oh how i wish there actually were such a thing to this day. i could wake up in the morning and get on my train to my school and get a degree for being white and a man and straight and religious and thin and able bodied and everything would be wonderful forever. and whenever someone of a lower stature would question me or even mildly inconvenience me (say a young woman who breaks from the established norms and wants to crush the patriarchy) the entire privileged and esteemed society ostracizes this defect. and deletes it from this perfect equation.