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funpunk (01/10/2016) [-] 
Reminds me of this prick from GTA V. How did you guys deal with him?
High speed chase, shot him through the back of his car, stole it and painted it blue.
High speed chase, shot him through the back of his car, stole it and painted it blue.
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fjacctfucku (15 hours ago) [-] bang up his car until he ran, then chase him down with a baseball bat and gasoline
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jdizzleoffthehizzl (18 hours ago) [-]
Shot him in the legs until he died, then poured gasoline all over him with a 5 meter trail to his car, then shot the car so whatever consciousness he had left saw it burn and as it did the flames consumed him........all while on the Freeway
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dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-] I had finished the game at that point.
Minigunned him down.
Got to his car.
Threw it in the water where I "disposed" of Devin
Minigunned him down.
Got to his car.
Threw it in the water where I "disposed" of Devin
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mrhandss (01/11/2016) [-]
Killing him would be too easy and would be proving him right about me. I didn't get angry, I decided to humiliate him instead.
First, I made sure to bang up his car until he got out and tried running. Then, I proceeded to take his car as compensation for all of my time and money that he wasted getting material for his new show. Once I was behind the wheel, I chased him down with the car, making sure to never actually hit him with it, but always be within 3 feet. I chased him for a few city blocks, honking anytime he even thought about slowing down. Countless bystanders undoubtedly saw this humiliation. After making him run at least a full mile away from his office, I quietly pulled back to see him still screaming and running for his life. I took one last look and then drove away.
He might have eventually stopped running, got a ride back to his home, and became rich off of exploiting our sessions together, but we both knew I could end him at any moment of my choosing and let him cling to his pathetic existence while I would go on to take my new sports car and add it to my collection, living life as I saw fit henceforth.
First, I made sure to bang up his car until he got out and tried running. Then, I proceeded to take his car as compensation for all of my time and money that he wasted getting material for his new show. Once I was behind the wheel, I chased him down with the car, making sure to never actually hit him with it, but always be within 3 feet. I chased him for a few city blocks, honking anytime he even thought about slowing down. Countless bystanders undoubtedly saw this humiliation. After making him run at least a full mile away from his office, I quietly pulled back to see him still screaming and running for his life. I took one last look and then drove away.
He might have eventually stopped running, got a ride back to his home, and became rich off of exploiting our sessions together, but we both knew I could end him at any moment of my choosing and let him cling to his pathetic existence while I would go on to take my new sports car and add it to my collection, living life as I saw fit henceforth.
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aggronlover (16 hours ago) [-] Actually, even if you spare him a news report says he got killed.
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mondominiman (15 hours ago) [-] I thought you get a call later saying he faked his death
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oxidoferroso ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-] Therapist or jury duty, Stanley, make up your goddamn mind 
