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Amin Dada (Uganda)
Benito Mussolini (Italy) Augusto Pinochet - (Chile)
Imam Alivee ( an) Napoleon Bonaparte (France)
Vladimir Putin (Russia)
Joseph Stalin (Soviet Union)
Adolf Hitler (Germany)
You have been spooked by the skeletons of conquest
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#22 - kaiserdjg (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonaparte looks badass
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#235 to #22 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
Direct descendant of Napoleon reporting. Skeleton Wars must happen so I can fight alongside my old man.
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User avatar #188 to #22 - tacticalhog (09/05/2015) [-]
>>#187 Enjoy man
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User avatar #224 to #22 - isradam (09/05/2015) [-]
Vive la rebonelucion
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User avatar #206 to #22 - elcreepo (09/05/2015) [-]
He WAS a badass

He wasn't even actually short

And he had balls that wouldn't break if a 600-lb cow wearing high heels stepped onto them
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User avatar #190 to #22 - lawerancearm (09/05/2015) [-]
More like BONE-apart ahahaha

I'll go now...
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#144 to #22 - victorsin ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
**victorsin used "*roll picture*"**
**victorsin rolled image**Bonaparte looks badass, but hitler just looks mean.
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#152 to #144 - dinonator (09/04/2015) [-]
dat resolution
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User avatar #165 to #152 - victorsin ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
can even see the veins in her hand.
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User avatar #211 to #165 - buddywuggle (09/05/2015) [-]
If you squint, you can see their skin cells.
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#167 to #144 - UNIQUELOL (09/04/2015) [-]
which is accurate
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#40 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Out of all these he's actually the only real badass
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User avatar #73 to #22 - commoncrunch (09/04/2015) [-]
"I swear, by my sword and Capote, that I will once again prove victorious!"

-- Matador, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
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User avatar #104 to #73 - elynichujy (09/04/2015) [-]
That guy wrecked me the first time I fought him.
Although by the second time I got to him I was like level 40 or 50. **** him.
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User avatar #157 to #104 - commoncrunch (09/04/2015) [-]
To be fair, he's supposed to be the first fight that really makes use of the buffs/debuffs system. He's only tough if you've been bruteforcing your way through fights with strength.
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#133 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
I don't have any images but take this:

"Hon Hon Hon!"
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User avatar #95 to #22 - imdan (09/04/2015) [-]
Napoleon is the only one in the bunch I feel you can admire and it doesn't make you feel like your following a dictator
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User avatar #154 to #95 - adolfoliverbush (09/04/2015) [-]
I was about to question you, but I saved us both some time, by reading the second half of your comment
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#87 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
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#110 to #87 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Napoleon was actually a pretty damned good leader. The only reason he was hated was because he DARED to disrupt the balance of power in Europe, an upstart with no royal blood as the Emperor of a world power? That was unheard of back then. Oh how the tables have turned...
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User avatar #198 to #147 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/05/2015) [-]
his right pauldron though
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#191 to #22 - darcnessvoorhees (09/05/2015) [-]
Then you realize he's like 5 feet tall
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#193 to #191 - tanook (09/05/2015) [-]
5'6 he spread the rumor he was a tiny little man so his enemies would underestimate him, or so someone on the internet told me.
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User avatar #195 to #193 - alcantara (09/05/2015) [-]
Other way around; British propagandists caricatured Napoleon as a short man in order to make him the subject of ridicule thus diminishing fear of Napoleon as a military leader. Realistically, Napoleon was of average height, but it is easier to raise morale with a laugh by making out a feral midget is the one attacking your person; simply hold him at arms length and watch his cute little arms flail in vein!
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#213 to #195 - innocentbabies (09/05/2015) [-]
Above. He was average for the French aristocracy, the myth started for a number of reasons that I cba to go into on my phone, then the cartoonists ran eith it.
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User avatar #197 to #193 - etiennesk (09/05/2015) [-]
The misconception arose primarily due to the differing definition of a "foot" in England and in France. (Since it used to be determined by the kings' feet, and not every king had the same length of for). In France, a "foot" was longer than an English "foot", so when England heard he was 4'11" I don't remember his exact height in French imperial units , they thought he was hardly the size of a toddler, though he was actually somewhat average for a European male at the time (5'6" English Imperial Units).

There's jokes that it was due to this discrepancy between his height that he decided to promote a universal measuring system (SI) to deter this form of misconceptions.
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User avatar #210 to #197 - FirstSrMeme (09/05/2015) [-]
It was also due in large part to his imperial guard. The men who were essentially his body guard were, on average, around 6 ft tall (really tall for the time) so he always seemed short beside them. 5'7 was the average height for men in France at that time.
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#199 to #193 - darcnessvoorhees (09/05/2015) [-]
That's still rather small for a male.
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User avatar #220 to #199 - greyhoundfd (09/05/2015) [-]
Not if you're in a country where your average daily meal is bread, and milk or water
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#246 to #22 - highesthorse (10/03/2015) [-]
MRW spoopy isnt my favourite take on Napoleon.
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#204 to #22 - alstorp (09/05/2015) [-]
Full picture
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#242 to #22 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Gotta say I prefer Pinochet myself.
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User avatar #174 to #22 - chucknorrisisreal (09/04/2015) [-]
Taking 'Vive la France" to a whole new level.
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#34 to #22 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonaparte? More like Bone Apart-eh
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#122 to #34 - rubusguy (09/04/2015) [-]
how was he called after battle?
blown apart-eh
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User avatar #113 to #111 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
We miss you on plug, fuccboi
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User avatar #114 to #113 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
I was there last night m8. Where were you?
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#116 to #114 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Define night.
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User avatar #117 to #116 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
Midnight US&Canada eastern time
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User avatar #124 to #117 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
So 6AM here. About the time I was playing terraria and raging at mechanical worm.
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User avatar #125 to #124 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
u in europe?
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User avatar #126 to #125 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Maybe... Kurwa.
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User avatar #214 to #126 - dasbrot (09/05/2015) [-]
somethingsomething cannotintospace
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#236 to #214 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#239 to #236 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
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#11 - ldnelson (09/04/2015) [-]
mfw ******** don't enlist
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#137 - sherlockbatman ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
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#24 - hoodini (09/04/2015) [-]
Sign me up!
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User avatar #170 to #24 - TheFek (09/04/2015) [-]
Swell with 666 and Troopers
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#43 to #24 - kristovsky (09/04/2015) [-]
Iron maiden
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#3 - igelior (09/04/2015) [-]
Reporting in for skeleton war!
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User avatar #101 to #3 - thethirddoctor (09/04/2015) [-]
Reblogged!
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#123 to #3 - funnyhard (09/04/2015) [-]
we2!
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#56 to #7 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
Wtf is putin doing in there? Then you coul add obama to the list too
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#61 to #56 - hardjunk (09/04/2015) [-]
you just don't get it, do you
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#62 to #61 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
<- this is you
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#120 to #80 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
<- this is you
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#192 to #189 - captainbalu (09/05/2015) [-]
And here's you
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#233 to #192 - veryfahnyjokes (09/06/2015) [-]
He's ******* super hot chicks though. More than you can say.
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#234 to #233 - captainbalu (09/06/2015) [-]
This is you
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User avatar #106 to #56 - commencingfailure (09/04/2015) [-]
You're actually not wrong But beware of FJ's ignorance

For those who don't get it, Putin isn't considered a "dictator"
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User avatar #155 to #106 - agronimo (09/04/2015) [-]
Neither are Castro nor Aliyev You ******* casul
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User avatar #156 to #155 - commencingfailure (09/04/2015) [-]
Castro was widely seen as dictator, as is Aliyev. Putin is not
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User avatar #159 to #156 - agronimo (09/04/2015) [-]
I don't think it's at all about dictators, mate, or else they would have added Fulgencio Batista before Castro. I believe the point is to expose politicians with a bad reputation for their disregard of the human rights, a disregard Putin has shown a few times in the past
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User avatar #161 to #159 - commencingfailure (09/04/2015) [-]
Or he just added the ones he knew. I must admit I never heard of Batista until you now mentioned him while I do know all of the ones in the OP
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User avatar #166 to #161 - agronimo (09/04/2015) [-]
That's because his dictatorship was promoted and manipulated directly by the US government, and thus has become an obscure speck of history everybody seems to either forget or ignore And yeah, it's pop art, the author is trying to appeal to a mass audience only portraying the most well known and hated of them. As a spanishman I feel they should have also added Franco, to say the least
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User avatar #168 to #166 - commencingfailure (09/04/2015) [-]
**** the spoilers Yea I do know Franco, had he put him into there I would've recognized him. Could have replaced him with Vladimir. You study/studied history? For my knowledge on trivial things is usually pretty great but yours is clearly greater.
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User avatar #172 to #168 - agronimo (09/04/2015) [-]
Nah, man, I just like to read a ******* lot about everything
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#88 - sympathyfordevil ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
My skeleton is ready.

I spent far too much time into making this.
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User avatar #175 to #88 - imposand (09/04/2015) [-]
It's nice!
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User avatar #230 to #175 - sympathyfordevil ONLINE (09/05/2015) [-]
My mspaint skills thank you
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#32 - thesovereigngrave (09/04/2015) [-]
If they were actually Conquerors, they missed a big one.
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User avatar #70 to #32 - AreyouSerious (09/04/2015) [-]
I think they mean modern conquerors
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#94 to #70 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Napolean sure is modern *******
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User avatar #109 to #94 - AreyouSerious (09/04/2015) [-]
more modern then Ghengis Kahn, also I realized the theme is Dictators/Emperors.
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User avatar #153 to #32 - kyouko (09/04/2015) [-]
Several big ones, actually.
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#58 to #32 - captainbalu (09/04/2015) [-]
Dschingis kan
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#4 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Through fires and flames, brothers,
For we are bone and no soul.
We can endure.
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User avatar #173 to #4 - luqmanr (09/04/2015) [-]
this is from civil war right?
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#25 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
Look what time it is!
War time!
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#55 - dachief (09/04/2015) [-]
So hype for the skeleton war.
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#171 - udo (09/04/2015) [-]
I pooted the bed
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#84 - Marker ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
TheDesigner*
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#68 - thejudgingmoose (09/04/2015) [-]
I think I'll follow Bonaparte.
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#19 - vladi (09/04/2015) [-]
>Putting Putin alongside brutal repressive dictators...
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User avatar #229 to #19 - buddywuggle (09/05/2015) [-]
He does oppress homosexuals and other lbgts.
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#241 to #229 - Apes (09/19/2015) [-]
"He does oppress homosexuals and other faggots."
*corrected
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User avatar #96 to #19 - scooterdanny (09/04/2015) [-]
Brutal Oppressive President*
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User avatar #108 to #19 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
>implying Hitler and Bonaparte were brutal and/or oppressive
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#66 to #19 - trevanman (09/04/2015) [-]
>implting Putin isn't a repressive dictator
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User avatar #78 to #66 - vladi (09/04/2015) [-]
Yes I am implting just that.
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#149 to #78 - anisbanana (09/04/2015) [-]
I guess putin's net worth of 70 billion USD the second richest human on earth pulled that money right out of his asshole right?
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#79 to #78 - trevanman (09/04/2015) [-]
**** , man
realized too late there was a t instead of a y there

but yeah, you got the point
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#92 to #78 - anisbanana (09/04/2015) [-]
Putin is a dirty cocksucker that deserves to have his skin peeled off alive.
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User avatar #115 to #92 - shyyguy (09/04/2015) [-]
I think "cocksucker" is the opposite of him. Homosexuals in Russia
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#141 to #115 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
He's probably in the closet. The same reason a lot of politicians who introduce anti-gay laws or speak out against gays suck a lot of dicks in secret.
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User avatar #1 - leonhardt (09/04/2015) [-]
Not gonna lie, Napoleon Bone-aparte is pretty impressive looking
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#20 - kharmelion (09/04/2015) [-]
-warmonger political leaders
-including a hilarious Putin
-no Bush JR
wat
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User avatar #98 to #20 - theruse (09/04/2015) [-]
>No Obama
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#77 to #20 - newdevyx (09/04/2015) [-]
Except that history is written by victor.
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#67 to #20 - newall (09/04/2015) [-]
Bush (Jr.) was a bumbling moronic puppet of his father's.

Although I do agree a bush should be on there.
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User avatar #42 to #20 - willindor ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Bush clearly doesn't consume enough calcium
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