Urban Dictionary is best dictionary. . 1. Dora the explorer Literally an insult to ANYONE' S intelligence. This isn' t for pre- schoolers, this is for people in
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1. Dora the explorer
Literally an insult to ANYONE' S intelligence. This isn' t for pre-
schoolers, this is for people in comas. The show includes an
annoying Spanish girl that constantly does dangerous, stupid ****
and has parents that apparently approve of said dangerous,
stupid **** . Way to teach the kids, asshole. Then, as if they
havent been stupifying us enough with their inane ******** , they
ask the most obvious questions, and (in case you are blind or
dead) point them out in the most obvious manner. For example,
Dora asks "Where is Benny the Bull' s farm?" Suddenly, the
camera pans the the side until there is nothing left BUT the barn.
Then, a tornado comes down to draw your attention to the spot
where the barn is, while a giant flashing arrow points directly at
it. And then, as if we for the children, or whatever) were to dumb
to find it, a ****** blue cursor "beats us to the punch" as the little
bitch mockingly congratulates us on a job well done. **** you,
you little **** ! Also, Dora travels along with a gay little monkey
no offense intended, I' m just pointing out he' s gay) that is
literally incapable of anything but whinning and bitching the
entire ******* show. Then, at least once a show, they run into
the resident's badass, Weiber the fox, who steal items from them
and tosses them into a pile of similar items -that is,
unless Dora, Boots and of course, you utter out the phrase
Weiber, don' t swipe it" three times, which causes the sneaky fax
to snap his fingers and run away like a pussy. Wow, a
real gangsta, that one. If I was Swiper, I' d bite Dora' s tits of and
shave them down Eboot' s mouth. Then I' d break my own neck on
a tree for being such a pansy. What a **** show.
HELLO, CAN ‘THU FIND BEETS?! THAT' S RIGHT, HE' S
AGASSI
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Submitted: 10/19/2013
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#1 - arsidw (10/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#4 - erpetrich (10/19/2013) [-]
If I was in the age demographic for this show, I would have found it immensely boring. Its waaayy to 						*******					 slow and cheap, and I'm from the UK, cheap TV kids shows is what we do best
If I was in the age demographic for this show, I would have found it immensely boring. Its waaayy to ******* slow and cheap, and I'm from the UK, cheap TV kids shows is what we do best
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