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#2 - andywazowski (01/09/2016) [-]
> Brunch

****** what? Brunch is ******* amazing
User avatar #34 to #2 - mikeypooh ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
so much bacon at a brunch buffet
User avatar #71 to #2 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Maybe it wasn't meant in a negative way?
User avatar #72 to #71 - andywazowski (01/10/2016) [-]
The image literally implies, that brunch is ****
#81 to #72 - carrotpotato (01/10/2016) [-]
It implies that white people do brunch. Which is somewhat true. Are white people **** ? Insensitive prick.
User avatar #90 to #81 - andywazowski (01/10/2016) [-]
" **** " white people say
One of the words is brunch

It literally calls brunch **** , I know it's not meant to be taken literally, but it does.
User avatar #74 to #72 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
It only implies what you want it to imply.

Take things easy, it's just trying to be a joke.
User avatar #84 to #74 - Farthestlight (01/10/2016) [-]
you are already a joke, dont fret yourself.
User avatar #85 to #84 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
oh please. At least i don't use the first result on Google for "mad scientist" as avatar.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Farthestlight (01/10/2016) [-]
Hahaha, you got me. Sick Karthus avatar btw
#87 to #86 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
a friend here on FJ made it for me.

I think i earned it after playing 600 rankeds with him this season. I got a thing for Skeltals i don't know
User avatar #88 to #87 - Farthestlight (01/10/2016) [-]
I've had mine since 2010, first time changing it since.
#89 to #88 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
looks neat

i don't watch anime, but from what i've seen on FJ i heard it's a good one.
User avatar #19 to #2 - vladi (01/10/2016) [-]
Found the white person.
#25 to #19 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
found the negroid
#26 to #25 - vladi (01/10/2016) [-]
Oh **** my deepest secret.
User avatar #3 to #2 - bloorajah ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
i gotta agree, its like breakfast where cheeseburgers are allowed and so is booze
User avatar #21 to #3 - zaxzwim ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
pfft, not drinking booze at every meal if you do you're clearly an alcoholic
#5 to #2 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
black people don't have enough money to eat brunch.
#15 to #5 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
The president has brunch often.
Racist asshat.
User avatar #6 to #2 - misternobodie ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
Stupid people don't know about the second breakfast.
User avatar #13 to #6 - tsnkami (01/10/2016) [-]
Right after Linner, love me some linner.
#10 - vonboom (01/10/2016) [-]
These kids are cute as **** , would raise plz no cuck
#24 to #10 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
that's 50,000 miles per kid.
User avatar #57 to #24 - elpsycongroo (01/10/2016) [-]
Interesting solution, Mr. Anon. Would you like to show us the work involved in creating such a conclusion?
User avatar #20 to #10 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
raising other peoples kids instead of their own got to be the ultimate cuckold.
over generations this would give irresponsible and unfaithful genotypes far greater chances to procreate and therfor turn humanity into an even more hedonistic asshole society.
not thumbing anything, not wanting to get thumbed either.
User avatar #35 to #20 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
i'd rather kill myself and burn down everything around me then raise someone else's kid or even date a single mom

**** that for eternity
User avatar #54 to #35 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
And here you sit on your fat ass, without a gf or kids on your own running a site for 12 year olds.
User avatar #69 to #54 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
i'm smart enough to realize you're infinitely better off jerking to tranny porn and being forever alone in your basement than being with a single mom

User avatar #76 to #69 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Depends on why the woman is single. If it's because she can't keep her legs closed, then there you go. But what about widows, or women who just had bad luck?

And even if she has kids, why not try to raise them correctly if you actually want to have kids, that is ?
User avatar #79 to #76 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
there's like 2 billion kids in the world

her kids are not my problem, they are only her problem
User avatar #80 to #79 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
You see kids as problem?

How about you see them as opportunity to change a society to the better?
User avatar #82 to #80 - admin (01/10/2016) [-]
as soon as you start raising the poor starving children in africa, you first buddy

you passive aggressive little ****
User avatar #83 to #82 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Your version takes comparably way more effort., that's the problem.
I'm not trying to be annoying, even if it might sound like that. I'm sorry.
User avatar #60 to #54 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
in my country, there is a word called "Fotzenknecht".
believe me or not, there is worse than being single. for example being in a relationship with a twisted egocentric cunt who really does not love you, but you stay and waste your time, money & energy because of the pussy.
User avatar #61 to #60 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
True lol, i dont have a gf either because quite frankly, i dont have that sexual desire, havent fapped in 4 days and before that it was 5 days. Sometimes i think back about my friends who got gf:s in school, some of them where nasty sluts and some other where rather dominant and it felt like my friend had to ask his gf for acceptance for certain things that she didnt like.
User avatar #62 to #61 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
hint
don't think your possible gf would like this star trek model or this anime figure in your bookshelf.
no more zombie movies for you too. the least gf tolerate thing like these. their own little spleen, may it be a drawer full of shoes she never wears, is a different subject rather not discussed.
#53 to #35 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
senpai did notice me.

dragon dildo time for me tonight.
#49 to #35 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I would date your mom
#52 to #20 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
That was an extremely ****** and quite frankly retarded opnion.
User avatar #58 to #52 - mytwocents (01/10/2016) [-]
well, friend of mine, after 6-7 years of marriage found out that his 2 kids ain't his kid. meanwhile he let himself get sterilized, cause his family planing was done and it seemed all happy&fun. wife left him, prolly cheated with another former bf during friends business trip.
uh yeah. and he still got to pay for "his" children and his unemployed wife cuase that's the law here.
he's so much ****** . you don't know **** till it hit's you, that's certain, m8.
User avatar #64 to #58 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
He's a ********** , don't worry about him
User avatar #75 to #20 - alfonshister (01/10/2016) [-]
Because unfaithfulness is genetically disposed

Humans aren't regular animals, what you're taught during childhood is a billion times more relevant than genetics

holy hell was your comment meant seriously?!
User avatar #41 to #20 - BraindeadBuddha (01/10/2016) [-]
> irresponsible and unfaithful genotypes
negro wut. that **** has everything to do with upbringing and **** all to do with genes
#12 to #10 - kewlkrayfish ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
cuck
#33 - vytros (01/10/2016) [-]
GIF
Hahahahh, oh holy **** that one LAST picture generated this much salt. It's glorious.
User avatar #39 to #33 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
/pol/ and KKK rallies are the only communities that might get saltier when you make fun of white people that FJ.
User avatar #7 - sirrawrsalot ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I always do weak high fives, if it doesn't burst my eardrum I did it wrong
User avatar #9 to #7 - amalone ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
if both participants look at each others' elbow, you never miss
User avatar #1 - pebar ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
what's wrong with casseroles?
User avatar #17 to #1 - lordofbreadrolls (01/10/2016) [-]
They're criminally delicious.
User avatar #4 to #1 - vigilum (01/09/2016) [-]
Nothing.
#31 - spagete (01/10/2016) [-]
Im white and   
there is no redo high five    
veganism- hell no    
wine tours are for douches   
group photos i hate them    
i dont know what is casserol   
brunch never had it   
facebook check in's are for attention whores   
segway no way i don't wanna look like complete tard
Im white and
there is no redo high five
veganism- hell no
wine tours are for douches
group photos i hate them
i dont know what is casserol
brunch never had it
facebook check in's are for attention whores
segway no way i don't wanna look like complete tard
#38 to #31 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
I do facebook check-ins just to show off to my friends list of losers that I actually go places and experience things while they get high in their trailers.
User avatar #48 to #38 - spagete (01/10/2016) [-]
people who are gettin high in trailers probably dont care where you at
#37 to #31 - gabikak (01/10/2016) [-]
it's like saying
"i'm black, but i've never eaten chicken meat, or anything fried, and ever heard of watermelon. What is basketball and hip-hop? lol never heard of it"
User avatar #50 to #37 - spagete (01/10/2016) [-]
im not black, and i like fried chicken, watermelon everyone like that , and some hiphop but hiphop ain't my thing and when is summer we play some basketball what the **** am i going black?
User avatar #51 to #50 - gabikak (01/10/2016) [-]
I think you didn't understand
>wine tours are for douches
>hating any forms of group photos
>never eaten brunch or casserol
>lol facebook is for attentionfags
you're just trying so hard to be special and the complete opposite of the stereotypes that I just can't believe you m8
User avatar #55 to #51 - spagete (01/10/2016) [-]
man i dont live in america or everywhere where is black folks that i try to impress, well i dont hate group photos if they are normal but do a silly one for facebook or something like that that is what i dont like and where i live nobody make casserol, i dont try to be special i do stuff what i like
User avatar #44 - iexs (01/10/2016) [-]
"Redo high fives when the first one wasn't good enough"

are you saying white people get things done right
#22 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Great their fathers.

Go into a store without robbing it.



User avatar #56 to #22 - enlightednatzie (01/10/2016) [-]
And getting offended by a simple joke.
#27 to #22 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
great
#28 to #27 - distortedflare ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Yeah I know. I realised I ****** up when I wrote it. But if I delete it then I won't learn.
User avatar #29 to #22 - fuzzyballs (01/10/2016) [-]
what
greet? you mean greet, right?
User avatar #23 - aerius (01/10/2016) [-]
Do non-white people settle for sub-par high-fives? Reclaim your honour with an acceptable high-five or get the **** outta my house.
User avatar #68 - herbolifee (01/10/2016) [-]
"Redo high five"

Yeah well excuse us for not accepting failure
#63 - veryfahnyjokes (01/10/2016) [-]
black people being jelly that white people have culture
#59 - secondfunction ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
>mocking segways
User avatar #77 to #59 - ipwnallnubz (01/10/2016) [-]
b-but muh hoverboard!

I'm so happy they're fire hazards. Maybe they'll die out soon.
#8 - kaimietis (01/10/2016) [-]
"lets do a silly one!"
The same group of people who enjoy explaining jokes to you and feel smart about it.
#30 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**** ******* Do:
Steal and riot when something nonoffensive is somehow dubbed offensive.
smell like ******* **** .
like seriously do they not bathe?
enjoy the crappiest music that sounds like gibberish and sexual moans.
smoke.
drink.
be overly aggressive just to get in fights.
make racist 'jokes' yet cant be racist.
hates when others are 'racist' to them.
sag.
have horrible fashion.

make sure the cop knows its racial profiling and racism for confiscating his illegal weapons and weed.

talk as loud as **** .
drugs and roids.
use horrible sounding ebonics and an assortment of unfruitful gibberish.
#36 to #30 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
"Horrible sounding Ebonics"
User avatar #47 - honeybrew (01/10/2016) [-]
Last one is just blatant racism..
#42 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Holy **** the salt
#40 - BraindeadBuddha (01/10/2016) [-]
First one tho' as if that's gonna stop me
User avatar #18 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
i don't highfive. I like my personal space.
I like meat.
I don't drink
I don't like photos at all
I don't think i've had a casserole
never had brunch
i hate segways
i hate facebook

Am i the worst example of a white person in their eyes?
User avatar #91 to #18 - chaosraptor (2 hours ago) [-]
you saying you need some 'safe space' there skelly?

and seriously... an aussie that doesnt drink?
User avatar #92 to #91 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It just never appealed to me.
#93 to #92 - chaosraptor (42 minutes ago) [-]
but you still want your safe space?
User avatar #94 to #93 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (37 minutes ago) [-]
Well i can see the benefits.
User avatar #95 to #94 - chaosraptor (36 minutes ago) [-]
**chaosraptor used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"**
**chaosraptor rolls Yes definitely**
does skelly want a hugbox too?
User avatar #96 to #95 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
Do hugboxes come with Anti-free speech bubbles?
User avatar #97 to #96 - chaosraptor (30 minutes ago) [-]
whatever makes you happy

you can move into the hugbox on the shelf next to mudkip
#70 to #45 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
>create the industrial revolution
What do you mean white people? It was us Scottish and English. Anglos are the true white race.
#78 to #70 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
So... white people.
User avatar #32 - theluppijackal ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
White people can also say "thanks for the warning officer"
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