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#8 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
>Guy who reposts content 10 hours a day
>Has 2 kids
>Claims to be Native American

Well, I guess the government does hand out checks on the 15th
#9 to #8 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
I agree that the OP is kind of a faggot sometimes.. But that was pretty cold man
#45 to #8 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Holy ****
User avatar #17 to #12 - Sewallman [OP](09/15/2015) [-]
I'd reply to him, but he's blocked me.

****** ice cold and I have no reason to not respect a twisted burn like that,
I work 7 days a week and don't get any tribal benefits though. It's also three kids.

But still a great burn.
#24 to #17 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
You don't work 7 days a week. If you are at work, you obviously aren't working because of how much content you post.

Also, I don't remember ever blocking you.

Have a nice day, #1 Content Poster.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Sewallman [OP](09/15/2015) [-]
I work from 10pm until about 5am,

The kids are the ones who make me be awake. Posting content is easy when I have everyone sitting infront of one of my monitors watching strawberry shortcake.
#28 to #25 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
>works from 10 pm to 5 pm
>posts content from 8 am until past 10 pm, nonstop

I'm not trying to be rude, but that's a load of **** .
User avatar #30 to #28 - Sewallman [OP](09/15/2015) [-]
>Not knowing about different timezones

But tell you what, I'm not going to try to justify how little sleep you get with small children and a nocturnal job. Posting content is easy, you see something and you drag and drop. Takes no effort away from parenting.
#32 to #30 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
But the key here is that you live in North America (judging by you knowledge on "refusing" native benefits) which gives you 2 or 3 hours difference and puts you in pretty much the same time zone as me (CST).

Also, it is not that posting content is easy, it is the timing of you reposts. You seem to check in with a post between 1 hour and half hour intervals chronologically throughout the day until past 10 pm. Your significant other isn't stripping for money from 8am all the way past supper so that gives you no excuse.

And to summarize, stop bringing "Muh Kids" into the discussion. They aren't the ones who keep you up 12 hours of the day while you are preoccupied with work 7-8 hours a day all week.

In concision. You are a lower class Native American family who collects reparation benefits from the government, religiously.

Don't ******* lie to us. And don't claim to only sleep 2 hours a night, between "work" and taking care of your kids will you spam FunnyJunk. We all know kids are hard in the sleeping hours, but you sir, are fibbing a bit too much.
#35 to #32 - confusedasian (09/15/2015) [-]
While I don't exactly like the op either, that's pretty creeepy and weird how much effort you're putting in to call him a liar. Just call him a faggot like everyone else and be done with it.
#67 to #35 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
OP must have his shills out in full force after this damage.
#36 to #35 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
Sorry, I'm a law student so that just isn't me.

You have a fine ol' day.
#77 to #36 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
"I'm a law student"
>Argues on the internet

Here's your degree
#84 to #77 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
At least he ins't a ******* home-stuck clopper who got demodded for being a piece of ****
User avatar #86 to #84 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
homestuck? What is homestuck?
#89 to #86 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
You tell me
User avatar #90 to #89 - phanact (09/16/2015) [-]
That's my little pony?
#137 to #89 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
no, answer the question, dick vacuum.
#78 to #77 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #118 to #78 - alfonshister (09/16/2015) [-]
well

you got a lot of patience
#46 to #36 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
law student


no wonder you're a cunt
#48 to #46 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
Well, if stating my case and thoroughly explaining my evidence makes me one, then sure anon.. Sure.
#114 to #48 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
you have issues, you are the faggot. 100 bucks says you aren't even a law student, and no amount of comment to comment ******** will convince me otherwise. Have a terrible day, you goddam goon.
#38 to #36 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
*Sorry I'm an Asshole with no better use of his time
#39 to #38 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
Hey op.

You accidentally hit the "reply as anon" button
#60 to #38 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAH

You seriously bolded the part of your sentence to try and prove you point?

They need to stop allowing OP's to comment as anon on their own content.
#122 to #36 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
Expect a picture like this each day until October 12th, I'm taking a week off to go to Vegas.

As a law student, you should know that you cannot make an accusation with out some form of proof that backs your statement. I will be providing evidence that says otherwise. Every single ******* day because you kicked your nickers about my job.

I pass by this computer screen while sweeping and mopping every night before I move onto sweeping and mopping the employee hallway. The other night I broke it /Oops/funny-pictures/5684306/ but it's since been fixed. These pictures will be about 30-60 minutes before I get off work each night.

So enjoy the next month of pictures just so I can prove a point.
#125 to #122 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
Dude just stfu and quit lying
User avatar #126 to #125 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
As someone in law school, you should know that evidence is cool stuff.
#127 to #126 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
As a law student, I can smell your injun ********* from a mile away.
User avatar #128 to #127 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
That's just racist and makes me think that you're just holding threads.
Either which way. Expect a picture each day.

Some will be higher quality than others. I have a flip phone and I some times bring my wife's phone to work with me. Those are typically the days where I will comment on stuff after the time that I go to work.
#129 to #128 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
Nah, that's not racist. It is just my experience of you decedents of asains
User avatar #130 to #129 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
That was around 20-30 thousand years ago, but I guess your campy racism is correct. But then again... We all descended from Africa,
#131 to #130 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
That's nice

Stop lying tho
User avatar #132 to #131 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
I'll post a picture a day for you,
#136 to #132 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
If you even want me to care, mention me.
#133 to #132 - fights (09/16/2015) [-]
I don't know what you mean by that. I'm not reading any comment of your's that is longer than 1 sentence. You lost a lot of trust from a **** ton of uses.
User avatar #135 to #133 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
Cool, I'm the last comment on the string. That means I get the last laugh.

Your mom is a nickle back fan.
User avatar #134 to #133 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry, they'll just be pictures.
#49 to #32 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
LAWYERED.jpeg
#66 to #32 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
I think you needed at least 5 more paragraphs to make your point

D-
#68 to #66 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
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#69 to #68 - mvtjets ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
The burden of my sins follows me everywhere I go

Take me satan
#73 to #69 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
kill yourself virgirinoooooooo
#75 to #73 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
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#139 to #69 - lordofhell (09/16/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
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#72 to #32 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Block me all you want
You're still a literal asspietard

#71 to #32 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
You just blew OP the **** out and now you are getting red thumbs?
User avatar #34 to #28 - killerliquid (09/15/2015) [-]
Hasn't Admin implemented the content queue
#37 to #34 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
And now is when the excuses pour in.

He would have specified that if he did.

Move along, Christ Chan
User avatar #50 to #28 - billybeee (09/15/2015) [-]
l2readfgt
#44 to #28 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
you know you can delay uploads, right?
#107 to #17 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
#113 to #17 - fecal (09/16/2015) [-]
you should stop ************ . One day you post pictures of the super deluxe new drumkit worth thousands you just bought, the next you're bitching about having to work hard to support 3 kids.

You're just a sophisticated attention whore and should stop bothering us with your at least partly fictional personal life.
#116 to #113 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Why not rethink the soundness of your post.
User avatar #120 to #113 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
I think we've gone over this before. Ever hear of income tax refunds? We got $8,000 back.

I used to work two jobs, but my wife wanted a job so I quit my arborist job that was part time, 4 hours a day 5 days a week so she could work. I stayed with my nocturnal 6-7 hours a night 7 days a week job because it's completely effortless.

The only reason why I mentioned how often I work in that comment was because he made a joke about me being a welfare recipient. But you know, you're completely right guy. You're right, now go away.
#121 to #120 - fecal (09/16/2015) [-]
okay so instead of spending that on the 3 children you are according to yourself hardly able to support you spend it on a ridiculously overpriced drumset. And I remember not so long ago you posted that you just turned twentyone.

If indeed you are somewhere after that age, have 3 children and absolutely no education you my sir are a class A retard and I believe nothing you say, so anything you do say is redundant.
#123 to #121 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
I prepaid my electric and gas bill until January 1st with the income taxes,
The amount after my drum set was purchased and the utilities paid off, was still around $3,000 so we fixed things around the house.

The shed no longer is a living embodiment of mold, the back porch no longer has holes everywhere, I insulated the attic so we wouldn't have to heat or cool the house as much and the bathroom no longer spits water everywhere.

Children aren't money drains every twenty seconds. Pic related, my wife sews and makes cloth diapers. I haven't paid for diapers since my 4 year old was still in them. It also helps when they get breast fed and you don't over feed your children.
User avatar #124 to #123 - Sewallman [OP](09/16/2015) [-]
you're still more right than I am though.

Because you know how much I spend to sustain my way of life and how much extra I have each month after bills and putting money into saving.

Conrats. Yor rite!
#141 to #123 - anon (09/25/2015) [-]
oh **** lmao, its a native american with a new set of drums ?

i'm just glad someone is out there perpetuating a stereotype.

kek.
#11 to #8 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ

How long until he deletes this one?
#47 to #11 - fristiprinses (09/15/2015) [-]
YOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE OUR LOOOOOVVEE
User avatar #83 to #47 - greyswordsman (09/16/2015) [-]
You never take advice
User avatar #108 to #83 - advice (09/16/2015) [-]
yeah they never take me anywhere to eat
User avatar #106 to #83 - dasbrot (09/16/2015) [-]
OUR HOUSE
User avatar #21 to #18 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
WOW YOU ARE SO SMART AND WE ARE SO DUMB
#26 to #21 - fights (09/15/2015) [-]
>reddit

I wish I was enlightened by my own intelligence, like you, Theodore Tribly.
User avatar #110 to #26 - mranldestroyer ONLINE (09/16/2015) [-]
go away /tv/
#40 - greenjacketcs (09/15/2015) [-]
I think Sewallman might be an Australian.
#87 to #40 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
What makes you think that?
#99 to #91 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Scientifically proven by the worlds most trustworthy man moot.
#57 to #40 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
No, he's an injun.
#1 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
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#6 to #1 - levvy (09/15/2015) [-]
Wow!

Cancer on FJ!
#105 to #22 - donclawleone (09/16/2015) [-]
Its a shame you are being thumbed down presumably because they thought you reposed >#7 , without checking to see yours is a minute longer. But sadly the bandwagon may still drag you down.
User avatar #140 to #105 - Dresolot (09/17/2015) [-]
Eh what can ya do. People don't notice it's a minute longer they don't notice.
User avatar #20 to #6 - sympathyfordevil ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Nice negative thumbs Levvy
User avatar #100 to #6 - buddywuggle (09/16/2015) [-]
Did levvy make a decent comment? Constructive criticism is alive!
#29 to #6 - telfyr (09/15/2015) [-]
Based Hunter X Hunter
#54 - phenex (09/15/2015) [-]
**phenex used "*roll picture*"**
**phenex rolled image**Please help me, Money cat! I need money to buy this!
#55 to #54 - phenex (09/15/2015) [-]
Dear god why.
#62 to #61 - garymotherfingoak (09/16/2015) [-]
full version
#65 to #62 - phenex (09/16/2015) [-]
Well I was eventually going to make a joke about buying a glue factory, but this works to..
User avatar #79 to #65 - garymotherfingoak (09/16/2015) [-]
glue factory?
#80 to #79 - phenex (09/16/2015) [-]
Horse bones are used to make glue. I just got a whole lot of product.
#81 to #80 - garymotherfingoak (09/16/2015) [-]
Didn't know that
#15 - reeeeeeeeeee (09/15/2015) [-]
Cancer?

On MY Funnyjunk?
#59 - fitemeirlbro (09/16/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #27 - thewalruss (09/15/2015) [-]
This is true. I thumbed this up and I found 50 cents on my way to the bathroom.
#23 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
i'm not thumbing **** , but I WILL steal that pic. thanks.
#104 - trollyando (09/16/2015) [-]
"Guys we are better than those **** sites like 9gag and reddit"

>this **** reaches front page.
Yeah, no wonder this site isn't that popular
#58 - perturabo (09/16/2015) [-]
**perturabo used "*roll picture*"**
**perturabo rolled image** I need money for a black crusade
#10 - genmatthew (09/15/2015) [-]
Wel, a nice pussy does tend to bring in lots of money.
#97 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Cute cat is cute. =)
#33 - coolios (09/15/2015) [-]
#5 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Yeahhhhhh. That's not a whole lot of money, so I think I'll thumb down.... Kthanx
#2 - dollenoutpayn (09/15/2015) [-]
Me and the cat both eat the whole ass.
#14 to #2 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #4 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-]
Oh neat, another one and wait did you say crotch licks?
#119 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Bitch ***** I already got the ************* immunity cat
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