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Hello hello!
All right enough chitchat,
let' s put our cards on the
table. No, I' never swiped
right before. No, none of
these pictures are of me.
Yes, I' been on the lamb
since rea
I need to know if I can trust
you.
q I' m so confused
Confused? No. Confused
was what I was when I
walked into that bank
brandishing my dads smith
and wesson at the ripe
young age of 16.
The world doesn' t forgive
Chrissy. It' s a cold, hard
bitch.
What are you trying to get
q out of this conversation?
3 things: A. Can you provide
asylum? B. can you cook? I
am lactose mrawr& C. Do
you love me
q Um I only just met you
Listen Chrissy, I took a
gamble on you. I need you
to pull through or this could
mean the end of the road
for me. Let' s see, do you
know morse code?
Also, you' re going to need
an alias. How about
Brookfield?
q WHAT IS HAPPENING
I go by the Salamander. I
am tall and I have black hair
and very pale skin. I will be
wearing a disguise when we
meet. Look for the signal: I
will sneeze three times. You
pretend to take a call. I will
leave; you follow me at a
reasonable distance. is this
understood, Brookfield?
Excellent. Our rendezvous
will be at this time
tomorrow. We need to be
out of the city by sundown.
Can you drive stick?
This really throws a wrench
in our plans, Brookfield. Not
to worry, Ill drive, but be
prepared to switch seats in
the unlikely event that we
are stopped by law
enforcement. Side note,
food should be prepared
when we get back to your
quarters, before we leave.
What are you making? I will
remind you, ' lactose
mrawr&
q I' m still really confused.
ll means I' m allergic to dairy
products. Please don' t use
any of them when preparing
the meal.
No I know what lactose
intolerant means... But
q what' s happening in general
It' s up to you, Ill eat
anything as long as there
isn' t dairy in IT
not about the food... Why
are we having this
q conversation
Don' t get all philosophical
on me, Brookfield. I need
you focused, sharp as a
tack. Nimble, like a cat.
None of this existential
mumbo jumbo means
anything if we don' t pull this
off.
q PULL WHAT OFF
All right enough chitchat,
let' s put our cards on the
table. No, I' never swiped
right before. No, none of
these pictures are of me.
Yes, I' been on the lamb
since rea
I need to know if I can trust
you.
q I' m so confused
Confused? No. Confused
was what I was when I
walked into that bank
brandishing my dads smith
and wesson at the ripe
young age of 16.
The world doesn' t forgive
Chrissy. It' s a cold, hard
bitch.
What are you trying to get
q out of this conversation?
3 things: A. Can you provide
asylum? B. can you cook? I
am lactose mrawr& C. Do
you love me
q Um I only just met you
Listen Chrissy, I took a
gamble on you. I need you
to pull through or this could
mean the end of the road
for me. Let' s see, do you
know morse code?
Also, you' re going to need
an alias. How about
Brookfield?
q WHAT IS HAPPENING
I go by the Salamander. I
am tall and I have black hair
and very pale skin. I will be
wearing a disguise when we
meet. Look for the signal: I
will sneeze three times. You
pretend to take a call. I will
leave; you follow me at a
reasonable distance. is this
understood, Brookfield?
Excellent. Our rendezvous
will be at this time
tomorrow. We need to be
out of the city by sundown.
Can you drive stick?
This really throws a wrench
in our plans, Brookfield. Not
to worry, Ill drive, but be
prepared to switch seats in
the unlikely event that we
are stopped by law
enforcement. Side note,
food should be prepared
when we get back to your
quarters, before we leave.
What are you making? I will
remind you, ' lactose
mrawr&
q I' m still really confused.
ll means I' m allergic to dairy
products. Please don' t use
any of them when preparing
the meal.
No I know what lactose
intolerant means... But
q what' s happening in general
It' s up to you, Ill eat
anything as long as there
isn' t dairy in IT
not about the food... Why
are we having this
q conversation
Don' t get all philosophical
on me, Brookfield. I need
you focused, sharp as a
tack. Nimble, like a cat.
None of this existential
mumbo jumbo means
anything if we don' t pull this
off.
q PULL WHAT OFF
...
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