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#4
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lean (10/28/2015) [-] 
Totally legit guys. Look at the massive feast he laid out for me when i payed him a visit.
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daredevizz (10/29/2015) [-] what is Nigeria? North Korea? of course those are real apples.
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suckthesack (10/29/2015) [-]
I learned this song as a kid in Kenya
When you walkin in tha bush
and you hear a something goin swoosh
Diarrhea
and then for some ******* reason you would click tour tounge twice before saying diarrhea again
it didnt work s a magical chant against bush ***** you should really know which leaves you can and cannot wipe with It felt like the fury of a thousand suns was focused on my rectum
When you walkin in tha bush
and you hear a something goin swoosh
Diarrhea
and then for some ******* reason you would click tour tounge twice before saying diarrhea again
it didnt work s a magical chant against bush ***** you should really know which leaves you can and cannot wipe with It felt like the fury of a thousand suns was focused on my rectum
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deathweaver (11/16/2015) [-] When you're driving in a Chevy and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Deep in the heart of the African jungle you can hear the sound of a constipated ape
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh!
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're swimming in the pool and you feel something cool
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea, diarrhea
Deep in the heart of the African jungle you can hear the sound of a constipated ape
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh!
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thebigberg (10/29/2015) [-] Alright do you need anything else besides my credit card info? Like my social security number so you know that its actually me and not some dude trying to pose as me?
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thebigberg (10/29/2015) [-] Aww sweet. My bank account number so my bank can vouch for me! Man thank you Prince of Nigeria you really are helpful!
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thebigberg (10/29/2015) [-] Look I am so sorry dude. I really am. Please dont send your Nigerian Mafia on me.
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elseano (10/29/2015) [-]
Canaidan bank accounts have very long numbers, here is mine
01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110
01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110
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stonetomcat (10/29/2015) [-] 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01111001 00100000 01101101 01100101 01110100 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
-Bender Bending Rodriguez
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elseano (10/29/2015) [-]
00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110001 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110001 00110000 00100000 00110000 00110001 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110000 00110001 00110001 00100000
try doubling it up
try doubling it up
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tavafanduvill (10/29/2015) [-] 01010111011010000110000101110100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100110 01110101011000110110101100100000011001000110100101100100001000000111100101101111 01110101001000000110101001110101011100110111010000100000011001100111010101100011 01101011011010010110111001100111001000000111001101100001011110010010000001100001 01100010011011110111010101110100001000000110110101100101001011000010000001111001 01101111011101010010000001101100011010010111010001110100011011000110010100100000 01100010011010010111010001100011011010000011111100100000010010011001001001101100 01101100001000000110100001100001011101100110010100100000011110010110111101110101 00100000011010110110111001101111011101110010000001001001001000000110011101110010 01100001011001000111010101100001011101000110010101100100001000000111010001101111 01110000001000000110111101100110001000000110110101111001001000000110001101101100 01100001011100110111001100100000011010010110111000100000011101000110100001100101 00100000010011100110000101110110011110010010000001010011011001010110000101101100 01110011001011000010000001100001011011100110010000100000010010011001001001110110 01100101001000000110001001100101011001010110111000100000011010010110111001110110 01101111011011000111011001100101011001000010000001101001011011100010000001101110 01110101011011010110010101110010011011110111010101110011001000000111001101100101 01100011011100100110010101110100001000000111001001100001011010010110010001110011 00100000011011110110111000100000010000010110110000101101010100010111010101100001 01100101011001000110000100101100001000000110000101101110011001000010000001001001 00100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001101111011101100110010101110010 00100000001100110011000000110000001000000110001101101111011011100110011001101001 01110010011011010110010101100100001000000110101101101001011011000110110001110011 00101110001000000100100100100000011000010110110100100000011101000111001001100001 01101001011011100110010101100100001000000110100101101110001000000110011101101111 01110010011010010110110001101100011000010010000001110111011000010111001001100110 01100001011100100110010100100000011000010110111001100100001000000100100110010010 01101101001000000111010001101000011001010010000001110100011011110111000000100000 01110011011011100110100101110000011001010111001000100000011010010110111000100000 01110100011010000110010100100000011001010110111001110100011010010111001001100101 00100000010101010101001100100000011000010111001001101101011001010110010000100000 01100110011011110111001001100011011001010111001100101110001000000101100101101111 01110101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001101110011011110111010001101000 01101001011011100110011100100000011101000110111100100000011011010110010100100000 01100010011101010111010000100000011010100111010101110011011101000010000001100001 01101110011011110111010001101000011001010111001000100000011101000110000101110010 01100111011001010111010000101110001000000100100100100000011101110110100101101100 01101100001000000111011101101001011100000110010100100000011110010110111101110101 00100000011101000110100001100101001000000110011001110101011000110110101100100000 01101111011101010111010000100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001110000 01110010011001010110001101101001011100110110100101101111011011100010000001110100 01101000011001010010000001101100011010010110101101100101011100110010000001101111 01100110001000000111011101101000011010010110001101101000001000000110100001100001 01110011001000000110111001100101011101100110010101110010001000000110001001100101 01100101011011100010000001110011011001010110010101101110001000000110001001100101 01100110011011110111001001100101001000000110111101101110001000000111010001101000 01101001011100110010000001000101011000010111001001110100011010000010110000100000 01101101011000010111001001101011001000000110110101111001001000000110011001110101 01100011011010110110100101101110011001110010000001110111011011110111001001100100 01110011001011100010000001011001011011110111010100100000011101000110100001101001
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adhdtookmyaccount (10/28/2015) [-]
My dad's best friend's roomate's dog is the president of Nintendo and it confirmed that OP is indeed the prince of Nigeria
#23
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wanpanman ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-] I too am dead and would like to leave you my vast wealth. (Pictured to the left) To be eligible to be chosen you must be the last member of funny-junk remaining alive. Due to admin and his IP tracking abilities he is not eligible. Good luck. Good bye.
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lutra (10/29/2015) [-] No joke, I just got an email today from some French guy saying he wanted to leave me 190000 euros...
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runescapewasgood (10/29/2015) [-] it's not from nigeria so it's obviously legitimate. you can't deny the french prince
the french prince of bel air
Click to show spoiler
the french prince of bel air
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cannibalvegan ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-] This reminds of when I used to scambait, I basically just lied my ass off to these scammers and made them do silly **** . It's rare to get something funny out of them, but sometimes you stumble across an extra dumb prince or two. Sadly, I don't have the video anymore, but I managed to get some guy to hire two hookers and film a porno. I think the guy ****** one girl doggy style mostly and another girl walked around shaking her booty with a laptop that had my made up company logo that I made in paint or some **** . The porno was quite bad, though, it consisted of a lot of shots of the guy's ballsack and asshole.
It was quite an achievement for me at least, the best I've managed to get out of them before has been them sending pictures of themselves holding signs that say stuff like "I take it in the ass for 10 bananas" or something.
It was quite an achievement for me at least, the best I've managed to get out of them before has been them sending pictures of themselves holding signs that say stuff like "I take it in the ass for 10 bananas" or something.
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nickelakon (10/29/2015) [-] I ALSO HAVE NO USE FOR MY MONEY!
"All of my wealth!? You can have it, but you're going to have to find it first!"
"All of my wealth!? You can have it, but you're going to have to find it first!"
#66
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DivineInfinity (10/29/2015) [-] sorry, but your vast wealth couldnt possibly sustain the FJ servers, its just too expensive
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gosselini (10/29/2015) [-] It WORKS! I just received 1 Gazillion Goaties (local currency) after currency conversion it turns out it's worth over 50 cents
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silverrhythm ONLINE (10/29/2015) [-] Its an honor to have one of my comment rolled for the first time, especially from one of my top comments
