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#11 - gamrgrl (09/30/2015) [-]
The perfect woman.
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#192 to #11 - brutaii (09/30/2015) [-]
**brutaii used "*roll picture*"**
**brutaii rolled image**So perfect
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User avatar #216 to #11 - nowthatsedgy (10/01/2015) [-]
all possible in superdeepthroat
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User avatar #115 to #11 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2015) [-]
Can someone get this with the smaller cock shopped onto the smaller woman?
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#163 to #115 - ericr (09/30/2015) [-]
There go
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User avatar #219 to #163 - heartlessrobot (10/01/2015) [-]
u cheeky wnkr.
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User avatar #116 to #115 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2015) [-]
In addition to the bigger penis on the bigger woman.
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#225 to #115 - Bobtheblob (11/16/2015) [-]
I got you fam.
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User avatar #226 to #225 - heartlessrobot (11/17/2015) [-]
Thanks bruh.
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#183 to #11 - supersixfourr (09/30/2015) [-]
God dammit I nearly snorted out loud in class when I saw this

mfw this is my fetish
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User avatar #194 to #183 - strangesir (09/30/2015) [-]
Browsing FJ during class? You absolute madman!
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User avatar #195 to #194 - supersixfourr (09/30/2015) [-]
I've got about 20 female students behind me and next to me in a sociology class and today is a really boring lecture
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User avatar #196 to #195 - strangesir (09/30/2015) [-]
Ohmy.
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User avatar #198 to #197 - strangesir (09/30/2015) [-]
Dam son, u hardcor.

Like damn that is ballsy, but I suppose it seems like none of them are going to call you out or something.
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#176 to #11 - alpako (09/30/2015) [-]
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**the only surprising thing is it didn't happen sooner
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User avatar #180 to #168 - floran (09/30/2015) [-]
bisexual, most gay men don't like "dickgirls" which isn't the same as "traps"
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User avatar #172 to #168 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
being gay is a fetish.
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User avatar #185 to #172 - floran (09/30/2015) [-]
nope, fetish is a need or desire for an object, body part, or specific activity for sexual excitement.

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User avatar #175 to #172 - adcpeda (09/30/2015) [-]
that's like saying ******* women is my fetish
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#206 to #175 - twiceasfun (09/30/2015) [-]
You mean, like, without dicks?
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User avatar #208 to #206 - adcpeda (09/30/2015) [-]
i know we're a secluded bunch
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User avatar #211 to #208 - twiceasfun (09/30/2015) [-]
Get your gay **** out of here. Don't you know this is funnyjunk? No fags allowed
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User avatar #177 to #175 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
Well is it?
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User avatar #179 to #177 - adcpeda (09/30/2015) [-]
no because it's directly related to sex therefore it can't be a fetish
being sexually attracted to men isn't a fetish because it's also directly related to sex.
being sexually attracted to feet, pissing, getting hurt, etc. isn't related to sex so it is a fetish.
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User avatar #186 to #179 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
Oh my god i thought you were one of them straight people. Thank ******* god you're not because man those woman lovers are just straight up and down around queer. Couldn't you agree my fellow man fetish lover?
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User avatar #181 to #179 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
But a guy could be turned on by gay things and not have sex. It's like watching gay sex and being aroused by it. It's a fetish.
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User avatar #182 to #181 - adcpeda (09/30/2015) [-]
you don't know the definition of a fetish so i'm done talking to you
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User avatar #184 to #182 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
You don't know the definition of everything so surely you can't understand the sentence "Everything is a fetish" and yes Surely I called you Surely.
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User avatar #173 to #172 - adcpeda (09/30/2015) [-]
no
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User avatar #174 to #173 - asadshoe (09/30/2015) [-]
yes
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#204 to #172 - twiceasfun (09/30/2015) [-]
Are you retarded?
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User avatar #200 to #172 - floopjr (09/30/2015) [-]
unless ur a fag
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#72 to #11 - sequel (09/30/2015) [-]
No wait.. I think you mean the perfect man.
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#141 to #72 - moomootv (09/30/2015) [-]
its a chick with a dick not a guy with a dick.
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#48 to #11 - ubercron (09/30/2015) [-]
thats not a woman, that is a dude with boobs.
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User avatar #62 to #48 - liero (09/30/2015) [-]
oh you mean an ambush ?
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#58 to #48 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
There's no such thing as a chick with a dick, only dudes with boobs.
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#86 to #58 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Imagine if you will,
You take a woman.
Born as a woman, lived as a woman.
Then you surgically attach a penis to her.

This is now a chick with a dick.

Fun fact: people that like dick-chick porn don't like tranny porn because transsexuals usually look very much like men with boobs stapled on. (There is more to looking masculine than just having a dick)
In fact, for these people they now make porn featuring actual women wearing realistic-looking prosthetic penises. Because they look like women, who have dicks.

Not professing any sort of relation to the kink itself, but I was interested enough in the phenomenon to do my research on it. And as it happens, these guys don't like actual, real-life dudes with boobs. (That and most of the time they want to watch dick-chicks bang other chicks, not dudes. I guess it's the best parts of straight porn and lesbian porn combined.)
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User avatar #114 to #86 - enemyoftrn (09/30/2015) [-]
You just described my fetish down to the letter.
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User avatar #171 to #161 - enemyoftrn (09/30/2015) [-]
Its exactly like that. I search futanari h manga, but would immediately lose interest if the tag shows gender bender or futa on futa. I like futa on female.
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User avatar #151 to #48 - emptysuperman ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
When did nonSJWs start to care more about pronouns than SJWs?
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#222 to #151 - ubercron (10/01/2015) [-]
Call animal control I think I caught their disease mang.
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User avatar #224 to #222 - emptysuperman ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I mean seriously, stop correcting people when they use a pronoun you don't like. It's just as obnoxious as when SJWs do it. Obviously his definition of gender/sex is different than yours. Stop pushing your agenda into every day conversation.
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#207 to #11 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Lets go one step further felt weird doing this
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User avatar #214 to #207 - hellboundstrength (09/30/2015) [-]
god damnit i spend 15 minutes editing a futa pic and i forget to ******* sign in? then fj hides this content from me like a lego box hides that one block you needed i had to get here from #11 being top comment
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#68 to #11 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
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#213 to #68 - spanishninja ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#64 to #11 - scandalouszander ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
not exactly a trap but im down.
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User avatar #218 to #11 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
tfw FJ simultaneously likes girls with dicks and hates the trans.
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#75 to #11 - bugzbundy (09/30/2015) [-]
I'm out...
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User avatar #162 to #11 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/30/2015) [-]
>woman
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User avatar #61 to #11 - AreyouSerious (09/30/2015) [-]
you've made my day sir
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User avatar #210 to #11 - advice ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
>Caitlynn Jenner
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User avatar #190 to #11 - affix (09/30/2015) [-]
Sometimes i feel out of place on the internet because i'm not gay.
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User avatar #148 to #11 - sphincterface (09/30/2015) [-]
"woman"
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#83 to #11 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
You deserve all of the thumbs.
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#13 - shadowrated (09/30/2015) [-]
i just wanna always be big
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#23 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

What I need...
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User avatar #191 to #23 - mrsixinch ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
I've always thought that Sgt's throw was a little too high
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#33 to #23 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
So imminent death by drill sergeant, for ******* up in a ceremony and in front of a crowd?
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User avatar #65 to #33 - unladenswallow (09/30/2015) [-]
Eh. Drill Sergeant's throw was pretty crappy.
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#47 to #23 - hoodini (09/30/2015) [-]
Drill sergeant's face after ceremony.
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#1 - jamesten (09/29/2015) [-]
i wish i had a 4 wheeler
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User avatar #17 to #1 - marstan ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Does your shirt say virginity?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - zetsuboukamina (09/30/2015) [-]
Virginia state university
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User avatar #39 to #18 - corybufkin (09/30/2015) [-]
idk thats kinda a stretch....
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#59 - romneykun (09/30/2015) [-]
Idk Im pretty happy
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#4 - victorytoaster (09/30/2015) [-]
**victorytoaster used "*roll picture*"**
**victorytoaster rolled image** what i wish for
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User avatar #187 to #4 - froggets (09/30/2015) [-]
Who wouldn't want super powers! I mean, move objects with your mind and then become a giang space baby then later becomes nothing? that sounds rad as **** !
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User avatar #6 to #4 - theseismictoss (09/30/2015) [-]
Nice roll, telekinesis would be radicool.
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User avatar #7 to #6 - victorytoaster (09/30/2015) [-]
thats whats going on there? i didn't know what the **** the roll gods gave me.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - theseismictoss (09/30/2015) [-]
Yeah it's from Akira, a very good cult classic anime about a kid with psychic powers. I recommend it if you like semi-dark anime.
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User avatar #10 to #8 - victorytoaster (09/30/2015) [-]
just watched the trailer, looks rad as **** .
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User avatar #9 to #8 - theseismictoss (09/30/2015) [-]
anime movie*
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#166 to #8 - royco (09/30/2015) [-]
>semi dark

Dude that **** scarred the funk out of me
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#31 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** this is what i wish i had
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#199 to #31 - botchtots ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
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**botchtots rolled image** I wish I had...
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#89 to #31 - selfdestructo (09/30/2015) [-]
**selfdestructo used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdestructo rolled image**what i wish i had
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#98 to #89 - nickelakon (09/30/2015) [-]
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**nickelakon rolled image** I wish I had...
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#99 to #98 - selfdestructo (09/30/2015) [-]
**selfdestructo used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdestructo rolled image**i wish i had
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#100 to #99 - nickelakon (09/30/2015) [-]
**nickelakon used "*roll picture*"**
**nickelakon rolled image** and...
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#102 to #100 - selfdestructo (09/30/2015) [-]
**selfdestructo used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdestructo rolled image**also this
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#103 to #102 - nickelakon (09/30/2015) [-]
**nickelakon used "*roll picture*"**
**nickelakon rolled image** and some of dis.
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#104 to #103 - selfdestructo (09/30/2015) [-]
**selfdestructo used "*roll picture*"**
**selfdestructo rolled image**cant forget about this
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#105 to #104 - nickelakon (09/30/2015) [-]
**nickelakon used "*roll picture*"**
**nickelakon rolled image** and definitely not this.
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#106 to #105 - selfdestructo (09/30/2015) [-]
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**selfdestructo rolled image**Right. but we need more of this
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#107 to #106 - nickelakon (09/30/2015) [-]
**nickelakon used "*roll picture*"**
**nickelakon rolled image** and definitely....
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#159 to #107 - BossTamsy (09/30/2015) [-]
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**BossTamsy rolled image**Consider adding this...
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#189 to #159 - ledneustadt (09/30/2015) [-]
**ledneustadt used "*roll picture*"**
**ledneustadt rolled image** Can't leave without getting your fair share of this
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#24 - killboy (09/30/2015) [-]
My type of woman.
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#41 to #24 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
That would not be a woman, that would literally make her a man, you gay ass hell, and no matter what excuse you can come up with, it will not change the fact that, that's is in fact a man with tits, so best idea is come out of the closet like the failure you are.
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#42 to #41 - killboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Says the guy who just pulled that picture outta his folder.
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User avatar #87 to #41 - sabcy (09/30/2015) [-]
or a herm, it could be a herm. They occur.
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User avatar #45 to #41 - mortolife ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
It's a joke, you're supposed to laugh faggot, goddamn.
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User avatar #84 to #41 - homosexualpirate (09/30/2015) [-]
What if they got a vagina too?
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#164 to #84 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
That would make it an Aphrodite.
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User avatar #170 to #164 - homosexualpirate (09/30/2015) [-]
No not the Greek god.
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User avatar #169 to #164 - homosexualpirate (09/30/2015) [-]
It's a hermaphrodite.
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#50 to #41 - glitternips (09/30/2015) [-]
The picture terrifies me
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User avatar #67 to #41 - meambob (09/30/2015) [-]
and what exactly is wrong with being gay i might ask?
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User avatar #81 to #67 - wtfduud (09/30/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
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#165 to #41 - moisture (09/30/2015) [-]
i'm aroused and i'm not proud of it.
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#73 - thewasteland (09/30/2015) [-]
I for one wish I didn't sound so feminine
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User avatar #2 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/29/2015) [-]
I wish I had any boobs. My dick's ok tho.
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User avatar #82 to #2 - hwaraam ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Hey, you again.

How's going? and plz dont start faking that the conversations we have via replies dont exist when I Pm you
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User avatar #90 to #82 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
***** wat.
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User avatar #94 to #90 - hwaraam ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
you are so ******* crude mate once I really tried to care and help you, but you act so weird, as If this is a public conversation, and if those faggots FJers see what we are talking about you will be shamed and who knows what.

stop being such a faggot for god's sake, one person who cared about you, and whenever we talk you speak as if we don't know each other at all

And it's not like I would start talking about everything here, I should used PMs for that, but you could man up a bit, man.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Hoe I am just talking to you, calm your tits. Relax your majestic man titties for one second.
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#43 to #2 - funnyhard (09/30/2015) [-]
Clicking on profile:

Gender: female

Que?
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User avatar #66 to #43 - unladenswallow (09/30/2015) [-]
Also states trans in self description. I know how to spot it. I was born a SCUD missile, but am working on becoming an oil drilling rig
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#70 to #66 - funnyhard (09/30/2015) [-]
Didn't notice that.
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User avatar #74 to #70 - unladenswallow (09/30/2015) [-]
Thumb for bucket-pig
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#40 - magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Just remember to ride a tricycle and everyone will think your dick is the size of mountains.
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User avatar #51 to #40 - kevinator ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
funny enough, I was yelled that by a guy in a Toyota Echoe, I drive a Camaro, at first I was like WTF!? than I understood where that him saying that came from, big cars/trucks = small dick lol
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User avatar #52 to #51 - magicalfruitbasket ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Wait... What did he say exactly?
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User avatar #53 to #52 - kevinator ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
''Trying to compensate with that Camaro bud?'' I was like, wtf. than this comic came to my mind lol
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User avatar #63 to #53 - valintina (09/30/2015) [-]
People be jelly.
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#96 - neokun (09/30/2015) [-]
I don't think perfect people are happy.

Hear me out, goals are what keep people motivated to keep going on. You gain your happiness on that journey towards success.

But if you've hit your peak, and now have no goals, no motivation, no nothing. What's the point?

I've noticed that the happiest people I know have something they're working towards for later life. And the more depressing ones seem to have nothing planned for their future, just an abyss. They're not striving for anything, they're just alive. That's it.

Having a goal, I think, can make you a happier person. And not having one because you think your goal is unrealistic is ******** . If you want to achieve something then do it, if someone else done it, why can't you? You can literally apply this logic to almost everything.

If you think otherwise, ask yourself this. Do you truly believe there is no way of you achieving your goals or is it because you'd rather not deal with the stress? Cause those are two complete different reasons.

But then I know there are people that literally can't achieve their dream due to whatever reason which is actual valid reason . But it's literally guaranteed that you will be good at something, even if you're not right now. Its guaranteed that you can learn to be good at something. whether you're in the late teens, 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, and even you old ass folks too. If you're breathing, there's still time.

Now go ******* be awesome at something.
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User avatar #101 to #96 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
I don't think anyone is happy or is capable of being happy because happiness is merely the easing of some kind of pain. So we should really say "painlessness" instead of happiness.
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#125 to #101 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Most people don't feel that way.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say you've had a rough childhood, or been through something so bad it's jaded your personality.

If that's the case, then it's very easy to have a pessimistic outlook on happiness, and that any kind of pleasure is just a distraction.
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User avatar #126 to #125 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
It's not that pleasure is a distraction, it's a mere statement that the base state of Being is always lack and deficiency with short pauses. Therefore I don't like to call it happiness
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User avatar #131 to #126 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
There is a middle ground. It's called neutrality.

A lack of happiness does not mean you are sad. It just means nothing significant is going on at the moment.
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User avatar #135 to #131 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Also what are these people below trying to communicate to me with the songs, pictures and strange phrases?
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User avatar #138 to #135 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Boredom is not unhappiness. It's just a state of discomfort.

Also, people are posting because you are showing a level of emotional depth you don't fully understand.

No offense.
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User avatar #139 to #138 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
I'd say discomfort is a type of suffering.

Eh... what do you mean?
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User avatar #142 to #139 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Unhappiness is an emotionally crippling feeling that effects almost every aspect of your life.

Discomfort is a benign feeling that eventually passes
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User avatar #143 to #142 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
It can pass over beyond ''boredom'' though more or less easily depending on the person. Have you seen Oldboy?

No what I meant was, what did you mean by the "emotional depth" comment
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User avatar #152 to #143 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Just as much as "uncomfortably warm" can pass over to searing heat.

As for emotional depth, you make a lot of controversial statements without much reasoning behind them
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User avatar #154 to #152 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
But boredom will do it naturally.

I see.. Well, it's the way I see the world and to me I can't turn back. Not that I really care either, I'm more comfortable this way. Not trying to sound what they call.. Edgy but it brings me calm
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User avatar #156 to #154 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Boredom isn't a problem for most people. They can find something to entertain them.

That's what hobbies are for
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User avatar #157 to #156 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
I am actually quite afraid of boredom myself.
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User avatar #158 to #157 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Find something you like and build on it.
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User avatar #134 to #131 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Few people can actually keep neutrality without starting to suffer from boredom. Boredom is a type of suffering. That's my line of reasoning
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User avatar #129 to #127 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Can you speak in non-memes?
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#136 to #129 - thehardstudynot (09/30/2015) [-]
nope
never had any egde-lord kid in class, while i was in highscool, so i am taking every oppertunity to make fun of them online
"gives virtual wedgie"
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User avatar #137 to #136 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Danish, anime and can only speak in memes? I think I am done here.
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#144 to #137 - thehardstudynot (09/30/2015) [-]
Denmark is the happiest country in the world
You've got an anime profile pic too
and meme-ing is the language of our time
check-mate, bitch
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User avatar #145 to #144 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
You mean the country with the most painless people. Doubt it. You can't really quantify it.
It's a movie I watched and that's it. You can easily see you're more like a weeaboo though, I grew up on this cartoon. You most likely did not grow up on whatever is on your profile picture.
Supporting the decay of language are you? I see.

You still haven't given me any reasoning whatsoever as to why I would commit suicide over something as trivial as this.
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User avatar #147 to #145 - thehardstudynot (09/30/2015) [-]
ok fine, lets throw the presumptions aside
you'll stop assuming my profile-pic isnt the tightest ****
and i'll stop assuming you're just a cynical teenager
now
i definitely disagree with your statement "there is no such thing as happiness" is trivial, the way i see it all there really is to live for is happiness,
but if happiness is just an easy way to say:"free of pain", why not just kill yourself, and be pain-free forever.
seeing as your still responding to my replies, your propably still alive, and so i find myself with quite the conundrum.
What i was hoping for you to tell me when i asked "why don't you just kill yourself?2 was: what is your motivation for still being in this world and interacting wtih it?
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User avatar #149 to #147 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Because I'm programmed to live basically. Life is not horrible enough to warrant me committing suicide yet, I am still very interested in certain things and despite all this have not given up my hope about there being a God. Also out of respect to my relatives and friends and such.
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User avatar #153 to #149 - thehardstudynot (09/30/2015) [-]
hmm, how very interresting
seems like you and i have very different perceptions of our existence
I'm glad i stopped to listen to you
what do you say? leave as friends?
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User avatar #155 to #153 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Cool. I'm sorry for pointing out you being Danish as something negative.

The problem is, I am very far gone into this kind of thinking and I usually don't think of that other people may not be as desensitised.
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#202 to #155 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
You know what's really funny? At least to me? The irony of everything you're saying. You go on to basically say your life is bluh but you aren't depressed. What does that basically mean? You're the thing you said you're afraid of. You're bored.

On another note, every language has multiple words with the same meaning. "Painlessness" and "Happiness" can, indeed be interchanged, but you'll only use "painless" for if you were recently in pain and no longer are, and "happy" for the emotion of joy. It really comes down to the type of person you are, a cup half full or cup half empty kind of thing. In this case, you're kind of a downer, and may just be in denial about it. Might want to seriously think about a session with a professional, just to see. Personally, I think everyone needs to see a psychiatrist or therapist at least once in their life. The mind is a screwed up place.
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#205 to #202 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Also pain isn't an emotion, it's the brain's response to damage. Physical or emotional. What you mean is actually "not depressed", which isn't a word. It's two, and thus not as good for communication, which is the entire point of language.
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#123 to #101 - thehardstudynot (09/30/2015) [-]
Damn son, i think you need to slow down there
if that is how you really feel, then why even bother writing it, why not just kill yourself
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User avatar #124 to #123 - cognosceteipsum (09/30/2015) [-]
Again, what?
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User avatar #108 to #101 - ronyx (09/30/2015) [-]
*tips fedora*
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#150 to #96 - justtocomment (09/30/2015) [-]
While I see the knowledge in your sentiment, I have to disagree. I feel that once you have reached perfection, in the sense that you can have a perfect life, your purpose in life shifts. The hierarchy of needs regards "self-awareness" as the highest tier of existence. With that in mind, consider what the dog does when it gets the ball. You tease it with the ball, you pretend to throw it, but eventually the dog gets the ball. And he runs and plays and goofs around and then never gives you the ball back because it's having too much fun.
To me, once you've achieved ALL your goals, happiness will flow endlessly - not for the direct result of your goal, but the mental awareness achieved when nothing else in this world draws your attention and desire away from happiness.
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User avatar #117 to #96 - ubercookieboy (09/30/2015) [-]
Fight Club Tyler Durden advertising speech That depends on your endgame

What does an individual strive for, exactly? Is it something he enjoys or something that he thinks he should do? Where will it take him in the long run?

I see a lot of people do things they don't like because its what they think is expected of them; get a well paying job, get a nice car and house, move up in the social ladder, etc, etc.

In contrast, does that person commit himself to a hobby/something he likes doing?

I know of two kinds of people who are happy with their lives - People who follow their dreams and attain them, and people who have little to no aspiration and just enjoy living.

On another note, perfection isn't a goal to attain, but a standard which a person should strive for but should never expect to reach. Excellence is a suitable alternative.
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#46 - gmanjohn (09/30/2015) [-]
**gmanjohn used "*roll picture*"**
**gmanjohn rolled image** I wish i had a bigger version of this
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#93 to #46 - abomii (09/30/2015) [-]
there you go...
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User avatar #27 - joshlol (09/30/2015) [-]
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller
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#217 to #27 - unclelunchbox (10/01/2015) [-]
Youre already pretty thug
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#25 - kaiserdjg (09/30/2015) [-]
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**kaiserdjg rolled image**but im happy with what i have... am i strange ?
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User avatar #60 to #25 - qotsa (09/30/2015) [-]
i'm pretty happy too but sometimes i do wish i had smaller boobs.
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#80 to #25 - dorg (09/30/2015) [-]
Only 18.8MB of kaiji... ******* pleb
I do realize that it is 24 images while I have videos.
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#29 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
Except that a lot of women don't want to have sex with monster cock men.
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User avatar #49 to #29 - honeybrew (09/30/2015) [-]
Hey guys! I found the guy with the tiny dick!
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#56 to #49 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
It's a fact. You probably don't know because jerking off to porno is about as much experience as you've had with sex.
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User avatar #78 to #56 - lordofpenis (09/30/2015) [-]
>not understanding what a joke is
>2015

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#88 to #78 - anon (09/30/2015) [-]
"HAHA, YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS"
(equally insulting retort goes here)
"CALM DOWN, BRO IT'S A JOKE"
You're no worse than those dudes who go around screaming ****** and calling it a prank.
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User avatar #223 to #88 - lordofpenis (10/01/2015) [-]
So you'd rather take offense to something as petty as a 'joke' as that, and retort to an insult in defense? I imagine you only take great offense to it because you yourself have a small penis. So what if you do?
Why get so upset over a petty, hardly harming joke?

I just said it's a joke, Jesus ******* Christ calm yourself down you SJW.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - honeybrew (09/30/2015) [-]
Yeah you're right
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User avatar #92 - kegget (09/30/2015) [-]
I have a friend who actually wishes he has a smaller penis.
First time i saw it, he was drunk and was swinging it about. I saw it at the corner of my eye and thought "what the **** is wrong with his arm?" before realizing it was his monster dick.
He's a pretty good-looking guy but he's took girls home for a one night stand, took his pants of and they've just been like "lol hell nah that's not going in me"
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User avatar #97 to #92 - neokun (09/30/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to all go in.
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User avatar #112 to #92 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2015) [-]
Has he thought about ******* dudes?
Bottoms are often size-queens.
At least, a lot of the ones I know on here.
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#30 - tulimarito (09/30/2015) [-]
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**tulimarito rolled image** Dont touch me with your filyhy pleb tier wishes casuals. Witness a real wish.
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#3 - razvansar (09/30/2015) [-]
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**razvansar rolled image** <-- What I Wish For...
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