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Submitted: 01/15/2014
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User avatar #3 - Metallicock (01/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
They keep you in the basement?
User avatar #1 - staticwolf (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You must be Australian.
User avatar #24 - chrisel (01/15/2014) [-]
Hello Hungry, I'm Chrisel
#21 - zhao (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Hunger is the least of your concern,   
gettin dat booty is the mainquest right now
Hunger is the least of your concern,
gettin dat booty is the mainquest right now
#23 - fapperdefap (01/15/2014) [-]
**fapperdefap takes food upstairs**
User avatar #26 - nyxeos (01/16/2014) [-]
I went into my shared residence kitchen to find a guy making toast. Turns out that was his breakfast, the first thing he was going to eat all day. It was 11:45pm, and he had been up all day, but people had also been in the kitchen all day.
#22 - devout feminist (01/15/2014) [-]
know dat feel
#20 - hoeschy (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh hello Hungry, nice to meet you! I'm Dad.
#19 - devout feminist (01/15/2014) [-]
Plot Twist: Family just returned from OP's funeral
User avatar #17 - tatsuichiyo (01/15/2014) [-]
Alright OP, here is a simple solution for this problem should it ever arise again. Call the FBI and leave an anonymous tip on how your father's computer has child pornography on it. Boom, dad's gone for a bit. For your mother, use her favorite hobby, say biking. Pretend you are a famous person of said hobby, like Lance Armstrong, and invite her to go biking with you in France, but she needs to hurry to the airport or she will miss her flight. With any brothers or sisters, if they are in middle school, tell them their respective crushes just called and want to meet them for a date at McDonalds or something, or if they are still in elementary, tell them you heard the ice cream man driving by saying that for the next x amount of minutes, he is giving away free ice cream. Enjoy your food.
User avatar #16 - anenemy (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, people asked for OC so the website would get more traffic...
#15 - devout feminist (01/15/2014) [-]
Whenever I know my sister is coming home for the weekend, I stuff my clothes with tangerines, hang a few bananas around my neck like a shawl and grab a pile of sandwiches to go, then make another trip to get a big carton of juice before I lock into my room and only emerge after she's left.
Because, you know, I ******* hate her.
User avatar #7 - pandastasia **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, someone who's in the same situation I used to be in.
Good luck.
#6 - exceeding (01/15/2014) [-]
for you
for you
User avatar #5 - nospyonme (01/15/2014) [-]
Could you further elaborate on this?
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