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theoneaboveall (12/24/2014) [-] 
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**theoneaboveall rolled image** Who I am going to cheat with
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] Wait a minute, I thought furries ****** animals.
Isn't it some other weird thing that wants to bang plush toys?
Isn't it some other weird thing that wants to bang plush toys?
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] Idunno.
Don't furries pop a boner from the animal aspect, not the humanoid part?
Otherwise, they'd be normal people who are just a little open minded.
Oh and I don't want a plushy near my children's toys. Dafuq is wrong with them, bruh?
Don't furries pop a boner from the animal aspect, not the humanoid part?
Otherwise, they'd be normal people who are just a little open minded.
Oh and I don't want a plushy near my children's toys. Dafuq is wrong with them, bruh?
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heartlessrobot (12/23/2014) [-] I don't know bruh. And I'm a furry. I just get boners, I don't really take note on which part gives me a boner.
And it's probably something medical.
And it's probably something medical.
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] No, you're just confused. It's okay, jesus will forgive you for Jiffing or whatever it is you crazy fuzzies do when you're alone. Sketchy don't judge It confuses the crap out of me though
I think all fetishes are related to medical things. I think some day there will be anti-furry/plushie/brony/fedora/whatever freaky **** people on the internet are into pills and we will all live in peace.
I think all fetishes are related to medical things. I think some day there will be anti-furry/plushie/brony/fedora/whatever freaky **** people on the internet are into pills and we will all live in peace.
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heartlessrobot (12/23/2014) [-] Well, what if they made pills to get rid of whatever your #1 fetish is?
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] I'd stop masturbating so much and finally get some work done for once.
And I could probably talk to more women without being stunned at how sexy they are and how I might one day stick my dick in them.
Also, I'd stop supporting fan made porn of beloved children's characters.
It'd be pretty neat to be honest. Wouldn't you agree?
And I could probably talk to more women without being stunned at how sexy they are and how I might one day stick my dick in them.
Also, I'd stop supporting fan made porn of beloved children's characters.
It'd be pretty neat to be honest. Wouldn't you agree?
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] That's because you haven't taken your pills yet.
Just shut up, stick it in, and all your worries will fade away. No homo
Just shut up, stick it in, and all your worries will fade away. No homo
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spanishninja ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-] **spanishninja used "*roll picture*"**
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this is not a present, it is my new GF
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this is not a present, it is my new GF
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megayoming (12/24/2014) [-] Not only will she not get over heated and fight with you but you will never have to download more ram.
Congratulations to a happy future sir SpanishNinja If you get married invite funnyjunk to the reception.
Congratulations to a happy future sir SpanishNinja If you get married invite funnyjunk to the reception.
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hankhillofthe (12/24/2014) [-] I gave my ex-girlfriend a big-ass teddy bear.
I told her it: "Will never hurt or judge you, and it will always be there to listen and love you."
I named it Neil after Neil deGrasse Tyson because I told her that: "In order to talk to him, you have to use your deepest, most reasonable inner voice. Then his powers come to life."
I did that because all of her family were constantly stressing her out and putting her down, so if our relationship failed, then at least I could know she didn't have to feel totally alone again.
I told her it: "Will never hurt or judge you, and it will always be there to listen and love you."
I named it Neil after Neil deGrasse Tyson because I told her that: "In order to talk to him, you have to use your deepest, most reasonable inner voice. Then his powers come to life."
I did that because all of her family were constantly stressing her out and putting her down, so if our relationship failed, then at least I could know she didn't have to feel totally alone again.
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orangebudd (12/24/2014) [-] Later that evening, he looked really deep into the bear's eyes... and was instantly paralyzed.
The bear raped him 3 days in a row untill he died.
The bear raped him 3 days in a row untill he died.
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stoptakingnames (12/24/2014) [-] **stoptakingnames used "*roll picture*"**
**stoptakingnames rolled image** my girlfriend from now on.
**stoptakingnames rolled image** my girlfriend from now on.
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upyoursnumbnuts (12/24/2014) [-]
Another instance where the ******* needs to be beat to death with the stuffed animal.
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sketchysketchist (12/23/2014) [-] **sketchysketchist used "*roll picture*"**
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I want source.
What Asian thing is this from?
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I want source.
What Asian thing is this from?
