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Den' t Worry, it' s, jghi! a rental.
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Ines;
I ill in
Den' t Worry, it' s, jghi! a rental.
That' s been hanging in my closet for years,
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rumpledforeskin (01/06/2016) [-] Funnyjunk sucks
The only post on FJ ever where everyone can post all the wrong things and get green thumbs.
The only post on FJ ever where everyone can post all the wrong things and get green thumbs.
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darrensankari (01/06/2016) [-] Social Justice Warriors are fighting the most important fight of our time and I'm proud to call xchlem my schlisters in arms.
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Tyranitar (01/06/2016) [-] "One Punch Man isn't funny"
"Five Nights at Freddy's > Undertale"
"RWBY should be considered an anime"
"I believe America should have stricter gun control"
"I prefer the Imperial measurement system and Fahrenheit over metric and Celsius"
"Hillary and Bernie are better than any of the Republican candidates"
"'No post on Sundays' was the most retarded thing any website has ever done"
"I agree with Elk"
"Five Nights at Freddy's > Undertale"
"RWBY should be considered an anime"
"I believe America should have stricter gun control"
"I prefer the Imperial measurement system and Fahrenheit over metric and Celsius"
"Hillary and Bernie are better than any of the Republican candidates"
"'No post on Sundays' was the most retarded thing any website has ever done"
"I agree with Elk"
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matralith (01/06/2016) [-] ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
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saltyfries ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] the constant trolls and themed accounts are actually funny
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likeacupcake ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-] Anyone ever find out what that text actually says?
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dannyzapdos ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I disagree with you, but that doesn't mean you're a faggot.
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damiar (01/06/2016) [-] The oatmeal was right all along. Cheating isn't really that bad if she doesn't put out every night. God exists and you're all going to hell. God doesn't exist and the sheer lack of intelligence in the theology community appalls me. Black men can be great father's and respectable members of society. There's nothing wrong with suicide I mean if someone really has no way out they should just end it
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starfletcher (01/06/2016) [-] **starfletcher used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**starfletcher rolls Dump stats.**
**starfletcher rolls Dump stats.**
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gggeee ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] ******* Ryan and Collin.
They were always the best, Wayne being a close second.
The others always over complicated their replies.
They were always the best, Wayne being a close second.
The others always over complicated their replies.
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AnomynousUser ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I agree that those three were the best, but Greg was pretty damn good, too. And in the Extravaganza show, the other guys (I can't remember their names) were great with Wayne in the songs bits.
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ChuckNorrisVsMRT ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Tbh it's harder to deliver a simple one liner in comedy. Especially on the spot in an improv show like who's line.
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IamPinhead (01/06/2016) [-]
You have dishonored me, you have dishonored my family and you have dishonored the Shaolin temple.
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saltyfries ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I prefer Side A because our rack is over a furnace vent so it's less of a mess.
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anon (01/06/2016) [-]
i wished they bring drew carey as guest cast for the show. would be hilarious.
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mondominiman ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] It shows you're being cheap, realistically this shouldn't a problem but olden ways shows that you have to be financially secure for your woman to mooch off you.
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ahnerma (01/06/2016) [-] m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRrvPpZtqIU Best whose line moment imo couldnt fine the full version in better quality without spanish subtitles so sue me
