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User avatar #1 - anonrandom (12/20/2013) [-]
#4 to #1 - artyomthebadass (12/20/2013) [-]
If its anything like my Dragonborn...he would just rip her apart and feast from her flesh
If its anything like my Dragonborn...he would just rip her apart and feast from her flesh
#6 to #4 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
And that's why you can never get any sex.
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User avatar #9 to #7 - notmarkiplier (12/20/2013) [-]
No, you are a fat neck beard faggot, who fantasizes about vampires more then twilight fans
#12 to #9 - newdevyx (12/20/2013) [-]
Nice reply you gave there.
Nice reply you gave there.
#62 to #27 - mypieguy (12/20/2013) [-]
you...
#65 to #64 - mypieguy (12/20/2013) [-]
though is was kind of a clever
though is was kind of a clever
#17 to #12 - newdevyx (12/20/2013) [-]
Sorry about that spoiler. didn't mean to put it there.
Sorry about that spoiler. didn't mean to put it there.
User avatar #11 to #7 - fuzzyballs (12/20/2013) [-]
**** dude
get it together
User avatar #28 to #4 - soggypancakes (12/20/2013) [-]
**** yes, I love this gif... but can't remember which scene this is.
User avatar #48 to #28 - progenitormimic (12/20/2013) [-]
I don't remember exactly what scene this is, but I know it's a scene where Alucard is either killing/about to kill something. Hope I could narrow it down for ya. seriously, though, I got no idea
#107 to #28 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
My guess would be when hes about to kill that blond Valentine brother in either normal Hellsing or Hellsing Ultimate.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gux (12/20/2013) [-]
Do you have any idea of what powers their child would have? Speaking the dragon tounge AND Controlling them, **** would be so tight
#52 to #2 - swordhoard (12/20/2013) [-]
tight? not after drogo
User avatar #100 to #52 - killerliquid (12/20/2013) [-]
kek
#3 to #2 - flopshel (12/20/2013) [-]
And then recessive genes come into action and the offspring would be just regular humans
User avatar #93 to #3 - cheezbrgr (12/20/2013) [-]
just try again til you have a glorious superchild so all of your attempted superchildren feel second class.
#5 to #3 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Not necessarily.
User avatar #23 to #2 - megawatt (12/20/2013) [-]
but she can't have a child
#26 to #23 - furiousfarts (12/20/2013) [-]
With science, she can!
With science, she can!
#132 to #2 - kanali (12/21/2013) [-]
Actually, Daenerys doesn't have any supernatural powers. Her immunity from fire was a one-off thing because of the ritual that hatched her dragons, and her dragons only obey her because she's the one that hatched and cared for them, not because she's magic.
#157 to #132 - telamatoes (12/21/2013) [-]
Not true, she repeated shows immunity to fire in the books well after the dragon's hatch.
#178 to #157 - kanali (12/21/2013) [-]
Is that why Drogon burned her during his rampage in DoD?
#169 to #157 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
and before, in the show and book she shows immunity to heat, in her bathtub that would have turned a normal person to stew
User avatar #109 to #2 - xtremehivoltage (12/20/2013) [-]
except her afterwards.
User avatar #53 to #2 - propanex (12/20/2013) [-]
Skyrim P2
User avatar #43 to #2 - chimpaflimp (12/20/2013) [-]
Dovahkiin can already control dragons. If you played the Dragonborn DLC you would know that there's a shout for that.
#32 to #2 - presentdent (12/20/2013) [-]
Bitch, Dragonborn can already control dragons. Daenerys only brings a hot body to the table. Khaleesi is useless otherwise, compared to the Dovahkiin.
User avatar #14 to #10 - fatspartan (12/20/2013) [-]
Unless I'm mistaken, the Stormborn is the girl from Game of Thrones who hatches and raises dragons. The Dragonborn (or Dovahkiin) is from Elder Scrolls Skyrim in which (to a majority) you mostly slay dragons.
User avatar #63 to #14 - ronvarone (12/20/2013) [-]
Adding to this the joke is playing off Daenerys' title "Mother of Dragons".
#16 - teranin (12/20/2013) [-]
Gettin' sick of your **** Dragonborn
#29 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Daenerys face
Daenerys face
User avatar #173 to #29 - trueraiderfan (12/21/2013) [-]
you can hear her beautiful beautiful accent
#87 to #29 - ledhendrix (12/20/2013) [-]
Where are my flapjacks?!*
Where are my flapjacks?!*
#31 to #29 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Skyrim face guy then
Skyrim face guy then
#70 to #31 - spacehawk (12/20/2013) [-]
"Skyrim face guy then"
#25 - clownsrock (12/20/2013) [-]
always found it funny when I just killed a dragon with wulthrad (the campanions questline weapon) and a guard says hey I know you your that new member of the campainions what do you do fetch the mead all from memory so probly not exactly right its like realy I just killed and absorbed a DRAGON
#35 to #25 - blacknbluebrony (12/20/2013) [-]
I know that feel
... I actually drew this ...
User avatar #41 to #35 - mkgt (12/20/2013) [-]
The kids look like Eren and Mikasa. And they live in Whiterun, a triple-walled city under attack from large being that want to eat you.
User avatar #101 to #41 - bluslenderman (12/20/2013) [-]
the artist said she did it as a cameo
User avatar #111 to #108 - bluslenderman (12/20/2013) [-]
sorry dude i didn't read the watermark
#115 to #111 - blacknbluebrony (12/20/2013) [-]
Nah, it's fine. I was just wondering what made you think I was a she
User avatar #110 to #108 - bluslenderman (12/20/2013) [-]
yeah i think so quite a blur really
User avatar #103 to #101 - mkgt (12/20/2013) [-]
That's a damn clever cameo
User avatar #76 to #35 - millymaded (12/20/2013) [-]
that's actually pretty awesome.
User avatar #45 to #35 - adu ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Why did you draw Eren and Mikasa as the kids?!?
User avatar #91 to #45 - blacknbluebrony (12/20/2013) [-]
When I was first drawing out the comic, I planned to just draw two generic children. But when I first drew them, I thought that they kinda looked like Eren and Mikasa from AoT, so I figured I'd just draw the kids as Eren and Mikasa as some sort of cameo or something
#60 to #35 - clownsrock (12/20/2013) [-]
for me its irritating that so many people in the game say things like don't cross me or the previously mentioned quote or anything like that when im a lvl 81 (max lvl if I remember right) orc with enchanted dadric armor and duel wielding dadric maces it like come on I can kill a dragon with little effort ??????????logic???????
User avatar #102 to #60 - bluslenderman (12/20/2013) [-]
it is not the max trust me
#133 to #102 - clownsrock (12/21/2013) [-]
ya it is unless you legendary but I don't think that raises lvl past 81
User avatar #67 to #60 - hudis (12/20/2013) [-]
There are mods that remove disrespectful NPC dialogue, or rather make them less disrespectful as you level up and **** .
#88 to #67 - clownsrock (12/20/2013) [-]
consol gamer don't have the $500+ to drop on the gameing rig I want yet
User avatar #89 to #88 - hudis (12/20/2013) [-]
So worth it. Switching from console gaming to PC gaming is probably the best decision I've made as a gamer. Opens up so many new opportunities and, well, if you're as immoral as I am you'll eventually save a whole lot of money on it as well due to pirating.
#131 to #89 - clownsrock (12/21/2013) [-]
ya right now im using a duel core 2.13ghz 4gb of ram with intel hd graphics laptop lol and its not optimized at all so I cant even run gta san andreas or nfs carbon at full graphics lol
#113 - fuzionsauce (12/20/2013) [-]
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#42 - hellsjester (12/20/2013) [-]
dragonborn's FW stormborn's dragons
#8 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
Meets Stormblessed
#24 to #8 - vivified ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I approve of this reference
User avatar #92 to #8 - Arrogonios (12/20/2013) [-]
Woo Brandon Sanderson fans!
#71 - spacehawk (12/20/2013) [-]
Also: Dovahkiin's face when
Also: Dovahkiin's face when
User avatar #61 - wilfredfanforever (12/20/2013) [-]
Out of curiosity, what is FJ's favorite RPG?
User avatar #68 to #61 - zakaizer (12/20/2013) [-]
< My avatar speaks for me.
User avatar #78 to #68 - thelastamerican (12/20/2013) [-]
I can't see your avatar.
#83 to #78 - zakaizer (12/20/2013) [-]
Feck... Fire Emblem: Awakening
User avatar #86 to #83 - thelastamerican (12/20/2013) [-]
I can see it now. Apparently I have to post a comment to see anything in the comment section.
User avatar #73 to #61 - heartlessrobot (12/20/2013) [-]
Neverwinter Nights.
User avatar #77 to #61 - loopymoomoo (12/20/2013) [-]
space station 13, duh
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User avatar #80 to #61 - liuur (12/20/2013) [-]
Final Fantasy x or Persona 4; it depends on the day.
User avatar #90 to #61 - stoicnick (12/20/2013) [-]
Zelda
User avatar #106 to #61 - cloudstrifeownsall (12/20/2013) [-]
My avatar hahahaha
User avatar #112 to #61 - thesimonved (12/20/2013) [-]
Not quite sure if this counts as an RPG but definitely "Mass Effect"
User avatar #172 to #112 - professorfj (12/21/2013) [-]
it counts as an rpg, just in space.
#171 to #61 - professorfj (12/21/2013) [-]
...Pathfinder...
User avatar #74 to #61 - Nihatclodra (12/20/2013) [-]
Dark Souls
User avatar #94 to #61 - xgeneration (12/20/2013) [-]
Dragon Age, I just hate how the game have the same ******* maps.
#98 to #94 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
DA:2 was pretty bad about that, however, Inquisition is supposed to have more than decent maps, including one of legendary size, bigger than all DA:2's maps combined.

That said, I loved the Baldur's Gate series including both Dark Alliances , the so called inspiration behind DA
#99 to #98 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Dragon Age: Origins, damn emoticons.
User avatar #114 to #98 - xgeneration (12/20/2013) [-]
At least the combat is fun to watch in DA 2, and the story line is not that bad.
User avatar #96 to #61 - lutzie (12/20/2013) [-]
Fallout
#104 to #61 - neznanc **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
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#34 - MrDeadiron ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
I read the books and hate Dany, she's such an autsist.
#134 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Then the Dragon Reborn comes in and vaporizes them. Fantasy ******* loves their dragons.
#175 to #134 - Moosoulja ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Uuuuugh, on the fourth book and just trying to make it through the series so I can get to Sanderson's work. I read that there was alot of padding in the series but jesus christ there's literally more description on the surroundings than actual story. Not to mention that 99% of the problems that arise can be fixed with the characters just ******* letting the other know "Oh hey I've known for two books that this bitch you like is one of the ultra evil bad-asses that are trying to destroy the world but rather than telling everyone I'm just going to give a cryptic message to the least talkative brain dead mother ****** in existence." rant over
User avatar #181 to #175 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
It picks up after the fourth book. 5, 6, and 7 are the best as far as I've read (Dumnai's Well is awesome!). The key to the series is to power through them, read them one after the other.

I do get your issues with it, but what you hate about it (the padding) is what I like best about the series. Robert Jordan can create a universe better than any author I've read, even better than Tolkien, in my opinion. There is just so much going on there (some of it you have to look for), especially when the Forsaken are talking about the age of legends.
User avatar #191 to #181 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Dumai's Wells was a barbaric and brutal display of awesomeness.
User avatar #193 to #191 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
People always say how Game of Thrones is gritty and brutal, but Game of Thrones doesn't have thousands of people violently being torn apart in a matter of seconds.
User avatar #194 to #193 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
When the Asha'man showed up and did that i had to put the book down and just think about the scene for like a good 20 minutes. That happens a lot in this series. It just have moments I can contemplate endlessly and I love it.
#182 to #181 - Moosoulja ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
There were some great moments like when Rand decapitated 11 people before they could reveal themselves as dark-friends and used the power to line up their bodies and had them kneel to him I went to full stiffness but afterwards it was like that never happened and I felt disappointment.

I would just like if he didn't spend two pages describing a scene we'll only see once.
User avatar #192 to #182 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
I actually love those moments. Later on in the series there's many encounters and fights that are described so vividly that I could create entire movies out of them. Like Kayred said that thing you don't seem to like is what I love about the series.
User avatar #183 to #182 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Just wait until the Asha'man come into play.
User avatar #136 to #134 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
**** YEAH!!! RAND FTW!!!
User avatar #137 to #136 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
It's a great ass series, I'd rate it better than aSoIaF, granted I am currently reading WoT (I'm on book nine), so that is gonna affect my opinion, but still.
User avatar #138 to #137 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
I've read them all. You're opinion is right.
User avatar #139 to #138 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Without telling me anything, how awesome does it get after book 9?
User avatar #140 to #139 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
You might as well just make sure book 11 through 14 are with in arms reach because when you get to 11 you won't be able to stop.
User avatar #141 to #140 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
That's what I've heard. Book 8-10 are supposed to be a chore (though I enjoyed the **** out of book 8, and 9 is pretty good so far), but then its all worth it for the last four (especially when Sanderson takes over, I've only read the first mistborn book, but he knocked that one out of the park, in my opinion).
User avatar #142 to #141 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
The combination of Sanderson and Jordan's minds created something beautiful. And I enjoyed all of the books so I've never understood why people say that stuff.
User avatar #143 to #142 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
I got this all from a yelp like book review site, so I think it was a case of people hating it being the most vocal (as what usually happens on "yelp-like" sites). Most of the reviewers said they stopped reading during Elayne's ride to the farm. Granted, that part was slow, but it was one ******* chapter (and it was exposition, which should be expected since Jordan seems to think that his readers haven't read previous books in the series). They missed Rand and Perrin's awesome story arc because they couldn't tough it out one chapter.
User avatar #144 to #143 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
I actually found that chapter humorous...
User avatar #145 to #144 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
I agree, and it made me like Nynaeve (or however the **** you spell her name) and Elayne more.
User avatar #146 to #145 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Point is the entire series is awesome and the final book is the greatest piece of literature I've ever laid eyes on.
User avatar #147 to #146 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
As long as Perrin dumps Faile (or if she gets her **** together), I'll be happy. She is by far my least favorite character, to the point where I'd rather Perrin be with Berelain I'm at the part where Faile, Morgase, and the Gheldean (I think) queen just met Sevanna at the shaido camp. And I hope Mogedhien (or however they **** you spell it) switches sides . (Jordan loves making his female character's names hard to spell and pronounce, while the dudes names' are really simple).
User avatar #148 to #147 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Faile will most likely grow on you eventually. Probably after they escape the Shaido. And if not... Well then **** you. Also Perrin goes ******* crazy during her capture.
User avatar #149 to #148 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I figured if anyone can teach her humility, it's gotta be the Aiel (and two ******* queens). I'm looking forward to seeing Perrin ******* . And I'm looking forward to Mat coming back, I haven't gotten to any chapters with him yet, but that's not like Jordan to ignore a Ta'veren for two books in a row.
User avatar #150 to #149 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Yeah I was kind of upset by the lack of Mat at that point but it gave a lot more time for Perrin which I thoroughly enjoyed and when Mat shows back up he does not disappoint.
User avatar #151 to #150 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Does Mat ever disappoint?

Now, who is your favorite of (for lack of a better term) Rand's women. I'm partial towards Min.
User avatar #152 to #151 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Min all day every day. Aviendha is awesome but ALL of the Aiel are and she doesn't compare to a lot of them.
User avatar #153 to #152 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
She's practically a wetlander at this point And it was revealed that she has like 6 kids in one go, which grossed me out to be honest. Min's the one person (despite being the least powerful), who I feel like can hold her own.
User avatar #155 to #153 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
She really proved that in the final book.
User avatar #156 to #155 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Well...I think I know what I'm gonna be doing all day tomorrow.
User avatar #154 to #153 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
And she's the smartest.
User avatar #158 to #154 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Have you read Newspring yet?
User avatar #159 to #136 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Is New Spring the Lan and Moraine prequel novella?
User avatar #160 to #159 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
That's the one.
User avatar #161 to #160 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
I have not, not yet at least. I really should, Moraine is one of my favorite characters I'm not convinced that her and lanfear are dead , so I'm interested to see where her and Lan came from. I'll read that once I'm finished 9.
User avatar #163 to #161 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
I have been summoned again There has been a lot of wheel of time talk as of late :3
User avatar #165 to #163 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
And there probably will be a lot more until I finish the series.
User avatar #166 to #165 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
I am okay with this!
User avatar #167 to #166 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I figured. I mean, I think it's safe to assume that you're the biggest fan on this website (though I might come close).
User avatar #168 to #167 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
actually, I havent finished the series yet, so i dont know as though I am the biggest fan :/ its just, most of my user names for things stem from Lanfear because i have long black hair and she was like my favorite character.
User avatar #174 to #168 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
I've finished the series. I have the tattoo. I win.
User avatar #180 to #174 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
I think you might.
User avatar #179 to #168 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
What book are you on?
User avatar #184 to #179 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
I have a tattoo design that i want to get! and i am on book 11
User avatar #185 to #184 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
What's the tattoo gonna be (Better not be dragons down both forearms)? I've decided that the only tattoo I might get would be my logo for...I'm not sure what to call it, I'm gonna start writing, so I started a website and I got a logo for it...
#186 to #185 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
I drew this one up myself, just need a tattoo artist to redraw it.
User avatar #187 to #186 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
That's pretty awesome. What if instead of that spear, you did the dragon scepter?
User avatar #188 to #187 - lanfear (12/21/2013) [-]
If you wanted to change it up go for it, but i LOVE the aiel and the spear is going to be a must. ji'e'toh will also be somehwere in the tattoo, probably not where i have it though. I might put that underneath or something
User avatar #190 to #188 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
My tattoo is just snake and the wheel with three swords.
#189 to #188 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
It will be a sweet tattoo.

This is what I'm gonna get tattooed on myself if my writing career takes off.
User avatar #162 to #161 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
You should it's fairly short and the beginning of Lan and Moraine's partnership has got to be the funniest thing in that series.
User avatar #164 to #162 - KayRed (12/21/2013) [-]
I know he gets her wet.
User avatar #170 to #164 - ChaosShuffle (12/21/2013) [-]
Other way around actually.
#95 - TheDawg (12/20/2013) [-]
A Book reference, nice.
#13 - pointblankhits (12/20/2013) [-]
Is she not the bitch from Game of thrones?

*Only game of thrones related pic
User avatar #20 to #13 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/20/2013) [-]
Daenerys. So to answer your question, yes.
#21 to #20 - pointblankhits (12/20/2013) [-]
Ok, Wont be insulting her again, fuuuuuuuck
#176 - Moosoulja ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
I kept thinking Storm-Blessed for five minutes and could not figure out what the **** was going on.
User avatar #124 - youririshdrunk (12/21/2013) [-]
when i saw the kids i thought they were eren and mikasa from SnK
#97 - omizzle (12/20/2013) [-]
Now all we need is natsu party crashing.
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