a bastardization cf "For sure mah nigga" which is a standardization if "r
cancur with you whale retartedly my African american brother"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - deathsn
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Is it a bastardization because black people don't have fathers?
User avatar #12 to #2 - AMTZ
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Be nice. They'll call their dad to- oh wait
#5 to #2 - mahjonicpanda
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#7 to #5 - anon id: 930efdfb
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afri-cunt
#6 - pipeworks
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User avatar #39 to #6 - flibstaar
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What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you flippidy zoob woobity? I'll have you know I zooped and flooped to the top of my class in the zobbler wobbler, and I've rop-wop-flopped in numerous shoobidy doobidies on floppity pudding, and I have over 300 shibbidy bops. I am trained in flap-floppities and I'm the top doober in the entire shibbidy. You are nothing to zoobidy-me but just another zoobidy. I will zoop you the blop out with percision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floobidy Earth, mark my flibbidy flop. You think you can flop away with zoobing that doobie-woobie to me over the interzoobies? Think again, flap-flopper. As we speak I am zipping my blopping bloop of flobbidies across the boopity and your floopidy is being flopped right now so you better poopidy for the big zoobidy flop party, son. You're jeever zeebered, son. I can be anywhere, any-flopping-time, and I can zoop and woop you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my boobidy shoobidies. Not only am I extensively zooped in zip-wop, but I have access to the entire zabber of the Zap Wop Muggity Top and I will zoop it to its full extent to flap your floobity flop off the face of the zoobie, you zabber wabber. If only you could have known what zopping fury your little "zoopity" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have zooped up. But you couldn't. you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you flapping babbling shooby-wooper. I will zip zop all over you and you will drown in it. You're zooped, son.
#36 to #6 - puzekatt
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#4 - infinitereaper
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I love this site
#24 to #4 - anon id: 9e955a1e
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math is fun though... at least better than language classes, and philosophy
#26 to #24 - anon id: ce43a8e3
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Spawn of Satan
#32 to #4 - anon id: 68e28f52
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Some teenage girl from tumblr wrote that.
"Satan's alphabet," they're so ******* predictable.
#37 to #4 - ganondork
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I miss math class

That's not weird, right?
User avatar #25 - vexaton
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Funny how African is capitalized but American isn't.
User avatar #30 to #25 - mutzaki
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America already has enough capitalism.
#31 to #30 - thegamegestapo
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clever use of language there.
clever use of language there.
#41 to #30 - kotetsulovesfj
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I was eating cereal when I read this. Gif is my reaction.
I was eating cereal when I read this. Gif is my reaction.
#40 to #30 - chromefile
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shots fired
User avatar #11 - spyisspy
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someone dramatically read in this vocaroo
User avatar #13 to #11 - Zeigh
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#34 to #13 - garaichu
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Dat voice tho
#28 to #13 - anon id: 8d382aa4
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Jesus tap dancing Christ, your voice is so ******* hot.
#14 to #13 - anon id: 7e1238a0
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It got a little sexual at the last word there....
User avatar #35 to #14 - garaichu
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First thing that came to mind was Hiimdaisy's comics.
#1 - pappathethird
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Comment Picture
#9 - soule
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Wallace Wells up in this bitch.
#20 - zaiopeperse
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I wanna thumb this up but look at it
#33 to #20 - midgettitwank
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so do I!
#42 to #33 - zaiopeperse
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After reading oyur comment I checked. That reminds me of that movie with that Jason guy
User avatar #15 - thebaseballexpert
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I thought "fo shizzle my nizzle" meant "Grease my dick" meaning to give head to
#29 to #15 - jackhasacaddilac
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shizzle ma nizzle bietch
#16 - xcoreyx
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I actually didn't even know that's what it meant. I thought it was asking someone to fo shizzle your nizzle, not saying fo shizzle to your nizzle.
User avatar #19 to #16 - lebarricuda
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mmm I'd love you to shizzle my nizzle
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