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h/ Black Friday experience:
1 Seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed
the last 3 blue towels in the box
1 Standing in line for a PSA with a preacher who showed me how to use
my keys to stab people if they try to steal things outta my hands
1 Watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a Doc
purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen
wearing Rudolph antlers
1 Stampede at Khols twee pillows
1 Getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his buggy and 4 more
in his arms
1 Two women being dragged off by police after a fight because they
both wanted the same vacuum cleaner
1 A man getting special permission by Walmart employees to check out
ahead of everyone else "because he didn' t realize it was Black Friday
and all he wanted was a jar of pickles"
the man who wanted a jar of pickles
Same
1 Seeing a woman get her arm broken by a man because she grabbed
the last 3 blue towels in the box
1 Standing in line for a PSA with a preacher who showed me how to use
my keys to stab people if they try to steal things outta my hands
1 Watching a man who hit an employee over the head with a Doc
purse get tackled and carried away by two policemen
wearing Rudolph antlers
1 Stampede at Khols twee pillows
1 Getting in line behind a man with 16 blenders in his buggy and 4 more
in his arms
1 Two women being dragged off by police after a fight because they
both wanted the same vacuum cleaner
1 A man getting special permission by Walmart employees to check out
ahead of everyone else "because he didn' t realize it was Black Friday
and all he wanted was a jar of pickles"
the man who wanted a jar of pickles
Same
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