>Amy Schumer in the background. - #142910043 added by sgtmajjohnson at (untitled)

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(01/17/2016) [-]

>Amy Schumer in the background.

#82 to #9 - anon id: 06304a7b

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Make a full ******* gif or don't ******* bother to upload you dense reposting pile of ****. For ***** sake at least take some ******* tome to compile the multi gif you download from imgur

#85 to #82 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Why are you replying to me about this? I didn't post a .gif. Is this the tome you wanted? Because I've heard it's ponderous.

#83 to #82 - Ripsometime

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Complains about sgtmajjonson's picture, doesn't post picture of his own.

#14 to #9 - anon id: 57b697d8

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(01/17/2016) [-]

Could anyone care to educate an uncultured swine such as I just what has she done that makes her a cunt? not saying you're wrong, I just don't know who the hell she is

#111 to #14 - leonhardt

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Also she like raped a dude

#96 to #14 - akkere

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(01/18/2016) [-]

She's a comedian that rides on the same handful of themes; sex, and tropes of women over men. I personally really don't like her style of jokes because there's a really awful flow to it; she'll tell a long-winded half-story or drop a stereotype of sex between men and women, and never deliver any sort of punchline or closer to it before flowing to the next "segment" to her stand-up. She has no sense of pacing; I don't think she even rehearses or so much as think through any of her bits and just kind of half-assedly "wings" it. While there are comedians that can deliver spur-of-the-moment comedy perfectly well, she is clearly not one of those comedians.
Here's an example of a full stand-up. Just skimming through it you'll probably notice what I'm saying.

Amy Schumer Stand Up Comedy 2015 Full Show - Stand Up Comeian

My biggest personal gripe with her though is that every time I look up stand-up comedy on Youtube, I'll still get bombarded by her videos, even if I've consistently disliked a few just to try to purge them from Youtube's poorly thought out suggestion system.

#22 to #14 - manofparody

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(01/17/2016) [-]

I always found her jokes to be downright terrible.

Along with that, she earned my life-long scorn when she went onto one of Comedy Central's roasts, and basically said to Steve-O, that he should've died instead of Ryan Dunn.

I mean, I get it was a joke, but it was too damn soon, and it was one of his best friends. You could tell the Steve-O was really hurt by the joke.

#107 to #22 - anon id: 70b47237

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(01/18/2016) [-]

THATS who that was?

**** THAT CUNT.

#15 to #14 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/17/2016) [-]

Really, I find her obnoxious and cancerous in every film she's in, because she exclusively plays slovenly sluts I really like alliteration. She also casually mentioned how she sexually assaulted a man who was inebriated to the point of unconsciousness in college, like it was some big joke.

#87 to #15 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

oh no this person isnt likable in movies? they must DIE because thats a real issue for me!

#88 to #87 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Yeah, because I said I wanted to kill her. Way to ignore the rape, by the way. Aside from their performances and their actions, how else should I judge an actor?

#89 to #88 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

im mocking your irrational extreme anger. the logical thing to do if you dont like an actor is to avoid their movies. calm down and appreciate the good things in life

#112 to #89 - leonhardt

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(01/18/2016) [-]

You are now a confirmed retard.

#120 to #112 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

hey pal, its going to be okay, you dont have to go around insulting other people to feel better about yourself. i will love you.

#128 to #120 - leonhardt

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Nice projection.

And it's not an insult. It is an accurate measurement of your intelligence.

#130 to #128 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

that reminds me of the saying "its not a promise its a threat"

using that logic is fine and all. but its very middle school.

#90 to #89 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Because posting a 40k reaction image means I'm pissed out of my mind. Please, learn what site this is, then get back to me hint:the url should tip you off. It's for funny ****; I posted something I thought was funny.

#91 to #90 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

honestly, nothing about what you said seemed to be a joke or was intended to be funny. it was directly to offend, like you're doing now. being condescending as all hell. sorry if ive been doing that, it just seems like thats the only way some people will listen. ill try to judge better next time.

#95 to #91 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/18/2016) [-]

Did you think I seriously wanted the Emperor's Children to purge Amy Schumer? That didn't seem like a joke?

#97 to #95 - bribrian

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(01/18/2016) [-]

eh, i guess i was so focused on the comment i replied to. im trying to explain myself and backtrack and all i do is get it thrown in my face. i said i was wrong once already. like i said all i want is for people to enjoy things more and stop being so aggressive. even if i did it wrongly, was i wrong to suggest it at all? serious question.

#30 to #15 - sherlockbatman

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(01/17/2016) [-]

**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
she actually told a very detailed and graphic story about how he was sometimes completely unconscious and how she 100% just raped him. then she was all "lol isn't that so funny?" about it

#44 to #30 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/17/2016) [-]

Yeah, I saw her speech. I didn't mean "casually" like it was an offhand comment, more like she was flippant about it. She didn't treat it with any seriousness, and then she was kind of mocking the guy about not getting hard when he was on the brink of unconsciousness (or fully unconscious).

#23 to #15 - pennydragon

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(01/17/2016) [-]

I don't see a problem with her playing a role. It's up to people if they want to emulate that role, and up to society to teach people what may be good or bad about acting that way.

The second part is pretty messed up. On top of sleeping with him when she knew he was drunk, she also was derogatory about him in her telling of the story afterwards. Feminists have constantly pushed the idea that even being tipsy means that any sex is rape and rape is the worst and most terrible crime, yet they include Amy as one of their own, supporting her and working with her.

It's almost like many of them have a massive sexist double standard and may of them have ideas that were never meant to restrict them or apply to them equally.

#46 to #23 - sgtmajjohnson

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(01/17/2016) [-]

The second part I agree with entirely. As for the first part, it was only my personal dislike of her performances. She's loud and irritating in everything. Also, I consider it to be the mark of a poor actor to be unable to play differing roles. Playing the same character with a different name in every movie makes you a ****** actor.