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User avatar #54 - thejusticar (10/30/2015) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by crixuz
While this is funny, what we really need to know is if he would touch a poop for 20$
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User avatar #13 - evilanakie (10/30/2015) [-]
i think "safe spaces" as in a panic room is a good idea for sufferers of ptsd and other mental illnesses too bad none of these guys actually have any
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#100 to #13 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Depends on what the cause of the ptsd is, if it has to do with feeling closed in or seperated, perhaps not the best of ideas.
Quite good for those who feel immense suffering from being around people though.
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#14 to #13 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
the floor is bed, the bed is bed, the walls are bed - everything is bed
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User avatar #20 to #14 - xsirwafflezx (10/30/2015) [-]
Is the ceiling a bed too?
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User avatar #28 to #20 - shaddyz (10/30/2015) [-]
Yes after an exorzist case that went horrible wrong (girl banged her head at the ceiling while floating) even the ceiling is a bed
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#109 to #20 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
I'd be impressed if anyone could reach and use the ceiling as a roof
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#31 to #1 - demonsora (10/30/2015) [-]
maaan your comment worked so perfectly, not only for the post but well after too
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#42 to #41 - demonsora (10/30/2015) [-]
even better!
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#5 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
You know, I used to hate Dawkins because, even though I was an atheist at that time Not anymore. All hail Ik Onkar , I still found him really condescending.

Now I kinda get it. I think he saw these people coming years before any of us did.
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User avatar #76 to #5 - thebtardist (10/30/2015) [-]
What religion are you now
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User avatar #81 to #76 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
Best way to describe it is a secular Sikh. I want to make the full commitment, but I'm not sure about some of their tenets, like not cutting the hair or being religiously obligated to intervene in unjust situations. Their central ideas though, like Ik Onkar (literally "One Constant") being a metaphysical personification of the universe make a lot of sense to me.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - thebtardist (10/30/2015) [-]
But, im an atheist so this is from my point of view, how can you go from not believing in any form of god existing, to believing in the Sikh ideology.

Im not trying to offend you, simply curious
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User avatar #84 to #82 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
Well, the reason I didn't believe in a god before was that I found that most religions prescribed to almost physical gods who directly impacted the course of events in the universe. In other words, gods whose nature was like a living being with higher powers. I found this incredibly hard to swallow, to the extent that I was sure it was untrue.

The Sikh Ik Onkar isn't a physical deity though, it's a metaphysical personification of the universe. In other words, it impacts your life because you are part of it, just like most living beings. The processes that life undergoes, birth, death, and all steps in between are simply machinations that serve as part of this personification, like how your body undergoes its own processes. The Sikh deity is the universe itself, and the ultimate expression of piety and religious devotion is to try to understand the universe and intercede in it on the behalf of humanity.
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User avatar #88 to #84 - thebtardist (10/30/2015) [-]
That just sounds like your worshiping the chaos theory, quantim mechanics and luck though. The universe has no personification, its just science.
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User avatar #92 to #88 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
This is what separates you from me. I understand that it's explicable by science, but that doesn't explain why this stuff is possible. Quarks can explain atoms, and photons can explain light, but nothing can explain why those things, at their base, exist. The notion that the universe itself is ruled by some living entity that experiences emotion is absurd, but the idea that it is an entity, not the kind that you or I could understand, but one fundamentally different and equally alive is much easier to swallow.
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User avatar #95 to #92 - thebtardist (10/30/2015) [-]
Im accepting of all religions, just in my life any god as no meaning or purpose for me, it doesnt mean i have any qualms with a religion, as long as it remains peaceful.

Do you believe on simply the will of the universe or do you believe that this personification inhabits all things?
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User avatar #97 to #95 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
I understand that, I simply disagree with you on the matter of religion.

How do I explain it? "Ik Onkar" is a panjabi phrase which means "One with all things". In other words, a complete unity among all things that exist in the universe. Not some universal soul that all beings have, but each soul is different. The same soul, spread among all living things, that we are all a part of. It's not a will, or a physical personification, it's a metaphysical personification: it Is.
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User avatar #106 to #97 - fornowjr (10/30/2015) [-]
I understand what you mean, but I believe that it is the atoms that connect all of us from past to present all through the basis of science, of course. . The universe just is, but not a deity of any kind.
Thanks for sharing your belief, I got a better understanding of what Sikhs are.
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User avatar #104 to #84 - YllekNayr (10/30/2015) [-]
that's more monistic than theistic
like Buddhism
one can be atheist and still be religious
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#66 to #5 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
If you spent as much time debating creationists as he does you'd probably become condescending too.
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User avatar #113 to #5 - cannibalvegan (10/30/2015) [-]
He is quite annoying, he even said once during a speech that we should "ridicule religious people with contempt in public". That's just being a dick, I feel like he was molested by a priest or something as a kid by the ways he talks about Christianity in perticular.

I'm not religious, but going out of your way to shove your atheism down people's throats is equally annoying as some Jehova's witness walking door to door trying to convert people, at least the Jehova's witnesses are adorable and polite, even if you tell them to **** off they respect your opinion and leave you alone. I think this organized atheism is quite ridiculous in general, it's like having a club with people who doesn't golf and talk about how stupid golfing is. Atheists should be the one caring the least about religion.
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User avatar #124 to #113 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
He was molested by a priest in his childhood.
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User avatar #126 to #124 - cannibalvegan (10/30/2015) [-]
Holy **** , I was just joking, but apparently it did happen.
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User avatar #128 to #126 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
Yeah. He claims that he doesn't think it's had a big impact on him, but I'm sure being taken advantage of by a religious figure like that, especially at a time when this was going on and nothing was being done about it helped to convince him that religion was dangerous to society. I don't think he's right, but I can certainly agree that unregulated religion, like what happens in the Middle-East and in some places with Christianity is a danger to society.
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User avatar #131 to #128 - cannibalvegan (10/30/2015) [-]
I'm sure it had significant impact, oftentimes hardcore atheists deconverted because something like that has happened in their life, many atheists over on /r atheism for example became atheists after their child died, they were molested by a priest or because they've been mistreated by their religious parents. Normal atheists usually don't care, but these one's have something personal against religion which I believe is the case with Richard Dawkins. It's nothing wrong with criticizing religion, all ideas should be challenged, but personally attacking religious people just shows that the hatred lies on a personal level.
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#7 to #5 - innocentbabies (10/30/2015) [-]
Eh, he's condescending, but it can be amusing. It's not really different than what we do all the time. He'll never really make much of a different in the whole religion thing, but it's great for circle-jerking.

That said, there are better ways for me to waste my time, so I don't pay much attention to that stuff anymore.
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User avatar #21 to #5 - Shiny (10/30/2015) [-]
Dawkins is part of the last generation of the "old left" before social skepticism became creepy territoriality fetishism and Orwellian thought police.
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User avatar #9 - alphagex (10/30/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk is my safe space everybody keep memeing with me..hot delicious memes. I'm jk thanks to fj I';m more chill about everything.
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#10 to #9 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're getting down votes. This is the funniest hing I have seen all day.
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#70 to #9 - calvintroll (10/30/2015) [-]
FJ has exquisite memes tho
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#71 to #70 - greyhoundfd (10/30/2015) [-]
Why does this exist?
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#111 to #71 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
That's why I prefer the classic
it may be a bit loud
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User avatar #89 to #70 - dorfdorfdorf (10/30/2015) [-]
a bait and switch and switch and switch and switch and switch and switch and swtich and switch and swithc and swhithc and ahihsit andhisrw ashfiannshisnachwihsnahits
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User avatar #137 to #70 - alphagex (10/31/2015) [-]
That is way too much memes recomanded by the daily amount of memes by proffer mememerton.I have to skip memes for a week.
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User avatar #107 to #70 - YllekNayr (10/30/2015) [-]
it should have ended right after allahu ackbar
prior to that it nearly made me spit my drink out twice from laughing
can anyone edit webms so that it cuts off right after the explosion and allahu ackbar?
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#43 - Smushy (10/30/2015) [-]
I agree, go hard, or go home.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - whatwhen ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
im gonna need a sauce for this.. for research of course
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#61 to #53 - mrlosthaze (10/30/2015) [-]
**mrlosthaze used "*roll picture*"**
**mrlosthaze rolled image**you sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
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User avatar #110 to #53 - marmiteistasty (10/30/2015) [-]
dude that thumbnail looks like her head comes out of her vagina
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#75 to #53 - profssortwntyight (10/30/2015) [-]
I keep reading chloe chlamydia
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User avatar #57 to #53 - whatwhen ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
thank you oh its only 2 minutes
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User avatar #130 to #57 - johrny (10/30/2015) [-]
More than enough if you ask me
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#135 to #130 - whatwhen ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
porn of 2 minutes more than enough? NO!
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User avatar #136 to #135 - johrny (10/31/2015) [-]
Gotta go fast
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User avatar #45 to #44 - Smushy (10/30/2015) [-]
I honestly have no clue.
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User avatar #47 to #45 - whatwhen ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
someone must have it
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#50 to #47 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
All I know is it was devicebondage. The shoot may be 2-3 years old. But I think you can find this particular scene under girl gets brain damage from orgasm or something along those lines.
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#74 to #50 - profssortwntyight (10/30/2015) [-]
Your comment didnt bring me to the vid but i dd re-discover efukt. Thanks m8o
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User avatar #60 to #43 - thechosentroll (10/30/2015) [-]
Is this porn or an exorcism?
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User avatar #73 to #60 - arnoldbusk (10/30/2015) [-]
yes
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User avatar #2 - breaken (10/30/2015) [-]
South Park - Safe Space - "In My Safe Space"
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User avatar #18 - krobeles (10/30/2015) [-]
I'de like to hear from an American STEM student.
All this PC ******** and gender politics seems to be flooding from the libral arts and humanities falculty and I'de like to know if its infected the STEM fields yet.

I can safely say, that it hasn't done so here in Denmark.
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#80 to #18 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
Could you be kind of enough to explain to me what STEM is and what PC is? asking as an anonfag bc im a fgt
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User avatar #134 to #80 - steinway (10/30/2015) [-]
and PC means Politically Correct.
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User avatar #115 to #80 - dudewitharake (10/30/2015) [-]
acronym for Science Technology Engineering and Mathematics for the STEAM acronym just add Arts between E and M
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User avatar #112 to #18 - allamericandude (10/30/2015) [-]
I recently graduated with a degree in aerospace engineering. The SJW stuff had zero influence on anything I did in STEM classes. It's completely irrelevant. But the university forces you to take a certain amount of other courses like humanities or social sciences to "make you more well rounded" (read: get more money out of you). Luckily I was able to avoid any gender-related courses. I took a few cultural courses that were mildly interesting, but completely useless for anything I planned to do with my career. That's the closest I ever got to the whole SJW scene.
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#119 to #18 - lujan (10/30/2015) [-]
I went to university in Alabama. There was almost none of the ******** feminist stuff on the internet. Also it's not as redneck as people think. Most of the people in the university were there for a higher education and it was pretty evenly split on men and women in most courses. There were outliers of course, but my experience was pretty nice all 4 years. I majored in biology, so I took classes in subjects such as math, chemistry, physics, and core bs as well as the biology related classes I took. Usually classes were around 50% women, 50% men, with a rare trans or gay person dropped in. Racial diversity was usually around 40% white, 30% black, 20% eastern asian, and 10% anything else. However, halfway through each semester the black and female populations of the classes would drop dramatically. There would be drop outs in every category but black and female especially. I don't think my university even had a women's studies degree program, so most of the people who dropped classes just changed to business or English, something relatively easier. Also many of the foreign students that played sports were business majors. I think in the Education and English field it was something like 70-80% were women. I don't remember the racial make up of most of these other majors. But when anything happened, like a cop shooting a black kid, nobody really said anything, not even the black students or professors. Everyone was just there to get a degree so they could move on in life. It was nice.
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#132 to #18 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
American STEM student here studying at a top 10 school in the country. (going anon)

I attend a University double majoring in biophysics and molecular biology w/ Astrophysics. There is a great deal of feminism here on campus, from what I've seen feminazis are typically found in the social sciences and humanities college, but finding one in a STEM course is very rare (unless it's a prereq course i.e Gen Chem 1&2).

We are okay so far. However, feminazis are not to be confused with the typical feminist who believes in the wage gap but is indifferent towards activism.

My regards.
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User avatar #133 to #132 - steinway (10/30/2015) [-]
Also,

Feminazis & Feminism are ubiquitous here in New York. You will find that the more urban of a place you are in, the more you will find the progressive types of people. Walk around NYC central park and you will see feminist slogans written in chalk.
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User avatar #24 to #18 - redclover (10/30/2015) [-]
I went to a community college, so I can't say how it is at major universities
but the stem program was pretty diverse

the classes were always 25-50% female
and almost always 50% minorities
most "studies" about inequality in STEM programs want you to believe that 90% of the students are white males, which certainly wasn't the case
hell, most of my instructors where minorities or women
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User avatar #25 to #24 - krobeles (10/30/2015) [-]
Thats not really the thrust of my question.
We were at the physics department have alot of women and minorities as well, but nobody is sympathetic to the SJW/PC ******** agenda.

I'de like to know if its different in the US.
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User avatar #32 to #25 - ScottP (10/30/2015) [-]
I honestly haven't met anyone at my university who supports the SJWs. I've seen a couple of people on campus with their hairs dyed purple or rainbows or something, but that might not be related. Most people tend to just mind their own business.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - krobeles (10/30/2015) [-]
My hair is ass-long, mostly red but gradually blackens along its span with gradients of blondeish giving it an orange sheen in places.
Honestly, by the looks of me, I'm the type of faggot that should support these crazy ********* .
Looks aren't a good indication.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - redclover (10/30/2015) [-]
never encountered anyone in the department having an issue or claiming some PC ****
it always came from outside the department
like one time the parent of a nursing student side note, this is ******* college. If you still need mom and dad to handle your school affairs, you should probably go home until you're old enough to do **** on your own came into the stem department office and started going off on how there's no black people in the stem program and that the college is racist. The head of the stem department, a black woman, came out her office and told her to go away and stop trying to cause problems that don't exist
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User avatar #46 to #18 - yearofluigi (10/30/2015) [-]
It hasn't where I go, or at least as far as I'm aware. Most of the professors I've met seem like they wouldn't give a **** because they tend to be old and foreign or they rip on Liberal arts majors. Most of the students of the students don't care or are even aware of feminism, they care more about graduating/getting a job and their hobbies. I did see some privilege poster in one of the buildings but I'm pretty sure they're here for business or history or something.
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User avatar #63 to #18 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
Speaking as a humanities major, the political correctness seems to be coming from the students more than the faculty.

At least that's the case on my end.
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User avatar #72 to #18 - StaticX (10/30/2015) [-]
I cant speak a ton for STEM, but as a business major, the SJW ******** hasn't gotten there in the way people stereotypically think, it's there, but less of an ideology more of a "Study this, these people are an easily manipulated target market that can make seemingly fringe markets make ******* bank."

For my computer science classes that I'm considering double majoring in I don't see any, but I'm not that far ion there yet.

As an entire university, it's they're a little, there's a big "CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME" hoo-bla going on, but nobody seems to cares except the students organizing it.
And the martial arts club has not taken any fire for offering free women's self defense course, so its not horrible where I am, but every now and again you encounter a dumbass.
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#102 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2015) [-]
Colleges are very unsafe places. Especially if you dare to disagree with a woman or a minority.
Colleges are very unsafe places.
Especially if you dare to disagree with a woman or a minority.
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User avatar #37 - gibroner (10/30/2015) [-]
Colleges can be a safe space the problem is most of your modern SJW hyper leftists think that safe space means nobody is allowed to disagree with them or present them with information that conflicts with their world view which is the exact opposite of what a college should be for
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#8 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Love Letters to Richard Dawkins Richard Dawkins reading out abusive emails.
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#17 to #8 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
"you accept every single fact from science because you're gay!"
hwat
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#16 to #8 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #65 - elcreepo (10/30/2015) [-]
Universities should be safe spaces.

Just not safe spaces free from differing opinions, that defeats the purpose of a place for adults to learn how to have broad views of the world.

But students should be safe from getting physically injured or killed for your opinion, how you look, your religion, ect.

That means that SJWs should not be allowed to harass or beat up non-SJWs, and vice versa.

It's a simple concept that people on tumblr just don't like.
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User avatar #103 - letting (10/30/2015) [-]
That really depends on what you mean by "safe space".

Are we talking about the Tumblr/SJW "safe space" where any opinion that varies from theirs should be labeled with a verbal "trigger warning"? Or are we talking a positive, non-judgmental learning institution where your opinions, feelings, and thoughts can be expressed without fear of retribution?

I feel like the latter is kinda necessary for adults coming-of-age, which is usually the time people attend college.
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#105 to #103 - Marker (10/30/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Dawkins is probably insulting the idea behind the former.

The latter is necessary to an extent. It also depends on what you mean by "non-judgmental" and "without fear of retribution". In both college and the real world, you should be prepared for the fact that people will judge what you say, and that they have as much right to do so as you have to say what you want. That's both sides of the freedom of expression, right there (refer to image).
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User avatar #68 - twiceasfun (10/30/2015) [-]
A school very well should be a safe space. The problem is what sjw's think they need to be safe from
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User avatar #15 - tittylovin (10/30/2015) [-]
I never liked the people who use college and university as like some weird ******* debate zone.
I guess that's my fault for taking pseudoscience classes like sociology where research and the scientific method takes a backseat to guesswork and white guilt.
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User avatar #35 to #15 - timmywankenobi (10/30/2015) [-]
yes .
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User avatar #38 to #15 - adu (10/30/2015) [-]
Ah yes, sociology, the "Study of what your Professor wants you to believe."
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User avatar #56 to #38 - tittylovin (10/30/2015) [-]
You're more accurate than I want reality to let you be.
>first day of sociology class, instructor is a student teacher
>assignment, one page on our opinions on legalization of weed
>next week he pulls me aside and asks for where I got my information
>young dumb socially anxious me says Wikipedia
>he says I didn't cite my sources and he's taking me to the dean to expel me
>I panic and beg him not to, tell him I didn't know better
>he finally lets it go
>proceeds to spend the whole class talking about his struggle with pot addiction and how it killed his friend
That's when I learned my lesson. I'll play it safe next time.
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User avatar #59 to #56 - adu (10/30/2015) [-]
Gotta be careful when injecting those marijuanas
They turned my best friend black, and now he's gay and votes for Bernie Sanders
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#34 - drakeii (10/30/2015) [-]
i find it amazing that people can actually tolerate listening to dawkins um.. talk
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#62 to #34 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
#triggered
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#39 to #34 - bjormika (10/30/2015) [-]
Why is that so amazing?
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User avatar #55 to #39 - thejusticar (10/30/2015) [-]
Because most of the time, he is a condescending twat.
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#58 to #55 - drakeii (10/30/2015) [-]
wow that is almost exactly what i was gonna say

he basically shows himself as smart by making you think you are stupid

if you pay attention tho;youll find out he doesnt make any actual points just a flood of out there/shocking statements and question,

almost like spam in your main inbox
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#67 to #55 - bjormika (10/30/2015) [-]
Aah, okay. Well, he does speak with a very british accent, thought that might be why.
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#78 - vladi (10/30/2015) [-]
Or how about you go live in a country where school shootings aren't the latest fashion.
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#123 - alcoholicsemen (10/30/2015) [-]
well with the school shootings he is right
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#117 - crimsonsunshine ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
new Southpark has this **** on point.
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User avatar #125 to #117 - alcoholicsemen (10/30/2015) [-]
i want to butter demi levato thighs with my essence after making her scream the alphabet backwards with my meat sword any **** ups and she starts over
i've been a virgin too long i dont know how sex works and im too embarrassed to ask
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#52 - anon (10/30/2015) [-]
Ahh Dick Dockings... full of **** as always I see...
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