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usernameluisdjlols (11/25/2015) [-] For some reason, I find the use of Gwen for your picture oddly satisfying
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stifflerxchong ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] never forget Fj is a weird place. one day this comment get you greenies to oblivion, the next day your butt get raped by dadmin and 500 red thumb.
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thesupervillian (11/25/2015) [-] I don't know man, I see you making a lot of "joke edgy comments" on random posts. Pretty sure your "ironic" *********** has actually forced you to start coming off as "an edgy cunt"
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] I'm pretty sure that if I start *********** I'd do a better job than being a mildly edgy 12 year old.
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lathyrusvii (11/25/2015) [-] It's okay, buddy! You don't have to feel a thing to be a peachy-keen sorta guy!
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snekebekeliek (11/25/2015) [-] Some of you guys are alright.
Don't go to the beach if you don't want to be a grandfather.
So long retirement funds.
Don't go to the beach if you don't want to be a grandfather.
So long retirement funds.
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kouzan (11/25/2015) [-] I feel sad, I don't know if my dad will be around for me to have kids.
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TITTYFISH (11/25/2015) [-] My older brother just had twins. Still can't believe I'm an uncle now
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jomgor (11/24/2015) [-] hes happy now, but in my experience the grandparents are just glorified babysitters.
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tealkangaroo (11/25/2015) [-] it's kinda funny when you think about it
in a time long ago, when a man and a woman had a child, the woman would take a break from her usual duties to the tribe in order to care for her child, but eventually (when capable) the woman may of had to return to these duties, relieving the care of her child to the elders of the tribe who have far less duties due to their age and physical state.
Nowdays when mum and dad need to get on with work or need time to themselves they look to their elders for assistance once again.
in a time long ago, when a man and a woman had a child, the woman would take a break from her usual duties to the tribe in order to care for her child, but eventually (when capable) the woman may of had to return to these duties, relieving the care of her child to the elders of the tribe who have far less duties due to their age and physical state.
Nowdays when mum and dad need to get on with work or need time to themselves they look to their elders for assistance once again.
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lollypopalopicus ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
That bitch mother nature has been around for a long time. A hell of a lot longer than us. She's still got a few tricks up her sleeve to rope us back in.
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tyrson ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] So, story time.
When my step-mother got pregnant, she wanted to surprise my grandmother. They'd found out just before the holidays, so she thought she'd just put her positive pregnancy test in a box as a gift to Grandma. Meh, not bad but not hilarious.
The funny part came when my grandmother opened the gift, looked at it, and then responded, "Is this a turkey thermometer? I've been meaning to get a new one."
There was an awkward, somewhat laughable silence, and then my stepmom had to explain the gift.
Cue excitement and hugs all around.
Then, a few years later she found out she was pregnant again, and so as a bit of an inside joke, she bought my grandmother a turkey thermometer.
Grandma looked at it and got immediately excited, "Another one? You're pregnant again?"
So that's the story of how turkey thermometers became our family's inside "I'm pregnant" joke.
When my step-mother got pregnant, she wanted to surprise my grandmother. They'd found out just before the holidays, so she thought she'd just put her positive pregnancy test in a box as a gift to Grandma. Meh, not bad but not hilarious.
The funny part came when my grandmother opened the gift, looked at it, and then responded, "Is this a turkey thermometer? I've been meaning to get a new one."
There was an awkward, somewhat laughable silence, and then my stepmom had to explain the gift.
Cue excitement and hugs all around.
Then, a few years later she found out she was pregnant again, and so as a bit of an inside joke, she bought my grandmother a turkey thermometer.
Grandma looked at it and got immediately excited, "Another one? You're pregnant again?"
So that's the story of how turkey thermometers became our family's inside "I'm pregnant" joke.
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lightninghedgehog (11/25/2015) [-] when your older siblings already had kids, so you'll never see this much excitement announcing children
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mondominiman ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] I don't know about that. Im sure they'll be just as excited if you have one as well. It's not a race of who can pump out one the fastest it's about growing up and starting a family of your own.
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Anetheril ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-] **Anetheril used "*roll picture*"**
**Anetheril rolled image** I'm sad. My dad passed away this year and he'll never know that joy of being a grandparent
**Anetheril rolled image** I'm sad. My dad passed away this year and he'll never know that joy of being a grandparent
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mogred (11/25/2015) [-] HFW girls leave the room. I can't help but notice that either the father is now taking the head of the table or trying to maintain a tables distance away from the grandfather
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captainprincess (11/25/2015) [-] It's kind of like that sketchy territory
Like, evne hes happy with it happening he could still be pissed at YOU just because
Like, evne hes happy with it happening he could still be pissed at YOU just because
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albertjester (11/25/2015) [-] i think he's just going round that side to hug his mum, so's as not to brush past his dad and girl while they're hugging. just a thought.
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badhatharry (11/25/2015) [-] I still remember the day my sister told me I was gonna be an uncle by buying me a bag of Uncle Ben's rice...
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imjared ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
i don't understand
were they playing charades?
what were the headphones?
were they playing charades?
what were the headphones?
