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#82 to #17 - itskennyandjosh (12/20/2015) [-]
**itskennyandjosh used "*roll picture*"**
**itskennyandjosh rolled image**Thank mr. immunity cat
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#54 to #17 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Can I still drink bloody marys? I don't want to go on without them.
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User avatar #58 to #54 - sonicschall (12/20/2015) [-]
It says you do not have to fear them, so you may still enjoy them.
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#80 to #58 - bellbottomshark (12/20/2015) [-]
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**bellbottomshark rolled image** Awwwww yisssss.
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#71 to #17 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
i feel better now
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#31 to #17 - datsheriff (12/19/2015) [-]
Immunity cat is the best.
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User avatar #39 to #17 - lobstersamurai (12/19/2015) [-]
thank
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User avatar #41 to #35 - fresighto (12/19/2015) [-]
its hear colors, and whoever shopped this so badly needs to be killed until dead

also i have this poster on my wall.

org text
"How about a nice big cup of shut the **** up!"



bottom reads
"Think before you say something stupid"
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User avatar #40 to #35 - keatontheghostfox (12/19/2015) [-]
I already see colors
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#2 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
YFW you tried biting into it.
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#19 to #2 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
WE DID IT GUIZ
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User avatar #21 to #19 - Dincorta (12/19/2015) [-]
I want to see your Putin folder.
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#22 to #21 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
Ok normally this is top secret classified info, but I'll make an exception this one time.
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#25 to #22 - jamesten (12/19/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
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#30 to #25 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh **** nonononoononononnonono
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#74 to #30 - simonhatesfj (12/20/2015) [-]
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Nice color.
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User avatar #62 to #30 - dorg (12/20/2015) [-]
It is OK, we can always blackmail him about incest and quad bikes.
Do not think I have forgotten that glorious comment jamesten NEVER FORGET
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#84 to #62 - lollypopalopicus ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
You got a link mate?
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User avatar #88 to #84 - dorg (12/20/2015) [-]
Way too much to go through, assuming he has not removed it. Someone screen capped it and it even hit the front paged as content
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User avatar #44 to #25 - manza (12/19/2015) [-]
grainy crops yay
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User avatar #24 to #22 - greyhoundfd (12/19/2015) [-]
You should label them with the different emotions they show, so you can be consistent.
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User avatar #83 to #22 - failtolawl (12/20/2015) [-]
what's the one at the bottom middle right with him in a black hat? Why haven't I seen you use that one yet?
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User avatar #89 to #83 - vladi (12/20/2015) [-]
I've used it before, it's just that it doesn't show much of a reaction. It's more of a neutral face.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - Dincorta (12/19/2015) [-]
Your pc is one lucky lady! thanku i am blessed
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User avatar #90 to #19 - longbowgun (12/21/2015) [-]
Gold is soft.
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#4 to #2 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
Don't thumb him down, at least it's funnier than that **** OP tries to pull off.
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#5 to #4 - boomerpyro (12/19/2015) [-]
counter offer: we keep being assholes but we thumb you up for being vladi, are these terms acceptable?
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#6 to #5 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
I do not negotiate with terrorists, kill me with red thumbs if you must, but spare dear anons life. At least this time.
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#7 to #6 - boomerpyro (12/19/2015) [-]
how you say? "blaze of glory"
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#10 to #7 - vladi (12/19/2015) [-]
I am prepared to make this sacrifice for the greater good. Anon must live no matter what.
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#11 to #10 - boomerpyro (12/19/2015) [-]
you are a good man vladimir, if only you worked for the right side, you'd have surpassed my comment level by many moons
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#18 to #10 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Thank you, Vladi.
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#8 to #4 - shuttletree (12/19/2015) [-]
A battle between good and evil.
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#9 to #2 - rubusguy (12/19/2015) [-]
nah, i prefer licking
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User avatar #12 to #2 - zaxzwim ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
but gold is a soft metal
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User avatar #49 to #12 - malcolmcz (12/20/2015) [-]
yeah but still stronger then an average Dorito
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#13 - ijieck (12/19/2015) [-]
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**ijieck rolled image** mfw i realize there's no "like" button on funnyjunk only green thumbs
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#27 to #13 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
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#3 - amalah ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
"Bad luck for 17 years"

According to this, either my first 3 years of life were lucky, or my last 3 should have been.
Either way I feel ripped off.
Welp, I guess I can handle another 17...
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#69 to #3 - anon (12/20/2015) [-]
Huh?

Doesn't say anything about your luck in the past. Having bad luck now doesn't necessarily mean you had to have good luck before.
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#87 to #69 - amalah ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Yea, but I was kinda implying that either I had to see this pic sometime before in my life because I ignore this kind of **** regularly, or that my luck in general is so bad that I doubt this will do jack **** .
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User avatar #20 - acebuck ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
When in middle school I spray painted random stuff gold and tried to sell them
Sold a golden Lego brick for $5
When the paint scratched of he wanted his money back
I didn't huehue
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#46 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-]
I didn't eat it
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User avatar #48 to #46 - thempc (12/19/2015) [-]
go throw up
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#38 - DemonMatt (12/19/2015) [-]
>Why is there never anything funny?
>Le golden doot doot of the upboat cartel gets 900 thumbs
>Nobody tries anymore
>Why is there never anything funny?
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User avatar #79 - kanduhuskedetder (12/20/2015) [-]
**** off with this **** . How is this still so popular?
It's just the same ******* crap all over again.
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User avatar #85 to #79 - frenzyhero (12/20/2015) [-]
b/c you dont get gold doridos
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User avatar #86 to #85 - kanduhuskedetder (12/20/2015) [-]
Whatever.
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#37 - navybluegames (12/19/2015) [-]
This **** again.
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#68 - daiemio ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
This is OP, don't listen to him, he's from 4-chan and lives to break your balls and destroy your dreams.
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User avatar #45 - Monopolus (12/19/2015) [-]
I'm assuming there are three types of people who upvote this **** content.

1. The people who, by force of habit, just click green on everything while they browse.
2. Little kids who think this is funny.
3. Older kids who don't give a **** about the overall content of the site.
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#32 - Ulmer (12/19/2015) [-]
This isn't ******* facebook you gaping, gigantic, prolapsed anus.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - mrrandomness (12/19/2015) [-]
no its different because this ones funny so we have to all thumb it up
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#56 - solarisofcelestia (12/20/2015) [-]
The green Dorito of shame glares at the losers.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
this made me laugh more than the content did.

Not much of a contest tbh, but still, step up your game OP.
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User avatar #77 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
i had **** luck for 19 years why not 17 more
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User avatar #76 - orderofthenight (12/20/2015) [-]
BUT HOW DO I LIKE SOMETHING ON FUNNYJUNK WHEN ALL I HAVE ARE THESE CHRISTMAS THUMBS
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#75 - arkamedies (12/20/2015) [-]
ive already had bad luck for 20 years, whats another 17 gonna do?
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User avatar #73 - scorcho (12/20/2015) [-]
everyone says they're not gonna do it, but here it is, sitting comfortably at 1.6k thumbs.
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