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This little store is in St. Landry parish of Louisiana. My family has owned it for the past 3 generations, no joke. My grandma was flipping out that it has over 7 million views on Facebook. It was apparently on the Tonight show or something. Seriously though, my family became a mini meme.

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Submitted:	07/28/2015

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#6 - doctersmiles (07/28/2015) [-]

"We will find you, and then i'm going to have a cheeseburger with fries and a coke"

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#4 - loganmadder ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]

"and the people who know ya don't really like ya anyway"
******* rekt over live TV

#69 to #4 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/29/2015) [-]

absolutely brutal

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#1 - majornod (07/28/2015) [-]

They actually found the culprit

Pic related.

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#41 - mechanicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]

Godspeed, Lieutenant. I hope he gets his cheeseburger.

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#9 - diobrandolover ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]

mfw mini meme

#49 to #9 - anon (07/29/2015) [-]

perfect Reply!

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#3 - donmakemehlaf (07/28/2015) [-]

i mean, it wasnt stab your uncle in the eye funny... but not bad

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#38 - iamrexraptor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]

"Imma get a bruger and a coke, and leave I nice tip for the waitress" this is awesome

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#8 - dudemiesterman ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]

Damn, just hearing this man talk I want to eat there. Keep us updated. Hope he's caught.

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#39 - strifethethird (07/29/2015) [-]

Full Metal Jacket - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

i liked his old stuff better.

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#21 - mynameisnightwolf (07/28/2015) [-]

That was so blunt and badass it was funny. If the police did that in my town, they would be called to a hearing for scaring the criminal.

#35 to #21 - frenzyhero (07/29/2015) [-]

South is great.

#64 - butthut (07/29/2015) [-]

"You're ******* dead, kiddo. "

#48 - wolfwithglasses (07/29/2015) [-]

Burglar:" ******* pigs will never find me."
Lieutenant:" The detectives harvested DNA from the rock you used..."
Burglar:" ****** !"

#11 - isolovegames (07/28/2015) [-]

I mean- he could just burn everything he wore in that footage, boots, jacket, jeans, and all DNA evidence on said articles of clothing would practically vanish. Plus if he told no one what he was going to do and just did it he might as well go off Scott-free. I've never committed a crime like this, but if I did I would be a little smart about it.

#12 to #11 - thefates ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]

Burning it doesn't get rid of the paper trail from buying it. In a small town like that it doesn't take a lot to find who bought an item or who owns it. Once the lab finds out what type of shoe it is the perp's ****** .

#16 to #12 - demcupcakes ONLINE (07/28/2015) [-]

couldve also been **** bought years and years ago. I mean im no professional crook but I don't think id go out buying new clothes n **** to go rob a place.

#28 to #11 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]

Im thinking this is a very small town and the sheriffs banking on the fact the some one is goin to turn him in for the fat granny

#15 to #11 - mrwalkerfour (07/28/2015) [-]

burn your dna.

#18 to #11 - PenguinsOfMars (07/28/2015) [-]

he still has dna from the rest of his body tho i don't understand

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#20 to #18 - isolovegames (07/28/2015) [-]

But now he doesn't have the cloths that were used in the robbery with his DNA because now they are ash and melted rubber / plastic. + Forensics aren't really THAT reliable, they might help get a suspect or two more or less but over-all it's not like NCIS at all.

#33 to #20 - hydraetis (07/29/2015) [-]

Okay but the only clothing-based thing the guy talked about was the boot print. The DNA was from the rock the guy smashed the window with, and I doubt the guy burning his clothes is going to affect that in the slightest.

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#43 to #33 - isolovegames (07/29/2015) [-]

>Guy gets brought in as a suspect
>His DNA is similar to him and about 3 other guys maybe (again this is a small town we're talking about)
>Guy goes to court
>Doesn't say a word to anyone but his lawyer
>No evidence of clothes, boots, or anything he was wearing during the crime
>Only evidence is a rock that was probably destroyed or altered during DNA testing
>If he was smart he wouldn't have spent or put the money anywhere official and wouldn't have said anything
>May get convicted
>May not get convicted (more likely)
Thanks for thumbing down, it's okay- we all get emotional sometimes.