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#22 - kaiserdjg (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonaparte looks badass
#246 to #22 - highesthorse (10/03/2015) [-]
MRW spoopy isnt my favourite take on Napoleon.
#242 to #22 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
Gotta say I prefer Pinochet myself.
#235 to #22 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
Direct descendant of Napoleon reporting. Skeleton Wars must happen so I can fight alongside my old man.
User avatar #224 to #22 - isradam (09/05/2015) [-]
Vive la rebonelucion
User avatar #206 to #22 - elcreepo (09/05/2015) [-]
He WAS a badass

He wasn't even actually short

And he had balls that wouldn't break if a 600-lb cow wearing high heels stepped onto them
#204 to #22 - alstorp (09/05/2015) [-]
Full picture
#191 to #22 - darcnessvoorhees (09/05/2015) [-]
Then you realize he's like 5 feet tall
#193 to #191 - tanook (09/05/2015) [-]
5'6 he spread the rumor he was a tiny little man so his enemies would underestimate him, or so someone on the internet told me.
#199 to #193 - darcnessvoorhees (09/05/2015) [-]
That's still rather small for a male.
User avatar #220 to #199 - greyhoundfd (09/05/2015) [-]
Not if you're in a country where your average daily meal is bread, and milk or water
User avatar #197 to #193 - etiennesk (09/05/2015) [-]
The misconception arose primarily due to the differing definition of a "foot" in England and in France. (Since it used to be determined by the kings' feet, and not every king had the same length of for). In France, a "foot" was longer than an English "foot", so when England heard he was 4'11" I don't remember his exact height in French imperial units , they thought he was hardly the size of a toddler, though he was actually somewhat average for a European male at the time (5'6" English Imperial Units).

There's jokes that it was due to this discrepancy between his height that he decided to promote a universal measuring system (SI) to deter this form of misconceptions.
User avatar #210 to #197 - FirstSrMeme (09/05/2015) [-]
It was also due in large part to his imperial guard. The men who were essentially his body guard were, on average, around 6 ft tall (really tall for the time) so he always seemed short beside them. 5'7 was the average height for men in France at that time.
User avatar #195 to #193 - alcantara (09/05/2015) [-]
Other way around; British propagandists caricatured Napoleon as a short man in order to make him the subject of ridicule thus diminishing fear of Napoleon as a military leader. Realistically, Napoleon was of average height, but it is easier to raise morale with a laugh by making out a feral midget is the one attacking your person; simply hold him at arms length and watch his cute little arms flail in vein!
#213 to #195 - innocentbabies (09/05/2015) [-]
Above. He was average for the French aristocracy, the myth started for a number of reasons that I cba to go into on my phone, then the cartoonists ran eith it.
User avatar #190 to #22 - lawerancearm (09/05/2015) [-]
More like BONE-apart ahahaha

I'll go now...
User avatar #188 to #22 - tacticalhog (09/05/2015) [-]
>>#187 Enjoy man
User avatar #174 to #22 - chucknorrisisreal (09/04/2015) [-]
Taking 'Vive la France" to a whole new level.
User avatar #198 to #147 - blackoutonetwotwo (09/05/2015) [-]
his right pauldron though
#144 to #22 - victorsin ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
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**victorsin rolled image**Bonaparte looks badass, but hitler just looks mean.
#167 to #144 - UNIQUELOL (09/04/2015) [-]
which is accurate
#152 to #144 - dinonator (09/04/2015) [-]
dat resolution
User avatar #165 to #152 - victorsin ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
can even see the veins in her hand.
User avatar #211 to #165 - buddywuggle (09/05/2015) [-]
If you squint, you can see their skin cells.
#133 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
I don't have any images but take this:

"Hon Hon Hon!"
User avatar #95 to #22 - imdan (09/04/2015) [-]
Napoleon is the only one in the bunch I feel you can admire and it doesn't make you feel like your following a dictator
User avatar #154 to #95 - adolfoliverbush (09/04/2015) [-]
I was about to question you, but I saved us both some time, by reading the second half of your comment
#87 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
#110 to #87 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Napoleon was actually a pretty damned good leader. The only reason he was hated was because he DARED to disrupt the balance of power in Europe, an upstart with no royal blood as the Emperor of a world power? That was unheard of back then. Oh how the tables have turned...
User avatar #73 to #22 - commoncrunch (09/04/2015) [-]
"I swear, by my sword and Capote, that I will once again prove victorious!"

-- Matador, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
User avatar #104 to #73 - elynichujy (09/04/2015) [-]
That guy wrecked me the first time I fought him.
Although by the second time I got to him I was like level 40 or 50. **** him.
User avatar #157 to #104 - commoncrunch (09/04/2015) [-]
To be fair, he's supposed to be the first fight that really makes use of the buffs/debuffs system. He's only tough if you've been bruteforcing your way through fights with strength.
#40 to #22 - anon (09/04/2015) [-]
Out of all these he's actually the only real badass
#34 to #22 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Bonaparte? More like Bone Apart-eh
#122 to #34 - rubusguy (09/04/2015) [-]
how was he called after battle?
blown apart-eh
User avatar #113 to #111 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
We miss you on plug, fuccboi
User avatar #114 to #113 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
I was there last night m8. Where were you?
#116 to #114 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Define night.
User avatar #117 to #116 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
Midnight US&Canada eastern time
User avatar #124 to #117 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
So 6AM here. About the time I was playing terraria and raging at mechanical worm.
User avatar #125 to #124 - dasbrot (09/04/2015) [-]
u in europe?
User avatar #126 to #125 - ledd ONLINE (09/04/2015) [-]
Maybe... Kurwa.
User avatar #214 to #126 - dasbrot (09/05/2015) [-]
somethingsomething cannotintospace
#236 to #214 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
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